1,920 Forum Posts by "Ranger2"
Even though I'm only 15, I've seriously considered (though not at length yet) joining the U.S military when I'm older.
Problems are, I plan on attending college and working in the movie industry, so I don't know when a good time to join the military would be.
Also, and yes, this sounds a little cowardly, but I don't want to be a soldier. I'd be a terrible soldier.
Is there any way to join the military that is not combat? People have suggested to me stuff like "cook for the platoon" or something like that, but I wouldn't want to do that.
Is there any job somewhat important in the military, like a strategist that does not involve combat?
I don't know, let me see.
Names have been changed for this.
I was going to teach the 6th graders at Hebrew school, and had just left but had forgotten my bag at home so I crept in, lights off to get it, so that I would'n't annoy my sister.
Suddenly, my sister goes "Hello? Anyone there?"
I say nothing, and she starts walking down. She'll find me anyway, so I called "'Sarah,' it's me."
She screamed and thought I was a burglar. She screamed and I kept yelling "'Sarah, it's me, Josh!"
I thought she would call 911 so I turned on the light and showed myself.
Thought she'd bean me with a baseball bat or call 911.
"Freud would've said the sausages stood for penises."
The people eating them weren't clearly defined, although they probably were guys.
There was no sexuality in the dream - the sausages were nothing but food.
At 1/16/08 11:09 PM, SpikeAlpha wrote: Do you have an eating or weight problem? Those are obvious possibilities, also you may be acting more childish than you should be, especially around simple tasks like eating. Maybe the people acting the way they were ment you don't notice your own problems.
I don't have an eating or weight problem, and though I am a little bit childish, I'm not childish around eating (I don't chew with my my open, don't play with my food, etc.)
At 1/16/08 11:07 PM, SavvasSavvinidis wrote: You hate your mother.
That is true, but...
Last night I had a really weird dream. I was sick (still am) with the flu, tossing and turning, but here is my dream. Really, I'd like a real interpretation or at least an attempted one.
I was at this banquet, except it really wasn't all that fancy, except there was plenty of food.
There really was just a long white space with a few tables and chairs, and hundreds of people were scarfing down food.
The food was in piles on the floor, but it was clean and people were eating off of it.
There was a pile of sausages, about 15 of them (large ones) and three people were in the pile fighting over this one sausage that was the same as the others in the pile, and I thought "Why are they fighting over one sausage if there's enough in the pile for them to have a few?"
Then I saw the same thing happen in a pile of cheese. I believe it was cheddar, but it looked the like the cartoony cheese, yellow with holes, you know what I mean.
Then someone threw food at me and there was a food fight, people were throwing food and trying to take it for themselves.
I think the fighting may symbolize man's greed to have more than he needs, but I don't know.
At 1/13/08 08:17 PM, LordJaric wrote: America is not a christan nation, it is a nation of many cultures and religions.
That's what people claim.
What was the dumbass thinking?
Worst game I've played?
Probably Luigi's Mansion.
At 1/12/08 10:14 PM, John12346 wrote: Slavery came first. When slavery was abolished, then the whites started to hate the blacks.
Slavery, then racism.
If the people living in Africa were white, I doubt they would have been made slaves.
Racism came first.
Vegemite is the funniest food.
How do people (Aussies) scarf that stuff down on bread? It tastes like gorrilla vomit!
I'm pretty sure there are spirits on the earth.
Of course, I don't think they want world domination or anything.
I'd say you have stomach flu, if you're puking and a sore throat.
See a doc, get some mediciene, stay in bed and drink plenty of water.
"To be the best and make everyone happy and love G-d and all that."
No.
I think the real meaning of life is to make something of yourself, no matter how small that when you die you can say "I did my best."
Dude, everyone knows evolution is a theory unproven by the creation museum.
Our lord Jesus made all those Pokemons how they were.
Smeargle does not evolve!
DOWN WITH EVOLUTION!
A message from Mr. T
If I was G-d...
I'd make it clear that I love y'all, but I'm the boss, and the bowing down on your knees and praising me is appreciated, but unnecessary.
I'd tell people to wise up, try to solve world hunger and other problems.
In the North (for those of you who learned it differently in the South) The Civil War was against the South who, to us, were cruelly oppressing blacks and using them as slaves. We believed that the South was almost evil to allow such a thing, and when Lincoln was killed, John Wilkes Booth was beyond evil.
We are also taught in school that Jim Crow laws were oppressive as well.
That's it for what I've learned.
So NGers from the south, what do you learn about the Civil War or "The war of Northern Aggression" as I've heard it be called.
What's your point of view on this war?
At 1/5/08 12:28 AM, SirStanley wrote: Ask which door the other one would point to if you asked him which door leads to heaven.
That's the answer I was going for.
At 1/5/08 12:22 AM, Psychopathic-Mind wrote: Kick one in the nuts and ask if you just kicked him. It'll be rather obvious which one is telling the truth.
*laughs*
That's a good idea.
At 1/5/08 12:20 AM, LiveBreatheTom wrote: "I'm a lawyer, where will I be seeing less of my former clients?"
Wrong. The lier would point to the heaven door and the truth guy would point to hell.
I need more replies and I'll tell you the answer.
This may sound like a stupid question, but
wtf is 4chan?
I've heard people talk about it, saying "sell Wade to 4chan) but what is it?
I really don't know.
There is a correct answer to this.
You are in a room with two doors and two men.
You want to go to heaven.
One door leads to heaven and the other to hell, but you don't know which leads where.
One man only tells the truth and the other one only tells lies, but you don't know which one tells the truth and which lies.
You are only allowed to ask each man one question. After that, they will not respond.
The men know which door leads to heaven and which one leads to hell.
Riddle: You must ask both of them a question and find out which door leads to heaven/hell (if you find out one you find the other.
Hint: You ask them both the same question.
What do you ask them?
At 1/4/08 01:13 PM, shadow-king94 wrote: if the dog has all white fur the call him kumo (it means cloud in japan)
Nah, I'm not addicted to Naruto, so no.
All depends on my relationship with the person. If she's nice, and we're friends then hell yeah I'd get laid, but if I hate her then no.
I'm getting a black standard poodle (not the kind you see in fashion shows, I hate those)
this afternoon! I can't wait!
Comments?
No, we (me and my family) don't know the name yet but when we seem him we'll choose a name.
We have a few names on the table
Stitches
Stat
Tripper
Bubba
I want Tripper to be his name, but it could change.
If you get turned on by violence, you'd probably like S&M, which I think is crazy and illegal.
I don't get turned on by violence in movies, but it is fun to watch.
Another fun fact
Saturated fats are made of single bonds between carbons, while unsaturated fats have double bonds and a kinked shape.
At 12/28/07 09:13 PM, MudRockr1 wrote: Anyone?
[x]Rocco's Modern Life Yes
[x]The Weekenders No
[x]Ren and Stimpy Yes
[x]House of Mouse Yes, never watched it
[x]Doug Yes
[x]Zomboomafoo No
[x]Invader ZIM Yes, never watched it
[x]Clarissa Explains it All Rings a bell
[x]Keenan and Kel Yes, rarely watched it
Cousin Skeeter Rings a bell
Am I forgetting any (good) ones?
