I actually have had a shotgun pointed at me with the intent of shooting. It was a misunderstanding though.

I suppose the most threatening thing to my life was my umbilical cord which choked me to death at birth.

I was revived.

Obviously.

At 4/22/09 11:27 AM, VhsTapeclock wrote: What I'm trying to say is, Dan means boy in Japanese. Therefore, the nickname "Dan" just means boy.

Which is why Mr. Miyagi from The Karate Kid calls his pupil "Daniel-San" instead of Dan.

San is the Japanese form of 'Mr.'.

Daniel san basically means Mr. Daniel.

And I forgot to say that I've only ever heard of the Japanese 'dan' to mean black belt rank in karate. White up to brown being kyu.

At 4/22/09 10:34 AM, Whirlguy wrote: The word "Jo" just seems like a quick way to say "Shoujo" if you ask me.
I can't say I am an expert on these things though.

Or, in the western world, a short form of Josephine or Joanna.

At 4/19/09 02:33 PM, gokusai wrote: how are you guys so well at creating landscapes, is it easy or does it take time to learn?

and is there Any worth while tutorials?

You basically look out your window and attempt to copy what you see.

If your view from the window is shit, you move and copy what you see from a better vantage point.

Red Dwarf is pretty good.

Craig Charles often comes to the (small) town that I live in.

I don't really know him but I've had a couple pints with him. He seems like a bit of a dick.

At 4/15/09 04:03 PM, Kinsei01 wrote: Damn you did this with just Corel Painter?

What do you mean with 'just' Corel painter. It's a great program.

At 4/15/09 04:05 PM, KittyKat87 wrote: This is some amazing stuff! I love it. Great job and keep it up! :D

Thank you both.

The main problem is the same problem that most people (including myself) have when they start out and decide that they're going to draw cartoons.

You really need to study real life before you're able to make it work.

Here's a small remake from me. I put fuck all time into it and fuck all work, but you can see that I made a preliminary underlying sketch to judge the figures and see where I wanted my lines to be. You honestly do need to work on real life before you're able to judge cartoons because it gives a sense of weight and volume that is necessary to know before anything else.

What I've done isn't good but it has more 'feel' to it in comparison.

So do you sit like this when you're at the door?

It might have something to with it.

Love is your body's way of saying 'god damn it, we really need to reproduce with this one'.

If you happen to get on well after the sex then the idea is even more reinforced.

If you have to question whether you should submit it or not then the answer is no. You should not.

If you don't think it's brilliant then don't bother.

This is based on an actual experience.

I call it 'I'm sorry'.

It would be especially funny if she did in fact murder me like she promised and the police used this picture to identify her to the public.

This one is whiskey inflicted.

I don't really like it but I've been ordered by the model to either finish it or post it on the net and she can go fuck her ultimatums.

I might retouch it in my own time.

She's punching me in the arm right now.

Just because you got ripped off by ebay doesn't mean that ebay is at fault.

It's a community in its own right.

Check the person's feedback before buying and you should be fine.

At 4/15/09 01:41 PM, Tropicalfruit wrote: Not realizing what i was doing, i scrolled down to see some comments on the game, WHILE I WAS PLAYING THE GAME. Duh, im an idiot.

I really can't see that being the demise of your computer.

You must have had problems before that because the only real stress that that would put on your PC is switching from one window to another.

At 4/14/09 02:32 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Actually, since everyone seems to be in on it hating Family Guy has become gauche. All the really cool people have gone back to liking Family Guy. Don't pass it on too much though or we'll have to go back to hating it.

Ex-fucking-actly.

I feel like I'm outside of the bubble by being a non-American but all I ever really see about these things is massive hate/love bandwagons.

I like Family Guy. I watch it. Some parts are shit and some are good.

That's really all there is to it in my opinion.

I feel no need to base my life on how I feel about somebody's attempt to entertain me.

At 4/15/09 01:20 PM, HandsomePete wrote: I'm waiting for manties... For guys who like to wear women's underwear, but it's for guys somehow.

Skip to 3:55 and watch until 4:55.

At 4/15/09 01:11 PM, CacheHelper wrote:

At 4/15/09 12:53 PM, the-dz wrote: He must have sand in his Mangina.

Manopause can be hard on a person...

Manopause is just men bitching.

You get old. Deal with it like a man for fuck's sake.

At 4/15/09 12:22 PM, Halvgoeden wrote:

At 4/15/09 12:21 PM, CashClock wrote: People on Newgrounds have made worser flashes.

We took after Tom and just went FAR worse.

You mean we "...went FAR worser."

Picking on his spelling is only making things worserer.

This is fairly cool shit.

I'm impressed with what you're doing.

Hell I'd nearly even apply for a job in your headquarters except for the fact that you've got beer in the vending machine.

You honestly can't hire an Irishman to work in an office that has beer in the vending machine. Especially if you're hoping to drink some.

At 4/15/09 12:49 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 4/15/09 12:31 PM, ForNoReason wrote: What words have you heard that have been masculated unnecessarily.

The only one I can think of is "metrosexual", which is another word for super-gay.

A metrosexual is actually a supposedly straight man who camps themselves up with the man bags and the bleached hair shit.

I personally just call them 'in the glass closet'.

At 4/15/09 01:04 PM, bob wrote:

At 4/15/09 01:03 PM, rcmero wrote: I tried to access NG Mags and everytime I clicked on something it gave me an error. Is this a problem?

Yeah, you were in NG Mags!

Hah, I kill me!

That got a rare literal lol out of me.

At 4/15/09 11:38 AM, MICHhimself wrote:

At 4/15/09 10:56 AM, Bramly-apple wrote: This will answer your question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDbyYGrsw tg

I beat you big time to it.

And I beat you.

Meh.

I like Blink182's covers.

They do a good version of 'A Letter To Elise' by The Cure and 'Dancing With Myself' by Billy Idol.

It's on top of Big Ben.

It gets the best reception there.

At 4/15/09 10:31 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: Were his teeth fucked up by the accident or are they just like that?

I would assume that they're just like that naturally.

Only because when a car crash moves your teeth around it tends to manage the distance it moves them in feet as opposed to millimetres.

Car crashes are stubborn and insist on using imperial measurements.

I changed mine at the redesign.

That's it.

At 4/15/09 08:28 AM, Alphabit wrote: Their entire social repertoire consists of small talk; they tend to
make statements like:

Oddly enough, all of these can be turned interesting.

- I bought myself a new...

Laser gun.

- The other day I was...

............killing people with my laser gun.

- I saw Paris Hilton over the weekend...

.......and shot her with my laser gun.

- I was totally wasted last night...

........and went on a batshit insane laser gun killing spree.

I think your main problem is that not enough people have laser guns.

At 2/26/09 08:43 PM, HandsomePete wrote: Next up: Franck Ribery

I actually was wondering how I didn't think of him for this when I was watching the Bayern match the other day.

No mention of so-sodge macbiscuits?

It's pronounced fa-heeta by the way.

At 4/11/09 05:23 AM, ardizt wrote: Trolls are fags. Dont be a fag

You should put that on a bumper sticker.