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Some of the stars we see do not even exist anymore. We are like a little leaf in a forest, our lifespan is far too short and we are far too insignificant to figure out how the entire forest works ... that's how my astronomy prof. put it at least.

Jerk off in front of him and then it's equal.

At 11/10/09 01:00 AM, TheFucktard wrote: i told u i was hardcore

will be your famous last words

How about just get a different flight back from Dubai? I want to go to Dubai. Go to Costa Rica, that's where I am going for Christmas break.

I'm an anarchist libertarian

I'm a big fan of the reverse cowgirl

haha I'm so pumped I'm not the only person who does this. I usually don't flush it right when I begin, I try to time it with the end of my piss.

Randomer fact: I live in Van now, moved here from Kelowna in September

At 11/8/09 03:57 AM, Rottenberry wrote: I will end this long-ass fucking story that most of you will no doubt scroll over without bothering to read

I read!! The few times I've done e (or mdma when lucky) have all been mellow, non clubbing experiences unlike you. My most memorable was when a friend and I had a couple pills each, chilling out in his basement kinda tripping. Well for some reason we decide to go get food, and because of how amazing driving was feeling at the time we decided to go for a little drive and ended up to Vancouver... about 4 hours from where we live. Luckily we had a few joints for the drive back :P

It's not too hard to check the sauce guys c'mon stop being dbags

Too old, do not want.

At 11/8/09 02:20 AM, Endless-Psychoticism wrote:

At 11/8/09 02:02 AM, CostaRic wrote: Yeah it work surprisingly well on ipod, and you can add any wad file on it(Doom,Doom2,TNT,ETC...)

If it does work, wads and all...
... I'm taking you all out for Frosty Chocolate Milkshakes.

I could go for Krusty's Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverage.

I've tried mdma and coke a couple times but that was back in highschool. Now I stick with trusty ol' mary jane and on rare occasion alcohol ... and on even rarer occasions I still do zoomers

When I worked at a golf course I got to golf and use golf carts for free and since I was generally a nice person the kitchen staff would hook me up with free food on most days. It may not seem like much but this course is one of them high class ones where a round is like $95 cdn.

Yah I wish I lived in a 3rd world country...

The 1991 Denver Broncos

At 11/8/09 02:35 AM, o0-0o wrote: Thread title makes no sense. If no one has heard of it then how can anyone know? Unless it is just lyrics and notes on paper...

It is a figure of speech used to imply that relatively speaking, very few people have heard the song. Consider it a form of exaggeration. Don't feel bad that you misinterpreted it, no language is easy to figure out when it is not your native tongue.

I remember the first time I used a swear word I was like maybe 7 or 8 and my sister was being mean and so I got really mad and just blurted out "Bitch!" I had no idea what it meant and I never consciously heard the word before but it just felt right.

My favorite swear word is a bit of a hybrid used in a Derrick Comedy sketch, I love to cuss by saying the word N*ggerfaggot ... it is just so fun to say.

Baltimore Blues, No. 1 - Deer Tick

A framed picture of me.

My average was .205

I was in a pretty badass accident in highschool. My ex gf was driving her Tercell and pretty much shit the bed driving by not paying attention on a winding road and she missed a curve causing us to go down a decently sized embakement sideways, resulted in us rolling 3.5 times coming to a rest on our roof! Only injury between the both of us were cut up hands from broken glass, seat belts save lives!

At 11/7/09 07:27 PM, Scarab wrote: Is it useful to use it as a way of explaining other lieftist theories, even the most moderate?

It has been awhile since I've read the book but: I think it takes the whole metaphor to such an extreme that it is really only useful as a satire against the most severe dictatorships.

I'm living in a quaint 3 bedroom on baltic ave.

ps I am fully aware of how everyone saw this one coming a mile away.

Lets not forget the other side of this double standard. A highschool male gets laid a lot he is a player and probably fairly popular. A highschool female gets laid a lot she may still be popular but always denigrated as some dumb slut. Despite what people like to believe men and women view sex differently, so a minor sleeping with a teacher will have a different impact on the minor if said minor is male or female. However I think it is prudent to note that it also comes down to the induvidual, some chicks might be okay after it all and some guys might be emotionally damaged by it after.

Treat it like I treat all my problems, pretend it isn't there and it will eventually resolve itself. If she continues sitting beside you just eat lots of fatty foods so you get stinky farts and let 'er rip.

I would push that red button and collect my million dollars so fast it would make your head spin.

At 11/6/09 06:13 PM, poxpower wrote:
Ask tiny favors you could do yourself ( ex: put down a toilet seat, turn off a light, fetch a remote )

What's wrong with asking someone to turn off the light? I mean she was stading right beside the switch and I was already on the couch. Although I have never asked someone to put down a toilet seat for me.

I wish my first word was quote. Then on my deathbed I would say end quote.

At 11/1/09 11:23 PM, NaTe32123 wrote: Does that mean that I didn't do your mom last night?

It means that you aren't funny.

I like Ben & Jerry's