At 5/7/09 05:27 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: Hmm, not as subtle as it could have been.

Not quite what I had in mind but fucking lawl nonetheless.

At 5/7/09 02:52 PM, Jezuz wrote: I'd prefer losing my first fight honestly. That way, I don't have the pressure of having a perfect record. Good luck, though.

That's a horrible attitude.

I've fought in 10 Shotokan tournaments and came first in all but one. It still kills me to this day because I should have won it.

Good luck Chad.

Don't expect any help on a Thursday.

I just about give up on the grounds of personal uselessness.

One last try.

An Irishman spelling Guinness wrong is unacceptable.

Check.

Double check.

Shoot.

So is the janitor's name Glen or not?

At 5/7/09 05:26 PM, Raguel wrote:

At 5/7/09 05:13 PM, Ozcar wrote: I'd love to see what a chocolate beer taste like...

Apparently, Miracle Berries make Guinnes taste like chocolate.

Bah........'Guinness'!

I'd have let it go, but an Irishman sp

At 5/7/09 05:13 PM, Ozcar wrote: I'd love to see what a chocolate beer taste like...

Apparently, Miracle Berries make Guinnes taste like chocolate.

I insist on finding a way to fit this subtly into a conversation tonight.

At 5/7/09 04:51 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: It actually happened in Singapore, and she was Singaporean. Also did anyone else find it ironic that in an article about a woman biting a man's cock off there's a report about a different woman called Chew?

This basically covers all of my thoughts on the thread.

Well that and 'ouch'.

At 5/5/09 03:32 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 5/5/09 03:19 AM, rifledark1 wrote: Are boob jobs really the only form of sex free of pregnancy, or am I wrong?

You have no idea how pregnancy works, do you?

When a man loves a woman very much he hugs her in a special way.

Then there's a stork.

At 5/2/09 10:05 AM, Jackho wrote:

At 5/2/09 09:49 AM, NaCzAc wrote: Counter Strike Source.

But you will need a EXTREMELY graphic card to run it (Like GEForce).

well my PC is pretty decent but i better go with CZ to be safe

You can change the settings so it isn't such a drain on your PC.

At 5/2/09 01:44 AM, Ozcar wrote: Also, you can always try it with one of those screams that scream things like "I'm watching Porn! Sex! Sex! " etc... the effect will be awesome >:)

I like this for that particular trick.

At 5/2/09 07:14 AM, Leidolfr wrote: Pretty good actually. only thing that strikes me is the fingers wrapped around the hammer, they look umm, odd for some reason.

I think they're fine. It's her left foot (right side of screen) that I find odd.

But this is about character design as opposed to drawing skill.

I like her. If I could change one thing it would be the hair. Dreads, braids or straight is what I'd do.

At 5/2/09 09:05 AM, bobbinter wrote: no,
i just enjoy pretending to be.

In that case, it would help if it was really hard to understand you like "Eeeh man, ahm gannin te de booza like aye"

are you?

No.

At 4/28/09 05:23 PM, bobbinter wrote: Anyroad,

Are you from Newcastle?

I always call my first Pokemon, Slappy.

And I call the next one I get, Spanky.

There's no real reason except for the fact that I did this the first time I played the original Pokemon game.

Source.

I didn't know where else to put this and it didn't seem to deserve its own thread but seriously..........lawl.

At 5/1/09 11:45 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Low-self esteem, low standards, gullible.

Oh and hot.

What are you doing up at this time?

It really is a hint at where humanity is when not one of you has chosen to not fire the nukes.

At 5/1/09 11:41 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 5/1/09 11:39 PM, Raguel wrote: I asked her if she was joking and she looked at me with absolutely no idea what I was talking about.

lmao. That's one of those situations that seems far too surreal to people when you retell it. I would have taken a picture.

She was pretty fucking tall as well.

For a full year afterwards I was expecting to see myself on a hidden camera TV show.

A woman with an afro sat in front of me in the cinema once and I swear to fuck, she had a top hat perched on top of her afro.

A fucking top hat on an afro.

There were about 15 people in the theatre and about 200 seats.

I asked her if she was joking and she looked at me with absolutely no idea what I was talking about.

I just moved.

At 5/1/09 10:06 PM, Ozcar wrote: However, I'd like to see a search by Author...and By author I mean : Topics started by that author...

I've always wanted that.

I've made no more than about 30 threads since I signed up and I'm fucked if I can ever find them.

When your age is set to n/a I assume you're 13 or under.

So the answer is stop being 13 or under.

Otherwise, listen to Stem and Luxury Yacht.

The bigger question is 'does Hubert Cumberdale have a twin sister called Barbara Logan Price or is that his drag name?'.

At 5/1/09 11:13 PM, Thunderghost wrote: When I see someones signature, if they have a character I imagine them as the user.

Now I might be stupid but..........what are you talking about here?

At 5/1/09 09:53 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Also, the first guy who made it must have been nuts.

I can't remember what TV show it was, but the guy on it said that the first man to put pineapple on a pizza had to be a gay man.

He was using this as a defence to prove he wasn't homophobic as he liked pineapple on pizza.

I think he has a point though.

At 5/1/09 10:46 PM, TacoFreak wrote: Was it really necessary to write so much about losing your wisdom teeth?

Yeah I'm fucked if I'm reading all of that.

After I got one of my wisdom teeth out my dad brought me to a restaurant on the way home. I thought it was a pretty weird thing to do.

I got the chicken and spent an hour trying to pry some of it out of the gaping hole in my gums.

At 5/1/09 05:06 PM, MexicanGun wrote:

At 5/1/09 04:17 PM, Proottalfain wrote: GAMBIT IS AWESOME.

The only goddamn reason I want to see this movie so badly.

Me too. Remy LeBeau is my favourite character from anything ever.

I can't believe this douche plays him though. I really wanted Sawyer from Lost to play the part.

Take me on bitches.

Captain Spzz!

CuntMonkey5000!

FantasticSpastic!