Does all this USA-bashing make you better? Forgotten all those years we've been saving your asses?
What about you, England? Forgotten how we proved to you that democracy does work? Forgotten that we saved your ass in WWI and WWII? What about our "special relationship"? Is that broken?
What about you, France? Who came to your aid in WWI, freed you in WWII? We did. We went to Vietnam to help you reclaim colonies, and did we get so much as a thank you?
Ah, Germany, let's not forget you. Even after you murdered 6 million people, caused two world wars, and killed countless people, who fought the hardest to re-unify you? The United States. Did Russia or any other European countries work to tear down the Berlin Wall and reunite families?
Portugal and Spain, don't look so smug. After all, you were ruled by dictators until well into the 70s, long after it was thought to be dumb.
Poland...well, I got nothing bad to say about Poland. They're true friends.
And Canada, I know you're not European, but you're a European away from home. You're not very North American. Still bowing to the Queen of England? Still having to proclaim that your policeman are royal? Let's not forget our mutual missile defense treaty that is no doubt mostly US missiles. If we're attacked, we both know who'll be defending.
During the 50s, you loved America because of the Truman Doctrine. And the containment policy for Communism? You guys ate it up. You cowered beneath the US's shield of democracy, protecting you from harm.
And in the 80s, Europe was re-united, thanks to America.
So, yes, Europe, we're sorry that we're in a recession. We're sorry that for once, we need a helping hand. It's just a shame that people we've helped for decades, our "friends," are lazy malcontents who are only friends with the person with the wallet.
When you all were on your backs, we helped you up. But now that America has stumbled, has fallen to the ground, where's Europe's helping hand?
I hope that your America-bashing has made you feel better. I hope that your bashing of the US has helped you. Because when you look at history, the difference between Europeans and Americans is that when Europeans are faced with tough times, they turn to authoritarian dictatorships. But when Americans are faced with tough times, they turn to more democracy and freedom.
Thanks, Europe.