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At 1/25/10 11:45 PM, OneWhoListens wrote: God...
I hate useless, nonsensical palindromes. You might as well not write them at that point.

I'm not saying I'm some palindromic genius, but why even bother writing a palindrome if it's not any good?

Agreed. Only impressive when it all adds up to make a real sentence or paragraph.

At 1/24/10 11:17 PM, Slug-Gunner wrote: in the USA or only in Canada... I really hate this kid...

I think it is a pretty well known fact that flag waving ignorant racists only exist in Canada.

I like the cartoon ones

I stole a bike from a homeless guy once. I was drunk and stranded downtown and I needed to get home. I don't feel too bad though because guaranteed he stole it from someone else.

At 1/24/10 07:13 PM, k6ka wrote: Back then, typewriters would break if the typer typed too fast.

You may be joking, I can't tell. But this is false, Qwerty was set up to prevent the arms of the typewriter from jamming.

I don't really drink pop but when I do I make damn sure that it's:

Ogopogo

Probably doesn't mean anything to most of you but where I am from it's like some sort of lake monster like the Loch Ness or whatever.

At 1/20/10 08:27 PM, Grizzli wrote:

no you're not you're just fab.

The fuck is the difference honestly

it was a joke haha?

We don't find those sort of jokes funny

I am jealous. I wish I could go.

I cried when Simba's dad got trampled to death in The Lion King. I was 8 years old at the time ... whatever.

Well he will probably spend a few years in jail, and chances are in jail he will meet someone who will change his opinions on race. (see he curbstomped me because he was racist and me and a few friends were trying to steal his car) So anyways when he gets out of jail I won't need to seek revenge because he will be a reformed man ... and I will be dead. Lets just hope he can save his younger brother before it is too late.

Something unique, yea like a museum or something. Who cares if the museum is boring, you two can just joke around and have fun anyways. (assuming you two click) Check out if anything random is going on in your town. Maybe something like Bangrha or some radom play.

RAAAAAAAANDY!!!

Are you ready to laugh your dick off?

Ranchero:
We told him he couldn't make the jump. He didn't listen.

At 1/16/10 10:12 PM, Atgod88 wrote:

At 1/16/10 08:17 PM, SteakandKidneyPie wrote: yanks

forest fires.

I forgot that America started growing fire resistant trees back in the 30s preventing any forest fires from breaking out in the States.

To answer the OPs question, is this really still an issue? Of course it is all acting!

That's a good point, I never thought about it, but I think it can be explained. It's kind of like how in the morning I feel all tired and groggy because I haven't had my coffee, but as I am pouring my first cup of coffee I start to get giddy and excited because I know what is to come. Maybe Popeye is the same way with spinach, he gets all pumped up because he knows he is about to get his spinach.

I come for the looks but stay for the personality

It's not that I knew that for a fact, but I've always felt that Meese et al just sounds wrong.

I can gaurentee you Lady Gaga is a woman. First, look at her hips and ribcage, no amount of plastic surgery can make a man look like that. Second there is only one photo that is used as "evidence." Finally, if she was a hermaphrodite it would make huge news because finally a man/woman has made it to the top of the music charts, it's like having a black president!

Screw (haha) Phillips screwheads! Long live the Robertson screwhead!!!

Meh, I think that is kind of a generalization. I know a lot of guys that won't back down from an argument, either, no matter how wrong they know they are.

At 1/14/10 09:12 PM, psychicpebble wrote: Some angry stuff.

First off don't stereotype. A lot of Canadians (such as myself) do not hate Americans, just like not all Americans are sister-marrying yokels. Secondly, statements concerning the fact that the USA won the World Wars aren't entirely true. No doubt the American military played a huge part in victory, but that statement implies that the USA could have won the World Wars alone, with no help. Undoubtedly a peon like Canada wouldn't be missed much, but without Britain and the Soviets (even though the newly minted USSR pulled out of WWI in 1917) America could not, single handed, win those wars.

At 1/14/10 08:54 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:

At 1/14/10 08:53 PM, Ranchero wrote: They may not have won in Vietnam or Iraq, but they still fucked them up plenty. People are rightfully afraid of the USA because they are powerful and usually run by extremists

Vietnam fucking traumatized the US.

Your point? There are still hundreds of babies being born with birth defects because of Agent Orange, plus all the farmland that is still unusable because of said herbicide. Not to mention the unexploded munitions (called bombies in Vietnam and Laos) that are still killing and maiming farmers and others. Hundreds of thousands more Vietnamese died because of the war than Americans. You are right that USA was war weary after that conflict, but the effects have been a lot longer lasting in Vietnam.

They may not have won in Vietnam or Iraq, but they still fucked them up plenty. People are rightfully afraid of the USA because they are powerful and usually run by extremists

I was really let down when it wasn't about a zombie dog.

Do zombie dogs eat other dogs, or humans?

He's a superhero. I call him Man of Baby-Man

Well the good news for these girls is they can get a lot more than just an apology. According to Canadian law (not that I'm a lawyer, but we did cover this exact situation in a law class) it is considered a form of kidnapping if a business holds you on suspicion of theft and it is proven that no theft occurred. Bring on the lawsuit!

I think the better question would be what kind of shit would have to go down to get him into the oval office. America may be fucked but I don't think they are that fucked yet.

They are a great idea. I have only done them a few times, but it is certainly a good time when done properly. Just don't do too much the first time. My first time I did 2 grams and it was pretty enjoyable.

At 1/12/10 08:51 PM, fuzzum111 wrote:

Ahh well, I'm hazing funs. Anywho, A cat is fine too.

Actually you raise a good point! Screw guns I'm bringing a wheel barrow full of cats, if they don't cute the zombies to death they will shred them to death. Plus they can do the deer hunting for me, and they might just be kind enough to share :)