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KISS Saves Christmas, of course.

The silver lining is that the odds are you will live a long time... depending on which country you live in.

That really sucks dude, I've had a really expensive snowboard stolen from me and it is one of the worst feelings I have ever experienced. I just have one question though. Why did you leave this stuff out of your sight?

At 12/3/09 04:50 PM, stick101 wrote:

At 12/3/09 04:48 PM, Ranchero wrote: Osmosis Jones?

^ This

Also he is a Cell.

Yah and it's inside of Bill Murray not a kid

Osmosis Jones?

I've always wanted to bang a chick that doesn't speak any english at all ... I think that would be kinda fun.

I think James May, Richard Hammond and, Jeremy Clarkson should just drive the flame to and around Britain

At 12/3/09 12:50 AM, StCyril wrote:

Then when a rapper like say... coolio gets ripped off by weird al, they get all pissed off.

I heard Coolio talk about this and he made a pretty good point. Gangsters Paradise isn't just a 50 Cent gangsta song about how hard he is, he is rapping about the reality of growing up in the ghetto. He didn't appreciate Weird Al making a fun of such a serious song.

At 12/2/09 11:41 PM, Ranchero wrote: I always thought you were a Deep Purple song

aaaand I just figured out the meaning of the thread title

I always thought you were a Deep Purple song

What carrier are you with now? I switched from Bell to Rogers because Bell lied to me too many times and their coverage is shitty, at least in my city... what a pity.

At 12/2/09 11:08 PM, Niloc14 wrote: I don't sit on toilets when I shit. I hover my ass above the seat.

I'm a gambling man so I like to sit on the seat.

To answer the OP I think a warm seat is worse because a cold one doesn't take long to warm up.

At 12/2/09 07:32 PM, Ranchero wrote:

At 12/2/09 07:22 PM, Yacazuma wrote:

Taken right from the article I put out.

So your name is Robert Brockway and you work for Cracked?

Nvm, I'm stupid, I see what you mean now.

At 12/2/09 07:22 PM, Yacazuma wrote:

Taken right from the article I put out.

So your name is Robert Brockway and you work for Cracked?

At 12/2/09 07:10 PM, Ranchero wrote: ... and because the movie doesn't list them all.

At 12/2/09 07:13 PM, Jak29 wrote:

you got that from zombie land

You don't say.

Also to answer your question, I say Boi knife. If zombie movies have taught me anything it's that getting as close to zombies as possible and being exposed to their blood is helpful.

At 12/2/09 07:01 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:

At 12/2/09 06:59 PM, Synnxile wrote: a lot more people are driving them now because of the economy lol

I don't see why people can't just ride a fucking bike.

Because showing up to class all sweaty sucks.

When the zombie apocolypse started I began making a few rules that I found helped me to survive, I haven't listed them all because I believe in survival of the fitest ... and because the movie doesn't list them all.

1. Cardio
2. Double Tap
3. Wear Seatbelts
4. Beware of Bathrooms
5. No Attachments
6. Cast Iron Skillet
7. Travel Light
12. Bounty paper towels
15. Bowling Ball
17. (Don't) Be a hero
18. Limber Up
22. When in doubt, know your way out
29. The Buddy System
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss Army knife

I don't own a moped but they are pretty kickass. As long as you don't act like you are kickass while riding one it is all goods.

Am I the only one that loves getting light headed? When I stand up quickly and feel one coming on I embrace it whole heartedly, I love that moment or two of lost balance, especially the really intense ones where you almost fall over.

At 12/2/09 01:21 AM, Cybersief wrote: I personally look like that emotion on the top left of the box when I play games.

Haha so true, gotta love games that put you in a trance.

Things get pretty intense on Britney Spears Dance Beat

I saw it on opening night. It was a little cheesy but that's okay, I still loved it. For all you Trailer Park Boys fans out there, the guy who plays Ricky is in it.

At 12/1/09 07:40 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Well, I was hoping there would be some NGrs within close range of me, but that doesn't seem likely anymore.

But, there is a whole year of planning before this would come to life. If we can agree on a spot, we could meet up somewhere else.

Read my post!! Kelowna is really freakin' close to Rossland.

I suppose eventually all races will become more similar as more people reproduce with other races, but it certainly won't happen anytime soon. We can all die of old age happy to know whites are still going strong.

You should meet me at Big White, it is a far better mountain and easier for me to get to. That first part may actually be false because I have never been to Mt. Roberts, BUT Biggie kicks ass.

Talkshow host - Radiohead

or as previously mentioned just about any Zep

Suicide & Redemption by Metallica. That way I get to rock out one more time before I did done die.

Proof we are not all fat and/or virgins

I would use my clones to stop you from taking over the world, I would then kill all my clones and take all the credit for myself

I would have a human as a slave er- I mean pet.