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At 1/12/10 08:32 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: Well, I suppose there are some good points, but I'm being practical All I need is a backpack full of water, and food. A few friends. A car of some kind. I don' need to fight millions of other people and zombies to raid gun stores that everyone is going out to raid.

The biggest problem is everyone assumes no one else will raid gun stores or shit like that so -everyone- goes there and then a ton of people become zombies for that very reason. All I need to do is get to a predesignated 'safe-spot' with my buddies and hole on up. We don't need to raid anything. We have our weapons.

The biggest problem is everyone assumes no one else will be on the road or shit like that -so everyone- goes on the road with their vehicle and gets stuck in traffic and then a ton of people become zombies for that very reason. That's why I decided to ditch my solar powered armoured RV early on. Plus I built up my arms supply for a long time so it turns out I didn't need to raid the gun store after all. Lucky for me I am an avid outdoorsmen so I am just going to grab my solar powered wheel barrow full of ammunition and guns and head deep into the bush. The bonus is that it's a lot easier to hunt deer with guns, preferably using my chain-gun since I love the taste of lead.

I might take a few women hostage so that I can start my own colony in the deep forests of norther British Columbia, I guess I'll need a few other guys too so the 2nd generation isn't forced to practice insest. Yup, things are going to be a lot different when Casa-Ranchero gets up and running. I think I may also bring a giant pontoon floaty thingy so I can just chill in the middle of the lake during the night because camping out in the bush will be super creepy during the days of zombie. The offer is still open for you and your friends to join, I'll need help carrying the pontoon.

It kinda works

At 1/12/10 07:59 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: But guns run out of ammo, and something as simple as clothes, a decent face covering, and common sense means that melee can be extremely effective, and we won't know how the virus is transmitted. until it really happens that is.

lol, okay have fun becoming zombie food. That fact of the matter is I am going to raid a few gun shops and fill up my armored RV with tons of ammunition that will last ages, also the RV will run off of solar power, also food won't be an issue, also the zombies will be the slow type like in the old movies so on second thought screw the RV I'm going rogue, also wanna team up? If Left 4 Dead has taught me anything it's that teamwork is key.

At 1/12/10 07:44 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 1/12/10 07:40 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: Mah baby

I bet that's useful.

It is a well established fact that getting as close to a zombie as possible gives you the best chance of survival. Also if there is anyway you can spill zombie blood into any open wounds, eyes, or mouth you pretty much have a %100 chance of not becoming a zombie.

Can you accidently hit it? That would suck.

I wouldn't hit it until I was 5 seconds away from a gaurenteed death that would be slow and painful. If it might be really painful but there is a chance of survival (like a parachute failure or something) I wouldn't hit it.

Gotta say the best potency to enjoyability ratio I have come across is the Caribou Lou:

1 1/2 parts 151 proof rum
1 part Malibu coconut rum
5 parts pineapple juice

Shake or serve up with ice in a highball glass

Yes I only know about it because of the song, but I don't care cuz it'll get you drunk. You'll be fucking fat bitches in no time, might even fight a nig or two

At 1/12/10 06:49 PM, thelittleemo wrote: "Does this rag smell funny?"

Haha, I like. And as for mine:

Me: Can I ask you a personal question?

Her: ...Sure?

Me: What's your name?

Her: *Stands up and walks away laughing*

If anyone gets this reference I will worship you for as long as I am a member here

My dad successfully quit smoking by using Nicorette. The funny thing was that after using Nicorette for awhile he got hooked on chewing gum so that he would go through a pack of Trident a day. I think the misconception about Nicorette is that it is some wonder gum that will work immedietly, when in reality it still takes a lot of will power to quit and Nicorette simply helps the process.

Funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.

This is a nasty thought but it was this topic that made me think of it: I wonder how many litres of semen gets ejaculated on the average day?

At 1/12/10 06:16 PM, VikingTrollHammer88 wrote:

At 1/12/10 06:12 PM, Ranchero wrote: The only thing I regret from my high school days is the effort, or lack there of, that I applied to my studies. More specifically I wish I had tried harder in Math and French, the knowledge would really be coming in handy now.

i did good in History, German and Science

Yah, and I did well in English ;) ... I also did well in History, Geography, and E. Lit but that was because I didn't have to try but I would still get A's or B's

It really depends, but I think I know where you are coming from. It bothers me more to see some innocent animal get pointlessly killed than say some gangster or "extreme" athlete die because of decisions they have made.

The only thing I regret from my high school days is the effort, or lack there of, that I applied to my studies. More specifically I wish I had tried harder in Math and French, the knowledge would really be coming in handy now. Other than that, I am glad I chose the friends I did and had the experiences that I ... experienced.

All I know is the $ in her name makes her legit

At 1/8/10 11:52 PM, kamelona wrote: Was astounded by what was in mah pipe

I was astounded by what was in my joint.

inb4 thread is locked.

This was me drunk like 3 years ago.

While that is fairly disappointing, I haven't found Conan all that funny as of late anyways. Still better than any other late night hosts, with Craig Ferguson coming a close second.

It's not that girls are complicated, it's that people are complicated. Don't get me wrong, I have been left dazed and confused by more than one chick, but growing up with a couple of sisters and hearing their stories I can assure you they are just as confused by guys.

Men are from Earth, Women are from Earth, deal with it.

Well it wouldn't be up to me to decide, my career would be whatever occupation I draw out of the hat.

At 1/6/10 08:30 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote:

At 1/6/10 08:14 PM, VikingTrollHammer88 wrote: beatles...suck
Ramones = better

Ramones songs are three power chords worth of shit imho.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

I would say Drake, but I don't listen to Kid Cudi much so I don't really know his stuff

I had something similar happen to me in highschool, it actually improved my grades because I had nothing better to do than homework.

Don't get me wrong she is very good looking, but I don't find her exceptionally beautiful. Although I do enjoy the way she moves in this clip.

The only thing I consistently do on the shitter is take off my shirt. I don't know why but for as long as I can remember, whether I am at home, in a public washroom, or some random outhouse, I always have to take off my shirt while I shit.

I've always found them to be interchangeable, at least where I am from. Here are three different screen caps from the same website, with three different ways of showing the date... I wish there was just one consistent way of doing it.

At 1/6/10 06:52 AM, Orange-Jews wrote: "Don't try walking a mile in my shoes, just wear my pajamas and walk in my dreams" - Shane Koyczan

I am so pumped to see a Shane Koyczan quote on here!! A couple Shane quotes I can remember.

"We can't agree to disagree because THEY'RE FUCKING WRONG!"

or

"Justice isn't justice, it just is."

At 1/6/10 04:25 PM, EpicFail wrote: Ask yourself this, who's the sick fuck who thought of killing a live, innocent, beautiful animal and burning its body, so that they could eat?

I suppose it was some sick fuck who got sick as fuck from eating rancid meat and sought a way to prevent it from happening again

The invention of toast probably occured within 24 hours of the the invention of bread.

A toast to bread, for without bread, we would have no toast.

Jesus died for your sins ... but rose for your braaaaains

Not much of a quote, I just wanted to use this picture.

I know that the Frankfurt Galaxy, London Monarchs, and Barcelona Dragons were all part of the now defunct NFL Europe, they started back in 1991