Tell her that if she could see colors, she'd be gay for colors.

Xenopodophilia.

I like feet that don't look anything like a human foot. I hate human feet.

But fuck, look at the Prawn from District 9 or an Elite from Halo. secks.

When is this?

Epic, pwn, own, noob, newbie, fegit, etc.

If anybody uses those words in actual conversation in regards to sounding like they are on the internet, you get to punch them.

WHAT IS LOVE

Baby don't hurt meee

They do a sequel, I delete myself.

Everybody has that dream every once in a while. Keep doing these things, man.

Break shit. Go outside. Stay inside. Make shit.

All the rest of you: Fap

You just can't handle the thought of them sneaking up and cockslamming you.

You Girl has a fucking Stark Trek name.

Other than that, wait for him to maek secksay times.

I'm too busy doing Doomguy faces with my eyebrows to have gut feelings.

I have a giant head and my pant's never fit. But I don't care, because I'm Six ft. Three.

At 5/5/09 08:11 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote: This is a thread to share with the NG community what it is exactly that you don't like about your body.

As for me, I'm good except for my neck. It's way too long and makes me feel like a giraffe :(

you?

Are you Dick Neck's alt?

Return of the Living Dead.

Tarman wants MOAR BRAINS!

I've had an email since 1998. I started actually internetting in 2002.

Tech Deck dot com, motherfucker!

Comb your hair differently and wash your trousers.

Downloads.

A county? moar like a village.

You can't play TF2 offline anyway. There's no singleplayer, it's an online game and you need other people to kill and that can only happen if your internet works.

Hentai ads are funny, especially when you think of how many people must click them.

Shoot people in the NECK

I actually want to help you find these people and give them what's coming to them. Be that kicking their ass or something else I feel like dishing out some BEACH JUSTICE.

At 4/30/09 03:40 PM, sh0k wrote: does anyone else not know whats going on here?

Banjo Kazooie is one of the few decent Nintendo games. Read the thread.

At 4/30/09 03:14 PM, Vortex wrote:

Damn, as SOON as you saw the security guard you should have told him someone shat in the urinal , probably would have gotten you out of it , because if you REALLY didn't do it , you know you would have most likely told him.

This is what I would have done.

If I had to shit in a urinal to save my life, I'd do it, and then walk out and tell a cop that some hobo was just in there with his pants down, threatening to shit on me unless I gave him my wallet, and that I pushed him away and he fell back into the urinal and shit there and then ran off.

At 4/29/09 07:44 PM, wegra2007 wrote: Same creator idiot. But yes American Dad is the biggest piece of shit that Seth Mcfarlane pulled out of his ass.

And don't get me started on the god awful annoying ass opening theme. I swear If I hear it one more time I'm going to jam a nail through my heart.

Good morning, You-ess-AaaaY!
've got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day!

The sun in the sky has a smile on his face!
And he's shining a salute to the American race!

Oh boy it's swell to SaaaaY!
Good morning, USA!

good mor-ning US-A!

At 4/29/09 07:50 PM, speakerlight wrote: If i hit my head hard enough i would see stars.

I'd see birds. I think it's a matter of Sea-Level that affects which ones you get.

At 4/29/09 07:45 PM, PsychoGoldfish wrote: apparently nobody got the 100% pure muscle joke.... you kids and your 07 accounts!

I spent so much time reading this thread that I didn't have time to post that I did actually get that joke.

WHAT!?! E-PENIS IS EVOLVING !!!

Symptoms include sort of okay voice acting and graphically improved Flash Animations as of 2008

Hay remember when Bart Simpson's history wasn't rewritten to prevent him from being a 31 year old man?

Do the Bartman motherfuckers

At 4/29/09 06:47 PM, Alpharius120 wrote: You mean pre marital sex? Yeah, it makes your cock fall off.

only if it's gay sex with an alien Xenomorph is acidic willy-sauce in your booty!