1,920 Forum Posts by "Ranger2"
At 6/17/08 01:15 AM, Expl0it wrote: It has been brought up far too many times we want to keep the "definition and respect of marriage." We shouldn't be widening the margins of marriage anymore and either shoudl we be granting rights to gay coupls.
Why? How is same-sex marriage not keeping respect?
Secondly what if people decide to take advantage of a gay marriage and decide to fake marry in order for a cheap buck? I mean hey its a lot less awkward to hsare a house with a best friendr ather than a girlfriend.
It's called a roommate in the city or a dorm. Friends can live together in an apartment.
Gay marriages is also the gateway to other definiitons in marriages. People who promote gay marriages claim that their same sex marriages never hurt anybody. Fair enough but lets say I love my cat. Lets legalize pet marriage because it never hurt anybody. I mean hey its alright cuz partners would be consensual, right?
Your cat would have to be able to communicate in a way consideres valid in the court of law in order for THAT to happen, genius.
Address these points and I will happily refute.
Please do.
You want a stereotype? I am islamic and that deems me a "terrorist". What the hell happened to common sense these days?
I'm Jewish and that deems me a nerdy wimp who is constantly having a Bar Mitzvah.
Jews are people with a religion, you stupid Nazi. If Jews don't exist then neither do Christians. Jews are Not a race.
1. Find some fault with yourself.
2. Improve yourself on that fault.
Notice I did not say you must "destroy the Great Satan"
Examples of jihads: quitting smoking, going to church more often, improving your work ethic, etc. If you're struggling not to break your New Years' resolutions, you're fighting a Jihad.
Killing "infidels" via suicide is murder, not a jihad or being a martyr.
A true jihad is man vs. his greed, desires, selfishness, etc. A jihad is always non-violent, unlike what extremists say. Moderate Muslims would probably agree with me: ONLY extremists would not. The goal for a jihad is self-improvement.
Do not listen to extremist terrorists!
At 4/2/08 02:25 AM, BlueHippo wrote:At 4/1/08 08:28 PM, fohn-jarmery wrote: I have revived thy thread...I didn't know we used vbulletin... neat!
Congrats to Ranger2, today's UOTD. 06 level 5 (a wonderful favorite flash!) and last active march.
i was uotd?
A nobody like me?
i can die now :)
Fire emblem 6
japanese cartridge
Say it loud and proud!
I am an American. I bleed red white and blue. On the 4th of July I watch fireworks and chow down on hot dogs and corn on the cob.
I am proud to say the national anthem, "The Star-Spangled Banner" during the SuperBowl.
I watch baseball. I watch football, but not soccer.
I am a citizen of the United States of America.
I am proud!
Where are YOU from, NG? Say it loud and proud!
When thinking about it, the difference between Christians and Muslims is that we as Christians have managed to change the violent mentality of persecute and kill any non-believers. I think this mentality has taken hold for centuries, not just for one century.
Then what is the KKK? It claims it is all white American Christians.
A text bar pops up that says "Angry" on it.
Whoop dee doo.
I see this waay too many times at my high school.
Passing periods. I'm taking a piss and a guy starts pissing in another urinal, then immediately leaves without washing his hands.
If I'm in a public bathroom with 2 other people, I guarantee one of them won't wash their hands. It's even a statistic. 2/3 of people wash their hands.
That's sick.
It's highschool! I'm sick of seeing sophomores, juniors, even SENIORS not washing their hands!
And I don't expect people to lather up with soap even; if someone runs their hands through water that's good enough for me. I've seen people put their books on the sink, piss, and then pick up their books and leave.
I'm scared at how stupid and dirty some people are.
Dang, my teachers have all had normal names.
In 5th grade a T.A was named Ms. Trznadell, (Triz-nuh-dell) but I forgot the spelling.
No joke. This was my dream.
I got a present from the Pentagon, and it was for doing a good job, except I had never done anything. In it was 4 games:
Fire Emblem 7, 6, 8, and 1.
Weird.
What's the worst injury/sickness you've ever had, and I mean had to go to the hospital for?
I had a collapsed lung and a hernia.
Beat that.
I do agree. Sadly, what you consider "eating like a garbage disposal" is a meal to these people.
I saw a commercial for a hamburger at Red Robin. It was about A FOOT TALL. It was literally like those sandwiches big enough for Shaggy and Scooby-Doo. I thought "that's enough for two meals" but some people call it breakfast.
Here's a double.
What is your guys dream job? What do you want to be known as in your dream job? Be serious.
I dream of being a crazy, fun, movie director who is successful.
If it's well made, yes.
I've thought of Legend of Zelda games where you play as Ganondorf, and have to conquer the temples and defeat the guardians before installing your own monster.
I'm tired of those "Help im faling off a cliff!" threads. So I want you to do the opposite for me.
I'm on a sinking boat. I DO have my balance though.
Make my situation even worse!
At 1/28/08 08:45 PM, Kazic5000 wrote: im sorry im rofl at this! its priceless
I was too.
Elementary school gym was fun shit.
This was today. I'm a freshman in high school.
Spitball you say?
Then while you're at recess trip him.
Or tell on him.
In gym today, we are learning to dance. I don't mean slow dancing, I mean "Reggae Cowboy," "Electric Slide" and "Cha-cha slide" (the only good one)
We guys in the gym class do not enjoy dancing. We started doing the "Electric Slide." This weird music came on, not the usual kind we listen to.
"Da da dadada da da."
I'm thinking "What is this music? It seems stupid." Then I heard the main line.
"Damn, I feel like a woman."
Dancing to that was uncomfortable.
The Mario series is incredibly popular, and has a ton of products and made many wallets full.
The guy puffing on the "special cigarettes" was a genius.
Some other things I used to think...
NOTE: Some things in here contain kiddy Tv shows and games, so if you don't understand them you won't understand the crazy thought.
-Viruses were bacteria
-In Pokemon G/S/C, your rival's name really was "???"
-Roy was Japanese for Eliwood and Marth was Japanese for Hector.
-On paper dolls, you cut off the tabs (my preschool teacher yelled at me for that when we had to do them in class)
-An abacus was what people used today.
-I thought Albert Einstein made Einstein bagels, and that the people on the insignia for it were real customers.
-I thought I was soooo smart when my dad told me "Your brain is in your head."
-I thought cavities were bacteria and bacteria were called "sugar bugs"
-I was told the word "dam" as in what beavers build was a curse word.
-I had no idea what Wanda from the Magic School Bus meant when she called everyone "weasly wimps."
-Also in Magic School Bus (I loved it as a kid) when Ralphie once asked a robot to "make me a sandwich," I thought he meant turn him into a sandwich. I wondered why Ralphie would want to be a sandwich.
-I thought friction had to do with ice.
-I thought sandpaper was what you wrote on.
-I once tried jumping off of playground equipment with an umbrella. Didn't work.
NGers, when you were a kid, what crazy stupid things did you used to think?
I once thought...
1. Stool softeners were the pads you put under a stool's legs to keep them from scuffing up the floor.
2. On TV, couples literally meant what they said when they said "I want to be your friend."
3. I thought the Super Bowl was this huge bowl that people ate ice cream in.
4. Hobbes was a real tiger.
5. Because was spelled beacause
6. Until I was about 11 or so, I thought England was still a monarchy. I was surprised when a British camp counselor started bragging how the British government was better than the American govt.
7. That the baby sun in the Teletubbies was real.
8. (When I was in 3rd grade) I thought the 4th graders were plotting against 3rd graders and those younger.
What did you once think as a kid that you look back and think "Wow, was that stupid!"?
I swear, today I made 3 computers in a row screw up. As in it would not respond and I had to click "End Now" a bazillion times.
It was study hall and I was working on a movie script and I went to save it and it crashed. Pissed off, I went to check out a book from the library since that was where I was and there was 2 minutes left in the period.
I type in the author's name, and at the title it says NOT RESPONDING. I do the same thing with the computer next to it. Same thing.
I come home finally and need to download a file for school. I try it three times. Nada, as if the computer forgot what it was supposed to do. It's as if it expects me to get on my knees and grovel for the file.
Fucking computers.
I'm very sure that the language the starter of this topic is referring to is Welsh.
Last October
I was a Freshman (still am) at Homecoming.
Didn't lose my virginity though.
and yea there are lots of non-combat. you could work in intel with the computer,etc. or other forms of military intelligence.
That's kinda what I was thinking of doing before... what is it like? I'm not the best with computers though...
