Some of these people require you know their full names to befriend them.

The OP for instance :P

I also wanted Grammar-Nazi to be my friend, but again..full name business :(

The proof I have is this:

If everyone in this thread is a part of your imagination then you'd have been conversing with yourself the whole time. It's againt NG FAQ to have a convo this long with yourself in such a short amount of time, and since the FAQ is infallible, it proves that we are all separate entities :D

Go NG FAQ for making sense of reality!

At 10/5/08 09:53 PM, Puzzled wrote: on friday i got really high with my girlfriend and her friend (my gf didnt toke) and i realized,while i was high, that weed makes me understand everything in a philosophical way... its hard to explain but i understood everything and it was like i was able to see right threw people and see who they really are

when im high its like i can see threw peoples bullshit and actually understand who they really are... for example i realized that my girlfriends friend is a fucking tool who just uses people for her own benefit and that she is a huge hypocrite

i dont know how i figured that out but it was like the weed gave me magical powers and i could see right threw people.

its crazy, whenever im high its like i can understand things at a different level...

does anyone get this sort of feeling when they toke it up?

First thing I do when I wake up is smoke, it's also the last thing I do before sleep. In fact it's before and after and during all activities of my day :P

I hadn't thought of it that way, I understand that I see through their bullshit clear as a bell, but I usually see through people's bullshit because of the amount of bullshit I try to pull :P

So yeah, weed doesn't really make me philosophical(though it does make my wife very philosophical--so much it seems like she's bullshitting, which is seen through), it just makes me see everything in context.

Commercials use colors that trigger physiological changes in our being, anything marketed to people is interesting because it means the seller thinks they know something about you but they really don't know, they're guessing. Or are they?

So there's my answer. Yay and nay. :)

I can throw mine in there
I usually respond to messages!

I just don't send out so many msgs..
PimpBenny's Myspace :D

Needs moar plot!

Hey FatKid :)
I totally played your demo game, it runs smooth. I think you have a good hang for 3d graphics, if you used those graphics with some plot it'd be balling :)

Keep practicing homie

At 10/5/08 12:29 AM, Aliensandwich wrote: Does this count as "wonky"?

Sure does, it's not as good as some of the wonky pics, but it's wonky!

BRING OUT YOUR WONK! **dong* BING OUT YOUR WONK! *dong* BRING OUT..

At 10/5/08 12:27 AM, MonkeyV wrote: 26: Interrupting conversations to say something completely unrelated

27: Bringing an ancient fad back to life

28: Laughing at normal ideas while taking crazy ones seriously

I know like "That sword went through the elf's arm in that movie!!!"

So...there's a movie where there's a race of elves...and that's totally more plausible than a sword cutting through his arm?

HE DIDN'T EXIST FOR THAT TO HAPPEN!@#!@#!

BAAAAAAGH!

At 10/5/08 12:05 AM, LordZeebmork wrote: Nothing. I can't be bothered to go off somewhere to be surrounded by drunken idiots.

I dunno what you're doing that's so great you can't go to a party. Seems all you really do is sit around on NG and post shit :P Well when you're not doing your makeup.

I guess those are big stressful important things in your life that would leave you incomplete should you decide to go to a party :P

Or maybe nobody invites you.

At 9/11/08 03:33 PM, Danj3ris wrote: Wonky pic of me. 3 yrs ago. Grandma smacking me upside the head with a broomstick. Enjoy!

That picture is incredibly wonky and reminds me of George Lopez!

At 10/4/08 11:43 PM, LordZeebmork wrote:

At 10/4/08 11:30 PM, RedDreadSky wrote:

At 10/4/08 11:27 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: Kartöflugrös

Oh you original bastard.

Unfortunately, if I were to repeat this in this thread, it would, obviously, be seen as unoriginal. This means that I have to find something else to post here in order to regain my "original" status. Even the text that I am typing right now is most likely unoriginal, since it is based on something that I said earlier in this thread; however, it could be interpreted as original, since nobody else has done it yet.

For those who consider the above statement original:

Kihistoria risasi ilikuwa muhimu tangu kupatikana kwa silaha kama ramia au kiasi cha bunduki na bastola. Ramia zilitengenezwa kwa muda mrefu kwa kutumia metali ya risasi pekee. Leo hii risasi peke yake ni laini mno kwa teknoljia mpya ya silaha hizi zrnye kanieneo (shindikizo) kubwa. Bado risasi hutumiwa kwa sababu ya uzito wake lakini siku hizi hufunikwa na koti ya aloi ya shaba inayozuia kubadilishwa kwa umbo lake wakati wa kurushwa katika silaha.

For everyone else:

PLEASE ;1 <- #12
(1) PLEASE WRITE IN ;1
PLEASE GIVE UP

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE (PRETTY PLEASE)
DO NOT ASK ME TO READ THE REST OF THIS PROGRAM

DO COME FROM '".1/'"'¥#29¢"';1SUB#1'~#65535"'~'#0¢#65 535'"~
"'¥#29¢"';1SUB#1'~#65535"'~'#0¢#65535'"'
~#1"~#0'¢.1
ERROR: THE FIRST CHARACTER IS NOT "H"

Hey, your code made sense to me once I stopped paying attention to it.
Hello to you too Zeeb :P

I have no clue what you meant in your foreign gibberish but hello regardless :P

I think originality is not going with the classic "10" list...I'd like to see 11.25 things you can do to be original or like -3.14 :P

Negative pi...odd concept.

I sit in the corner and hook people up at parties.

My wife and I are married, so we're not there to hook up but all of our single friends are! S'The benefit of being married at 23, I can get drunk at parties and pass out w/o concern of penises on my face(my wife wouldn't do that to me, she has to orgasm looking at that face).

So I normally grub out.

Oh and normally I'm the most stoner person there. Other people get socially high off like 3-4 hits...I'll be on the porch for hours smoking pot. Like 5-6 bowls.

Usually I don't get invited to drunk parties because not all drunks are cool with me loading up a bong and chilling with it...They're usually drunk anti-drug people.

*SLURR*"YOU KNOW WHAT?! DRUGS ARE BAD!!!" then a whole lot of drunks come screaming that I shouldn't be using marijuana on the porch, the neighbors hear, and I gotta go spend the rest of the night at the neighbors hiding from the cops :P

Fucking drunk people :P
Speaking of which, I'm only 5 cents short (and a walk up there) from gettin my brewskies!
2.60 is my goal...after 3 hours of change collecting I'm up to 2.55

Go party people! :D

At 10/5/08 12:07 AM, Postcount wrote:

At 10/5/08 12:04 AM, Madman08 wrote: deck needs to cost 40$ or less

40$? That deck will break faster than your last one.

I agree, it'd be better to fix your old one with metal bars, that way it won't break again!

At 3/26/08 11:17 AM, 1337 wrote:

At 3/26/08 11:06 AM, Magical-Mark wrote: NOT legal

/care

Well one-word posts are generally frowned upon by Newgrounds.
You either
A) Care enough to be frowned upon by all of Newgrounds(As in you're lying about your lack of care)
B) You don't know the rules and mores of the BBS and should continue lurking it for experience :P

Either way "/care" isn't a very intelligent post. So thanks for your negative attitude all through the thread, but we could have had this discussion without you.

I personally didn't know about south park being free to watch online. I assume Youtube has everything I need to watch, the rest is background blah.

Thanks to the OP for providing a link to this site.

At 10/4/08 11:20 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: 12 cats is entirely too many. Give some to your friends or something.

My friends bought kittens from pet stores...in fact I'm not speaking to one of them because she not only got one cat, but I yelled at her for paying for it when I coulda given her one of my 14(we're in a double-wide trailer), and not a few months later but she went and got ANOTHER kitten from a pet store...like WE HAVE KITTENS!!@#!

I even made a myspace to get rid of them, and some of the very friends who PURCHASED cats were the ones helping me make the myspace to get rid of my cats.

Some fucking friends they turned out to be.

At 10/4/08 11:11 PM, CheeseManBlue wrote: cool, i got once banned for talking about acid on the general forum, but it's okay for mods to do it, right?

I've never been banned for talking about acid on the forums. Were you actually trying to be part of a conversation at the time? Mebbeh they busted you for not being serious enough about it, or it wasn't on topic?

At 10/4/08 09:44 PM, Dark6 wrote: Why stop there?
Mix some cocaine with baby oil and inject it into your eye and huff some paint.

Your version of drugs is scary. I'll stick with my smoke and acid, thanks.
Did the DARE people teach you that baby oil and cocaine mixed with paint huffing is like acid? I imagine it'd be completely different.

At 10/4/08 09:35 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

I've never been so happy not to have a paperclip stuck in my jaw in my LIFE.

Well at least you learned something this evening, even if it's a random bit of happiness. "I'm happy that there's not a paperclip stuck in my jaw."

I'm happy I'm not being eaten by a shark.

:)

Happy tripping, sir. I'm still trying to focus good energy for your trip :P

At 10/4/08 09:59 PM, jjrmet wrote:

At 10/4/08 08:50 PM, rahvin-the-vampire wrote:

..

So, im guessing you like cats.

I like them enough not to let 'em die in the street :P

They're ok in groups less than 7

At 10/4/08 09:24 PM, HotFrank75 wrote: Am I the only one who finds "Oh Shit, I Split my gums" to be hysterical.

I dunno...I don't really understand what's funny about it. I mean..it's not like they did it skateboarding and football hit their groin...just plain old dentist visit about split gums. Pretty boring if you ask me.

The periodic table is almost complete, and it's been a while for people to get some new ideas. I added in that NG faps to girls :P

Pretty accurate statement for even most of the girls :P

If you get warm water and dilute some salt into it until it's actually past the point of nasty, like really dissolve it til it's mostly salt water then swish with it it'll kill germs and bacteria.

If you use hydrogen peroxide, like 1/5th peroxide and 4/5 water, that'll also help kill the bacteria which will in turn help it heal.

Sometimes split gums are caused by food that had skin grow over it and then dislodges, ripping the gums. Brushing them with a finger once a day will stimulate growth in your gums and you can start to heal, but you'll never heal unless you pick a method of keeping it clean.

Listerine works, but I figured I'd offer non-easy-answers since Listerine should be the "Duh" answer.

Rubbing alcohol is right out, don't use it. Not only will it give you a tummy ache to swallow, but it'll make you trip balls for a few minutes in a brain-cell-not-feeling-good kinda way. Take it from experience...salt-water, peroxide, or listerine are your best methods of keeping your gums clean long enough for them to heal.

Btw, rubbing your gums lightly is part of the key to healing. Your saliva will heal it quickly, mouth wounds don't take long to heal, but rubbing it alerts the brain of that part of the body and pays closer attention to it in all aspects.

If you have any more questions don't hesitate to PM me :D

At 10/4/08 09:04 PM, Maverick-10 wrote: Well, seeing that it was so long ago, and I was a bit of a noob back then, I don't remember at all from my 1st day.

'03 users are a rare find these days.

And two of them posted back to back, imagine that.
Did you start playing because NGSim made it look so easy too?

It's not as easy as they make it out :P Oh well, it's a good practice simulator.

I think I played a dating sim and whacked the weasel.

I also smoked a bowl.

I probably played NewgroundsSIM a lot to pretend like I was getting better at NG when in reality I wasn't.
I was only 17 then, you gotta give me a break :P

At 10/4/08 08:49 PM, reveihca wrote: What is this Pre-K? God, I have to come and here and discuss how I piss, and color and shit, I thought I finished this course quite some time ago.

That's Newgrounds for ya.

Additionally--I'm not sure whether this is relevant or not--but I've noticed a lot more commonly urinals are placed closer to each other than ever before, so I often see men entering stalls to piss due to insecurity of their "man hood," particularly the size.

I'm not insecure about my manhood so much as I'm insecure that someone will be checkin out my penis while they're touching their penis and they could start masturbating right there and then. So I usually don't use the bathroom if someone's in there.

I especially dun go #2 in public bathrooms...unless there is no other option, say, the end of the world is coming and the only cure is my releasing the explosive pressure building. I do this for mankind, do this in remembrance of me. :P

I have noticed urinals closer than ever though.

At 10/4/08 08:50 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 10/4/08 08:47 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: I've never been keen on the idea of combining acid and alcohol, but to each their own. Be sure to stop in periodically with updates, or at least keep some sort of trip log to be posted later. Or just do whatever, I usually get sidetracked myself despite having a few goals in mind.

Not alcohol... that would be tarded!

Alcohol denatures complex proteins like LSD 25.

DRANK is that purple stuff all the rappers endorse... it's great shit. that and weed alone can normally get me some sweet closed eye visuals...

man, listening to these guys play is tripping my balls... and I STILL have this fucking glow stick...

It's been less than an hour, too. I'm supposed to peak in about two more... ZOMFG!!!

DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE DIE

Good job FUNK! Keep on going. It'll be hard for him to keep a trip record everyone, he's rocking out most of the time :P

But he might remember a good portion of the night. I never really forget what happens, I just can't remember it all because trips get out there.

I wish you luck FUNK!
I wish I was dead too, we're in the same boat homie :P

At 10/4/08 08:06 PM, jjrmet wrote: Thats just to many, some will get neglected, fucking give some back.

Give them back to where Mr.helpful?

Sounds like he probably has had kittens in the house, God mad those..Give them back to God? Kill 'em? That's the only "giving back" he can do. Not all cats come from pet stores...

Plus there's a 2 month waiting list to give them to most humane societies. Not a quick, cheap, or easy solution either.

I've heard craigslist is an ok place to get rid of cats but they require that someone wish to pay for your cats, and most people don't want to pay for a cat anymore...Especially a mutt kitten.

I'm in the same boat as the OP right now.

At 10/4/08 08:35 PM, reveihca wrote: Yes, lets have an intellectually stimulating conversation over the interesting topic of an individual smoking some weed alone and then reporting it to an internet forum.

Moderators make some shitty topics, I swear.

If it was a thread about a dude smoking a bowl that'd be boring, but this guy's smoking bowls, drinking, and taking LSD :P

I mean I've never done LSD w/o drink and smoke but that's because I'm a stoner who drinks a lot and sometimes takes acid, but in that order. If I'm on acid you know I've drank and smoked, and so on.

So, yeah, we could talk for hours about trips and how to handle a bad trip, any bad trip experiences, good trips, etc. Well, we could do that if people would join in the conversation with more than just a bad attitude :P

Thanks for helping us keep it intellectually stimulating instead of coming in here, calling it shitty, and leaving.

This is the perfect thread to ask:

Have you ever had like morning wood you couldn't get to go down but you REALLY had to poo, so you tried shoving your longer-than-usual rod down in the toilet so it doesn't start spraying all over your lap and the walls and floor and it dipped down into the water you were trying to poo in and you couldn't go either because it was just a horrible awkward nasty situation?

If you poop, you poop on the head of your wang.
If you don't put your wang in the toilet you pee on yourself.
If you don't do anything you deal with this "gotta go" mentality for every grueling second that morning wood stays around.

Sticky situation

At 10/4/08 08:27 PM, SeizureDog wrote: Couldn't you at least have waited until something interesting happened before making the thread? :/

Also, record shit.

Naw, the best way is for us to wait with him while he's going through his trip. That way we'll be happier about it in the end. If he started a thread about what happened on his acid trip people would be like 'stfu druggie' but because he's roping us in at the dose we can only sit here and guess at what's going on in his mind.

30 minutes after dosing? Probably not that fuct yet, in fact probably still waiting and maybe feeling light-headed and loose from the brew and smoke. It's like hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, making the hitch to a vogon war ship requires some limberness in your limbs: acid requires a comfortable setting to take hold right :) Sure it'll take hold regardless, but you wanna make sure that first step is solid.

My wife keeps interrupting me while I try to get computer time, so this is the best I can do for my limited time, best believe I'm comin' back with some firepower when I get the chance!

AH! She poked Eustace in the eye makin it go all crazy-eye!

Btw Jamoke, I just learned how to use the magic-select-pink/ctrl+shift+i method to crop. No wonder my stuff's been so sucky :P

At 9/28/08 10:48 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

At 9/28/08 10:38 PM, Pounce wrote:

At 9/28/08 10:06 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: I also don't really see a large market for my bra size

Go on

38DD basically has nothing but either very padded, ugly looking bras, or ones that one would see on grandmas.

ugh. The lingerie stores I usually frequent that have decent bras don't have my size. And I fear that I'm not going to get any smaller. :P

Breasts don't tend to get any smaller as the years go on, but hey, 38DD is great! I mean I'm like a 38A-B(cuz I'm a man :P) and I'm not gettin much smaller, I only hope someday I can get to 38DD...hopefully I dont die of a heart attack trying to eat that many spicy chicken sandwiches from Carls Jr.

It sucks trying to find bras for someone with such small boobs, yet so big around(me), so I understand breast issues...plus I have super-sensative nipples so no stuffing my bra, I gotta have a soft bra with natural boobs or I start laughing and that leads to a hysterical panic attack :P I went swimming in the ocean with a shirt on once..sand got in there and rubbed them til they bled, now I'm just really squeemish.

Spiders on the face, ok :)
Shirt on the nipples? Unnhh...do I have to? Eeeeeeeeee....