uhh NOT liking lesbian porn, as I do like it now.

At 7/15/08 01:39 PM, Acid wrote: and we're trying to miscarriage it. what should we do?!

no, you didn't. All of these threads that assholes make are to try and squeeze some funny jokes from newgrounders who don't give a shit.

Level 9 - Cocytus

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This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

At 7/5/08 11:23 PM, Another-User wrote: Males can't get pregenant, except for the uncommon mutation.
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I mean that famous person who got a sex change and kept "his" reproductive organs and got pregnant.

****NOT A JOKE**** I have actually done this before, a guy a LOT bigger than me wanted to fight me, and I was scared for my fucking life. I was desperate to get out of the whole situation, and didn't want to be hurt AT ALL! So I came up with a brilliant idea, it was gonna make me look really fucking stupid and gay, but I had to do it. I took off all of my clothes and tried to look really tough. Nobody wanted to fight a naked guy, scared for their reputation, so I left without a scrath, thank God.

how does a man GET pregnant OR HAVE a baby? I know it won't come out of his urethra, so they'll have to cut him open. but since he doesn't have a vagina anymore, even with a sperm donor and reproductive organs, how the hell did he get sperm in there? did he put it in his dickhole?

At 7/1/08 04:02 PM, PandaBearKitten wrote: Its that feeling you get in your pants when you feel like your gonna shit yourself and then you do

Dude, you're not funny.

I had a 69 with my hand.

At 7/1/08 03:26 PM, maspa wrote: Hi.

and now the ban.

dude, extremely old topic, quit bumping it.

At 7/1/08 03:22 PM, ManEggs wrote: Isn't the internet just great?

yes.

At 7/1/08 03:18 PM, 87 wrote: and I liked it.

If it IS you how much did it cost you? a nickel maybe?

At 7/1/08 03:18 PM, 87 wrote: and I liked it.

Wow I don't fucking care about your picture that isn't yours and you got off of google images.

gimme some links.

I have been looking into all the shock sites that are famous, the most known being goatse. tubgirl, 2girls1cup, and lemonparty are also famous shock sites. rotten.com was too much for me, since I don't like to see the halequin fetus, or the dead corpses of africans dead from sickness decomposing and covered in maggots, worms, and flies. though I do think that most of them are funny.

This is urgent.

At 6/12/08 02:23 PM, Reapertonn wrote:

At 6/12/08 02:13 PM, randomgames wrote:

At 6/11/08 07:09 PM, MoriChax wrote: My Vagina doesn't need to do these things.
At least it bug me at random times to give it a hug.

you are a man.

And where exactly is the proof that she is a he?

because he is on the fucking internet. in real life he has a dick and wants to be known as a woman on the internet because he can.

At 6/21/08 07:50 PM, andycastaneda wrote: ppl talk about olimpics but not sure i want to see it......
should i?

I dunno, it has a guy cutting his balls off and dick i hear!

At 6/27/08 09:45 PM, agustana wrote: I've been married like seven times. Girls love me.

By those girls that come up, grab your hand, and yell "YOU'RE MY HUSBAND!!!" obviously.

At 1/17/08 02:17 PM, q13qew wrote: l wil make it more bigger waith a sec

Dude, It's been months, way more than a second you moron.

At 6/27/08 09:25 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote:

At 6/27/08 09:20 PM, randomgames wrote:

At 6/27/08 09:19 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: My little cousin :(

Heh, incest.

I would never touch that in a million years that's so wrong.

I bet you would.

At 6/27/08 09:19 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: My little cousin :(

Heh, incest.

yup, I shoo'ed her off.

At 6/26/08 01:12 PM, Onizero wrote: Forget Jessica Alba! Misa Campo dammit!

Just became a booby thread.

Dude, you don't have a girlfriend. That's your cat which you have sex with, so its name is butt buddy.

What an insensitive little shit. You can't play a fucking video game so you do something that is going to completely scar your family for life? Fuck him. But my heart goes out to his family.

Haha those morons! People that stupid make me laugh.

At 6/25/08 07:26 PM, FlArE666 wrote: wheres the weirdest place uve fallen asleep

By your mother.

orginality +1

Samurai jack

At 6/10/08 12:50 PM, wasb wrote: Naruto FTW, I mean the animations so fucking good so is the story and we can't forget the obviously talented voice actors!

You fagwad.

dude, search bar?

put it on video like tubgirl and become famous for it.