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Here's a pic from a buddies bday a few years back. The boxes on the right are still full btw.
Yup ... good weekend of snowboarding and drinking, not necessarily in that order.

At 11/13/09 11:42 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 11/13/09 11:40 PM, Ranchero wrote:

At 11/13/09 11:32 PM, Spite wrote: turns out your all getting banned!

You mean "You're." OMG lol lern 2 spel

Actually thats grammer nub.

You mean "that's." OMG lol lern 2 spel

At 11/13/09 11:32 PM, Spite wrote: turns out your all getting banned!

You mean "You're." OMG lol lern 2 spel

Do it. I did the same thing around mid-grade 10. I was friends with the basketball jocks and I just got fed-up with the douchebaggery so I started chilling with the "stoner" group and it was the best decision I ever made. And no they are not all stereotypical stoner ... although a couple of them are haha

I want to have buttsecks with her

Girl stops giving me fellatio and tries to kiss me
"No offense but ... I haven't finished yet."

Have you guys ever reeeally had to piss but fapped/had sex first. And then after blowing your load immediatley go to take a piss. I have and it is a really weird experience, you really have to piss but it just won't happen at first.

At 11/13/09 06:08 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: I got grabbed by the neck in college by some fat, Turkish, Muslim bloke. Is that enough of an assault to be the equivalent of the first punch?

So let's say if I then hit him while he was holding me, does that count as self defence in court?

You would have to prove that you had a justified fear for your own saftey, and that your punch as a response was not excessive. If you ask me punching him, in the eyes of the court, is excessive. Unless he was verbally threatening you I think you are s.o.l.

write "Ranchero says fuck you and watch your back. Sincerely Ranchero."

I'm a pretty big fan, definitely in my top 10. People can say what they want but you can't dispute the impact they've had on the music industry, whether or not you think other thrash metal bands are superior.

I love hot wings sooo fucking much, which is a problem because they are fairly bad for you... so I limit my binges to every couple wednesdays. Anyways I hit them hot wings up so bad it makes my glasses fog up a little, no joke. I can't stand people who go through tons of napkins while eating their wings, I have a simple technique: One hand gets all saucy eating the wings, the other hand stays clean for drinking beer and giving high fives.

Actually about 3 weeks ago I had a pretty good experience. I go to sitdown on a bench and I sit on a womans foot. Now this woman in a class act, half of an unlit cigarette hanging out of her mouth, mullet, lumberjack jacket. Anyways I'm stoned and she looks up at me and says
"Don't sit on my fucking foot... it's broken."
I immediatly burst out laughing because her foot is clearly not broken to which she reacts
"Stop laughing I'm fucking serious."
"Okay" I reply unable to supress my laughter.
She pretty much eyed me down for the next 10 minutes until I got off the bus. Yup, gotta love crackheads.

At 11/13/09 02:35 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote:

At 11/13/09 02:33 AM, Ranchero wrote:
EvilerBowser that statement is inappropriate, very inappropriate.

Wait, Browser?
I'm a web Browser now?
Well, I guess I'll have to go douche my vag now.
Thanks!

I don't know
what you're talking
about I spelt it
perfectly.

At 11/13/09 02:28 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: Yeah, she couldn't face the tough questions and hard hitting journalism of...Larry King?

I chuckled with all I heard about her.
What a thin skinned airheaded idiot.

EvilerBrowser that statement is inappropriate, very inappropriate.

I had no clue what to put as a username although at the time I was eating a salad with Ranch dressing and watching The Simpsons episode where there is that SUV called the Canyonero and well ... yah.

The arcade version of Pacman.

Cell in the left wallet in the right. That's it that's all... no car keys anymore :(

I was riding shotgun when my buddy hit 3 raccoons out of a possible 6 when a family was crossing the road. We pulled over and 2 died instantly but one was crippled but alive, so my friend grabs a large wedge shaped piece of firewood (we were heading up to the bush to camp) and finished that raccoon off. I will never forget when my friend was standing over the raccoon and that fuckin raccoon just hissing and swiping up at him ... I laughed at the time but now the memory kind of sickens me ... that guy was one evil fucker, not the first or the last time he pulled something like that.

You see that's the beauty of it, there is no real purpose to life. Our "purpose" is the exact same as all other organic life - to reproduce! If you don't feel like reproducing don't sweat it because humans are doin' alright as a species. Best thing to do is just enjoy this ride while you've got the opportunity... weed helps.

The general concensus seems to be improved sight, which is what I would choose too. I would love to be able to see junk from far and junk.

At 11/10/09 05:49 PM, Tykwa wrote: You would die from mercury poisoning around your 800th shot.

So, it's impossible.

And it is completely unrealistic to think someone can get their hands on 800 let alone 1,000,000 so you're lame for getting technical.

You want a tattoo but you don't know what you want? That is dumb. Don't just get a tattoo for the sake of getting a tattoo, wait until you think of something meaningful not something retarded like bullet holes or a dragon. Actually I change my answer get some Cantonese characters that you don't even know tattooed on your arm and tell people it stands for loyalty and honour or something cliche like that.

According to Urban Dictionary CP stands for Child Porn. So I guess CP Distributors is kinda funny.

This is 100% real I swear.

It doesn't make me sad although it does make me solemn, I don't know anyone currently serving in Afghanistan and both my grandpappies survived WWII sooo I don't have much to personally feel sad about.

No matter when Christmas is held people would start decorating far too early. Most Godless heathens celebrate christmas with as much vigour as Christians so when it is finally proven that God doesn't exist I doubt it will change things much.

Only if she obeys me as well as my she does in her dog form. It would be kind of nice because then I wouldn't have to put peanut butter on my junk just to get her to lick it

Boring old Trident Spearmint ... mainly just spearmint I don't care so much about the brand

I live in Vancouver and there isn't class for those 2 weeks so fuck yahhhh. Anyways, I predict Canada is going to choke again.

At 11/10/09 01:44 AM, Saint-Pig wrote:

At 11/10/09 01:43 AM, Ranchero wrote: Jerk off in front of him and then it's equal.

yes but he dose not know that i saw him jerking off so it would not make use equal because then he will feel awkward

Well then he will come on to Ng and ask us what he should do and we will give him the same advice and before you know it'll be Jack Off Wars 2009, awkwardness for all and for all an awkward night!