I prefer a meat-oriented comfort food. Like a huge summer sausage or something :D

At 4/27/09 11:23 PM, Evark wrote: All body odor is the result of bacteria that feed on dead skins cells and flourish in conditions of high moisture (such as your filthy unwashed anus). The unique smell is probably owing to the fact that you've got a slightly different dead skin cell flavor in that particular area.

I can honestly say I didn't expect to learn anything when I clicked on this thread. Thanks Evark, for making me not lose as many brain cells :)

On a side note, sometimes belly buttons get this smell as well.

At 4/15/09 06:35 PM, americanidiot2f wrote:

He be beatin his wimminz
But seriously, here's a link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamwow#Arr est
"On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of felony battery after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute."

Thanks for providing a link and givng me the summed up facts :)
So, now that the show has aired..

How was it? Did Billy Mays really impress the general public like he should?

uhhh...... hes in jail...

How are you so up on infomercial people!@?#
Oh, and how's he in jail? :( :( That's so sad..

At 4/15/09 02:46 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: You've contracted the agnry faic virus.

You took the words right outta my mouth.

Watch out kid, the angry faic virus is brutal..I had format my hard drive, set it on fire, chop it into tiny pieces and bury it in 17 different states and one province..

Double-you tee eff?

That's crazy! I remember billy mays from years and years ago...Even before the spanish channel had him on there.

You know who I wanna see? The ShamWow! guy, that guy's cute and fast and professional. Billy Mays though? Meh...I came here because I thought you meant Ralphie Mays or whoever that fat comedian is. I was like "fat pot-smokin comedian on discovery? Nice! ...Oh him? Damnit!"

But Yes I suppose I will be tuning in..wait wait wait...At 10pm on a Wednesday night? That's South Park!
You're gonna skip south park to watch an infomercial? :P

I've heard the Pentagon still doesn't have a great security system. It's better than Norton Antivirus w/ Firewall and ZoneAlarm, but its not the impenitrable fortress it should be. Maybe if Obama could just shut down the Governmet's internet that'd be a good idea. "Sir we have a hacker.."

You know what I never understood in that movie Hackers? When the person getting hacked is getting hacked he
A) Push buttons on his keyboard
B) Scream a lot

See..
A) A good hacker will shut down the keyboard and mouse if threatened, or at least the monitor.
B) Wtf? Yelling? That ever work for anyone here? "Fuckin modem!....Finally! Don't do it again!"

Now, here's what they SHOULD do..
A) Unplug internet.
B) Change your password from God (>.< Stoopid!@#!@#) to something really hard like jeremysmokespoton420.
Who would guess that? Ever?

Yep. With no connection to the world that computer is unhackable. Problem solved.

At 4/15/09 11:47 AM, Melkarid wrote: The internet is here.

I appreciate that picture being added to the thread. It does help make sense of the sillyness of the question.

So, if the President of the United States shuts off the internet. Does it die all over the world? No.

Maybe all the US sites would be shut down and US citizens wouldn't be allowed access, but the the entire world's internet being shut down because one country thinks another country is threatening them?

that would be like supreme power.

"Iran! I have had it up to HERE with your bad attitude! That's it! You're grounded! No more internet for ANYBODY until we sort this out!"

"Ok China, give us another 700 billion dollars or we're cuttin you off! Yeah! Look at porn now!"

At 4/9/09 03:37 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: What does a humongous and possibly pedophilic rabbit, colored eggs and gay baskets have to do with Christianity?

That's what I'm tryin to say Pooz! It's not about Christians at all! It's about a pedobunny and chocolate, plain and simple. Anyone trying to put meaning to it is confused :P

It became a season to support capitalism, by buying and getting presents. A lot like christmas.

Capitalism, politics, blah blah blah...

People have a skewed sense of reality..Easter is about chocolate bunnies. You eat the bunnies and you're happy. There is some dispute about whether or not the easter bunny is involved in that, but I think we can all agree its not religious. Duh.

Who's Jesus?

At 4/9/09 03:21 PM, max511 wrote: If you celebrate it, you're saying you are a Christian. If you aren't, don't celebrate it.
IT IS A RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY!
WHY DON'T YOU TURN HANUKA OR Buddha's BIRTHDAY INTO A MARKETING SEASON!?!?!?
/end rant

Ok you can go without easter candy for some divine calling of segregation but I'm gonna eat my candy damnit!

-Bites the ears off his bunny defiantly-

At 4/8/09 05:33 PM, GenericName54 wrote:

Stay in school kids.

That's pretty right actually. I had a feeling when a=b that there'd be no way to make one of those 0 and have the other one remain the same and since squaring something won't make it 0 unless it starts at 0. And a is already equal to b. It'll divide out to 1.

A 12 pack of pregnancy tests seems a bit much...12 packs of atomic bombs seems unlikely.

I can think of plenty of things that shouldn't come in 12 packs.

At 4/8/09 05:32 PM, SoulKnight96 wrote:

At 4/8/09 05:30 PM, Ryanl337 wrote: Just pour some milk in and drown those fuckers.

Lol I could probably pour this in a bowl and put milk in it. The ants would probably look like raisins... hey, extra protein ain't too bad right?

Ants have a bad flavour and a worse smell. I wouldn't reccomend eating them for anything short of survivor. Even getting them squished on my hands leaves a stink that lasts for hours...

There's not enough extra protein to make it worth the odor.

One time my step-mom made pancakes, we put syrup on them, I ate mine really fast and my dad sat down as I was finishing and he asked "Is that ants in the syrup?" Sho nuff I ate like a hundred of them..
Gross...

At 4/8/09 05:28 PM, jakenator85 wrote: this post is pointless. most likely, its gonna get locked

Not if we can turn this into a real discussion. I brought up anatomy and deduction, you brought up whine and cheese. We should totally think about how it would be if we were abducted by aliens and bad stuff happened.

I'd want to know what happened to me, just so I can fill in that blank in my life. I'm bound to fill it in anyway, might as well fill it in with truth. Would you want to leave your imagination to its own druthers? I don't trust the imagination of any NGr. Oh that sounds so racist when read out loud..

Don't feel guilty FatKid.

You've always been an honorable mate, if anything you deserve more credit for being so cool.

People can choose who to lift up for an achievement and you're it becuase you're cooler. Who cares who did more work? Who sold it? The cool guy.

At 4/8/09 05:20 PM, SoulKnight96 wrote: So I opened up my Cap'n Crunch cereal, I found 5 ants that were inside and 2 ants that were outside of the container. There were probably more inside. I was pretty fucking pissed when I found out because I just put the Cap'n Crunch in the container yesterday. Only got the pic of the 2 ants outside, the other 5 burrowed deeper in probably. Pic below...

:( That's so sad. All that yummy Cap'n Crunch RUINED! Its fuckin ruined! :(

Hahah, there was this BBQ I was having and when my friend showed up he looked at two burgers that got overcooked and he was like "Yep! Those are ruined! They're FUCKIN' ruined!" and got all flustered like the end of the world was coming..

Where should we run?

I never run throught he barrio when I'm jogging. Maybe you should stay in your barrio and stop coming into the white neighborhoods, amigo.

You know you're a newgrounder when you skip the first 5 pages of the thread only to add your lame response to a list of other equally lame responses.

You know you're a newgrounder when you come up with multiple lame responses hoping that someone will notice your lameness and compliment it.

C'mon compliments..they'll be rackin up now.

Aliens just don't understand human anatomy. They were really close though. I'd give them an A for effort and not be mad. Hell, how would we know where to stick it in if the situation were reverse? Only way to find out the right answer is to try around..

At 4/8/09 04:35 PM, saqwert wrote: I am fat and out of shape. I don't exercise nearly as much as I used to. Shit just started going downhill ever since school started in September. Plan to fix myself over the summer

At 4/8/09 04:36 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: I'm a fatty fat fat. And proud of it to.

At 4/8/09 04:38 PM, elace wrote: im a fat ass with a ton on muscle ~~

Rofl. I'm a Fatty McFatFat. I'm like 220 pounds and only 6 feet tall. I should be around 175, but nope! I heart my chicken sandwiches from Carls Jr..and my Jack in the Crack tacos. Mmm...and Pork rinds..Bacon..Bacon wrapped pork rinds...

At 4/8/09 03:39 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Yes, you can not go to college, but in the long run, you are just going to screw yourself over.

My mom went to college AND got screwed over, it seems like getting screwed over is more of a personal thing than college. Going to college is helpful, but it's not a guarentee for success, constant vigilance is required for the successes most people see as success.

Because if you want ANY good high paying job these days, you going to at least need a BA, if not your Masters.

A Masters can cost as much as, if not twice as much, as a bachelors...some people pay over 100k for their masters, so you have to be going down a field that actually makes money, like a computer programmer or something with computers.

That's how it is. Also, look at it from a company's perspective. Who would you rather hire, a man with a Masters Degree or a guy fresh out of high school? The guy with the diploma.

McDonalds and most entry level jobs prefer people without a diploma. The high schooler has no prior job experience, no bad habits already created, which works well for their agenda because in the long run they want to be the ones to train you. The more moldable you are the better it looks for the majority of actual jobs that are opening.

As the world becomes more fast-food oriented and takes a page from their book, the jobs become dumbed down and the pay-rate drops. The amount of work required drops, the amount of human interaction becomes almost nil.

It's better off in the long run to go. Besides, you get the whole college experience.

I find its better to go to college because you want to learn than to get a piece of paper. The college experience shows that you can not only put up with HS bullshit, but that you are so adept at putting up with bullshit that you went back for another 4 years. It shows that you are hard to mold, but keep your shape when molded. Like a thick molding clay instead of molding out of mayo.

Better off to go also has to a lot to do with what a person's goal is. If their goal is to be self-serving their entire life they should probably avoid the whole school thing, it'll only interfere with that life goal. I want to actually do something with my life, and will pay the 30k in student loans to allow me to do so. Even though I'm only planning on becoming a guidance counselor and with teacher's wage will leave me paying my loan off til I'm 50 or something stupid like that :P

I won't become financially successful in life with my current goal but I'm bound to come across many other goals that are equally self-fulfilling while serving the public.

At 4/8/09 04:02 PM, NightCrawler wrote:

I on the other (while not needing to) like to go out and do stuff. So I guess that's where we might differ, which again, is cool.

I've found that for people who like to go out and do things, college is the answer. You can find a path that interests you, that makes your brain tick. I started thinking I would become a guidance counselor, now I'm considering helping to create green technologies, and being a comedian :P

Maybe a hippie comedian that helps teens through their problems. Who could hate on that? I could become a master producer like Dr. Dre...DJ Jiggle!

Nobody would mess with DJ Jiggle. I could like get out on stage, bass is pumping, lights are flashing, I come centerstage and do the Truffle Shuffle..apologize to everyone for the phobia of fat white guys they just discovered..heh. It'd be funny. Enjoy what you do whatever you do.

It really would be a better world if we could all agree that everything sucks. Wars would end, people would stop reproducing, humanity would collapse in on itself like a tall building rigged for detonation and it'd be a nice clean pile of bodies.

Well now that's a positive outlook on life :P

At 3/30/09 10:50 AM, Judzfell wrote:

What are foods that you make and "customize" in your own way to make it unique to you?
I need some ideas.

Good idea for a topic!

Stovetop stuffing and chicken noodle soup.

Drain the juice from the soup into a cup, it shouldn't be very much liquid, then add enough water to it so that you're following the directions on the box of stove top. Then cook it up regularly, it'll have a way more chickeny flavor than normal and by chickeny I more mean salty. Fluff the stuffing with a fork and add the noodles from the can on top...

Microwave for a minute to get the noodles up to a decent temp, sprinkle some parmesan on top and call it a meal.

Hotdogs and mac n cheese is good too. Hot dogs blackened with worsteshire sauce..or however the hell its spelled :P

You can also put those hot dogs in mashed potatoes..its a scottish dish called "Bangers and Mash" bangers cuz they're weiners and you bang chicks with your weiner. Thats at least how my mom explained the dish to me. I was more than a little weirded out after that convo but its good food.

I really like YouTube actually.

I can find songs I want to listen to that aren't released anywhere else and hear them for free. Sure the original artist doesn't get any money but a lot of the music I want to hear is by dead people. Live people's perspectives is skewed by life :P Even though the person was alive when they wrote the song and thus plenty skewed, but once they die..the skew goes away.

Skewless music, only on YouTube!

Heroin is so dangerous that trafficking it, any amount, is manslaughter....it's pretty crazy. I'm just down here in Portland so basically across the river from WA, and that's the general rule here.

I'm surprised rape only gets 3 years there though, I thought WA was more strict than OR in most things.

At 3/30/09 01:17 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I miss the little game at the top of the flash portal. The one where you ran your mouse over the little swf. files and they exploded. =(

I'm pretty sure there's an archive around here somewhere that has the things they removed from the site. So you can blam those little swf's til the end of time. Too bad I can't remember the address anymore...ngarchive.com or something?

At 3/30/09 12:33 PM, cast wrote: I've been here so long no one knows me anymore.

3

I remember you cast!

((cast))

I think our thread for spreading the love turned into a spam orgy of hugs...did it get locked?

At 3/30/09 12:27 PM, MoriChax wrote: Trying to save video game dogs.
http://kotaku.com/5180837/peta-fights-ca ll-of-duty-dog-killing-with-nintendogs
These people are just crazy.

I got to write a paper about how Whack PETA gets sometimes...

I got a C on it, I didn't really do any research for it...just made up whack stuff they might do and the teacher believed it. It's great when you're talking about how people threatened to skin themselves to make coats to stop the leather industry from making coats, of course this was in Thailand. I dunno if PETA has a Thai branch :P

Anyone know?