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How can Mr. Krabs talk? He is a crab, it doesn't make any sense.

My first girlfriend was in kindergarten, I was a lil' pimp. I have had a quite a few gfs over the years but I only consider one to have been a real relationship which lasted a year and a half. That one started in my last year of highschool ('05) Since then I have been single because she made me really picky.

Because it is generally regarded as a pointless pleasentry. 9 times out of 10 what is the reply? "Not much, what about you?"

Along the same lines: I hate it when you ask how someone is doing and they actually tell the truth and then proceed to explain why things are bad.

At 11/26/09 04:27 PM, Shikamarana wrote: After you die then you are dead and nothing matters, and death is unavoidable so what is the point

Have you ever done something just for fun? Something that really has no point, will have no end result, no benefit, you just do it because it is fun? Something like a video game? That is what life is, it is a ride that will end sooner or later, so you may as well enjoy it. If you really see no point to life then please please please kill yourself and stop wasting resources, pussy.

1) Joe's Appartment

2) E.T.

At 11/26/09 08:43 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Holy shit, almost a year since than man was trampled at Wal* Mart.

At 11/26/09 09:06 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: <Joke about the Wal-Mart Man that none of you will get>

Don't worry, SilverGuitar will get it.

No black friday here. Thanksgiving in October is far superior.

Hitler ain't shit compared to Stalin or Mao.

Well I don't listen to much rap, but I do have some rappers on my ipod.

Kanye West
Jay-Z
Dr. Dre
Mos Def
Twalib Kweli
and of course Biggie

A fairly white persons rap collection but yah I like it

I'd say mine is up there among the most forgettable.

Q: Is it wrong to steal a bottle of mustard from a restaurant?

Something I did while intoxicated last weekend. Not saying it's badass or anything, just saying it happened.

A: Yes. The bottle of mustard belongs to the restaurant, but as a costomer, you have the right to use or consume it. thx.

A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

It gets the green checkmark when I google it, although I'm too paranoid to click on it because of you guys haha

That is a pretty badass morning ritual NaziNinja, I might have to try it sometime.

I don't have a morning ritual but my night time ritual is to go to bed around 10pm and pack a bowl or two, blaze, then watch tv for an hour and/or chill on Ng and/or play vids. The knowledge that at the end of the day I will experience the warm embrace of Mary Jane gets me through the day, it is a sad but wonderful truth for me.

At 11/23/09 01:52 AM, boloneyman wrote: The Final Countdown. I wouldn't just walk in the room though, I would ride in, on a freaking tiger.

I would rock out some tricks er- I mean illusions with this song

At 11/22/09 08:53 PM, Jinetik wrote: Arrested Development

YES! I loves me some Arrested. Here are my picks:

Reboot
Biker Mice from Mars
Beast Wars (Or Beasties where I am from)

I don't think you should get a tattoo on the bottom of your foot. First, it is stupid. Second, only girls do it. Are you a stupid girl?

This isn't the answer you want but I think you just need to keep practicing until your balance is good enough to pull it off. I haven't skated for quite a few years but I remember this happening to me and yah I don't remember there being one specific thing you can do to prevent this other than lame old practice.

What's wrong with Brian!? Stewie teamed up with Brian make the best episodes, except for the standard musical bit, I can go without those.

At 11/22/09 09:24 PM, SKS wrote: ...we still don't know the cause... He was getting weak in his last stages

Hmmm. Try harder next time Justin.

At 11/22/09 04:55 AM, Xiaono6 wrote:

At 11/22/09 04:36 AM, RickyFresh wrote: Meet me in the hotel lobby.

You said that before and on a post about pokemon

Don't worry. I trolled this bitch with PMs and he gave up. What a lazyass troll.

At 11/22/09 04:48 AM, Ranchero wrote:

At 11/22/09 04:47 AM, Minotour wrote:

At 11/22/09 04:46 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Write NG users in a marker all over his body.

What usernames?

Everyone who has replied.

At 11/22/09 04:49 AM, RickyFresh wrote: Meet me in the hotel lobby.

Except FaggyFresh of course!

At 11/22/09 04:47 AM, Minotour wrote:

At 11/22/09 04:46 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Write NG users in a marker all over his body.

What usernames?

Everyone who has replied.

At 11/22/09 04:43 AM, Minotour wrote: H) Ejaculate in his ass because I am gay.

Well I guess H is your style.

JK, use a marker on his face and take pics for NG

At 11/22/09 04:06 AM, RickyFresh wrote: Meet me in the hotel lobby.

lol

Yes we must stive to avoid the Pussification of America. My Dad spanked me when I was young, and you know what? Every time I got spanked, I had it coming. Everytime I got spanked it was because I was told something and went directly against it. Spanking should be allowed but at the same time it shouldn't be encouraged because there are a lot of white trash motherfuckers that beat the shit out of their kids.

I still come across terms that confuse me. Whenever I run into this I go to Urban Dictionary and it has almost always provided me with the correct info.

At 11/22/09 03:44 AM, UberCream wrote: In Twilight Saga: New Moon, Jake turns into a wolf and his pants disappear. When he changes back, he's wearing them again.

I only saw the commercial.

Yah just like in The Secret World of Alex Mack! She would turn into a puddle of liquid and when she reformed she would still have clothes on, I always watched this show hoping for a tittie shot. Please tell me you guys know this show.

I guess I usually just make facetious comments, I mostly post jokes for my own amusement, although not in a troll like manner. This kinda of makes me think of something, do you guys ever make statements (not here, in real life) that no one else gets but you are just laughing your ass off on the inside? I do this, and I blame it on t.v. because I do this while thinking "Man, if this was a t.v. show people would totally be laughing at what I just said right now."

I say Megadeth (see my post on Metal thread)

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