At 6/10/09 11:04 AM, tobi0 wrote: Nope sorry. You'll have to swim ALL THE WAY BACK. That is, unless theres a surface near by and something to blow up.

Way to read, can't read.

I am stuck in a place from whence I cannot swim and am unable to use weapons. There is no 'all the way back' to swim as I am under the pier.

At 6/10/09 10:42 AM, simon wrote: I thought you was onto something here but you went in the entirely opposite direction, I think Microsoft DOES use us as BETA testers on the online part of games and when they find out what the problems are, they will release an update and fix it all up.

Some games are still glitchy as hell (Gears of War 2).

I was actually just thinking about this the other day. Game companies (for PS3 and 360) can now release games when they're not entirely finished and just patch them later.

It doesn't seem like a huge problem until you realise that not everyone has an internet connection.

............when in the water?

Basically, I finished the last 3 missions without saving and then decided to jump off Happiness Island to steal an unmanned boat.

But as I went to jump, I fell down at the end of the pier and got trapped inside a few of its struts. I can't swim out, I can't drown (as far as I know) and I can't use any weapons.

I really don't feel like going back to do those missions again so I was just wondering if there's any way to commit suicide automatically or a way to force yourself to drown.

I'm playing on the PS3 if it makes any difference.

At 6/6/09 12:59 PM, physicsman09 wrote: Whoever would try to piss off a boxer is an idiot.

Because boxers have super powers and are invincible.

They also have laser breath and heat seeking elbows.

To the OP, I probably wouldn't grace the moron with any more than a shrug.

At 6/6/09 09:59 AM, SeaBoundRhino wrote:

It's a brilliant idea. As an Irishman, I can say that a huge amount of rubbish and waste were being caused by excess bags being thrown out, not to mention how harmful they are to the environment if they are disposed of correctly. People gladly bring their own bags, it's not like it's a bad thing. Pay the extra $2 or whatever it is for a few bags and keep them and reuse them. Waste was the issue in Ireland, not a crumbling economy.

Yeah, this has been the law here in Ireland for a few years now. At first everyone was like 'fuck this shit', but after a month nobody really gave a flying fuck.

Sounds like Age of Empires.

Video Game Forum by the by.

At 6/6/09 12:52 PM, Raguel wrote: Relevant picture (NSFW)!!!

Attempt number two (STILL NSFW)!!!

Relevant picture (NSFW)!!!

I foresee over half the replies to this being from people who read the thread title, assumed it said countries, and proceeded to reply without realising that you actually said counties.

I've been to Brighton (East Sussex), Southampton (Hampshire), London and Surrey.

At 6/2/09 09:21 AM, bobbinter wrote: Did anybody get the thing with the time travel.
I did.

It was pretty straight forward.

I actually saw the film last week and although I'm not much of a Trekky I thought it was pretty good.

And also, I recently found these short Star Trek edits. They're damned funny.

At 6/1/09 01:34 AM, Bassz wrote: http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html

I've known about that Spider one for a while, but I've never seen any of the other ones.

The 'Party in Apartment 3' one is fucking hilarious.

At 6/1/09 01:34 AM, Bassz wrote: http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html

I've known about that Spider one for a while, but I've never seen any of the other ones.

The 'Party in Apartment 3' one is fucking hilarious.

At 5/31/09 10:45 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Bullshit advertisement. Although the way it pretends that it's written by someone living in your town is a clever little touch.

I didn't even know there was a Galway 1 through 9.

At 5/31/09 10:42 PM, Mehrdad14 wrote: There is one problem, i can't be motivate because i can't speak to people properly. Well i can but they have a hard time understanding me. Its because of how i was raised, and i adapted to the way i speak. Its nothing hardcore or bad, and not noticeable. But that's out of the question (i mean statement of course).

Well I feel bad now because I was kinda pulling the piss in the sense that, if people were feeling low, you could give them to perhaps say, balls.

I remember you from the BBS over the last few years though. I seem to remember you being an alright guy.

Option B is stupid and I can't help but think that you know that.

At 5/31/09 10:36 PM, Mehrdad14 wrote: I am average, but i have courage and to perhaps say, balls.

Please take what i say seriously, please tell me your opinion.

I demand that you become a motivational speaker.

I'll admit to not having read through this, but I'll just shove my two cents in.

What lead me to find the BBS interesting in the first place is generally not allowed anymore. MickTheChampion, TheAbominableMatt, Williwowza, HotActionYiffFur, BigExplosions and quite a few other users made me laugh with their threads. Those threads would normally be instantly locked and/or deleted now.

Have a look at my userpage. I've linked a load of threads that made me love this place.

But now I feel like making any of those threads or posting in a thread like them is an insta-ban and the threads left open are 12 year old kids talking shit like 'omgz my teecher told me to go to datenshun' and 'i like a gurl what do i do?' as well as parody threads (which are never fucking funny) parodying threads that aren't any good in the first place.

It's hard to summarise. Basically when I go online I'd normally come to Newgrounds because I find it funny but now it just seems like a place where I come to see if I get punished for small crimes.

It's like telling the police to come watch you jaywalk so that you can be fined for it.

At 5/31/09 10:08 PM, TheReno wrote: see youd think that. That makes sence, but as many things in this world, they dont run off sence.

Sence.

Is it like Siense?

At 5/27/09 07:31 PM, batterytime wrote: I thought about that, but realized that most people who have the knowledge of hacking it probably wouldn't lurk in the programming or flash forums. So I put it here.

Most people in General don't have the knowledge of safely eating a meal with a fork.

I like Tom's polite way of asking people to stop posting things like 'goe die in a fire asshloe'.

At 5/27/09 07:26 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: I'd take your question over to the Flash Forum. Those guys are always up for a good flash challenge.

I hope....

I may be wrong, but programming might be a better bet.

At 5/27/09 06:17 PM, blakemo wrote: Imagine hooking those to use as fishing bait...

That's what I thought.....

At 5/27/09 07:11 PM, ughanation wrote: still need an answer

Will this do?

The 'na na na na na na na na na' and the 'THUNDER' bits are vocalised but the rest isn't.

At 5/27/09 07:07 PM, fli wrote: I had to take it on manuel, but still... it never failed.
White person was whitened out... black person was blackened out...

Did Manuel come out OK?

Admittedly, Steve's a pussy.

The box should have said 'suck my cock bitch'.

I like the bit around the minute mark where he takes his shirt and pants off.

No homo.

Seriously though, he's pretty damned good.

At 5/27/09 04:32 PM, Deadly-Shadow wrote: That's pretty sad seeing that the child was really young. Hopefully the parents wont feel like it's their fault that the child died.

Of course they will.

The treadmill was turned off and I don't blame them at all, but as a parent the mother will always think that she fucked up.

At 5/27/09 06:26 PM, GATOONA wrote: So your saying an Asian can't be racist against Asians? Such ignorance is expected in Newgrounds. Thanks for showing it.

I never said being racist against your own race is impossible. I just said that it's unlikely that a Japanese company would make a product that works against Japanese people.

It would just be stupid.

And to twist my words to make me look like an ignorant racist is really quite petty.

At 5/27/09 06:23 PM, GATOONA wrote:

At 5/27/09 06:22 PM, Raguel wrote: Sony is Japanese you moron.

No shit. Your point is?

My point is that a Japanese company is hardly going to be racist against people of their own race.

Yes I know they have American and European bases, but it doesn't pay for them to go against the main hub.

Sony is Japanese you moron.

At 5/27/09 05:57 PM, Bigbaddragon wrote: Personally i watched the game for 5 minutes and it seemed too slow for me. I like faster paced things like Basketball

Fair enough. I hate watching basketball, but I wouldn't post in a basketball thread to say it's a shit game. I'd just think 'this is a thread about a sport I don't like to watch so I'll just carry on about my business'.

At 5/27/09 05:59 PM, MissingNYC wrote: so who won, what was the score?

2-0 to Barcelona.

A bit of a shitty goal by Eto'o and a fucking superb header by Messi.