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At 7/7/09 12:53 PM, MetaphorcE wrote: I'm becoming obsessed. win a little bit but lose more than I win. it's probably a problem. anyone else play?

I've played a bit of Texas Hold 'em for real money and a lot on Facebook for the sake of passing the time.
It's funny how many people have no real idea of how to play.

A two of diamonds and a seven of clubs? I'm going all in!!!

Twelve of the first fifteen users on that list (including Utah and Stamper) are scouted already.

At 7/5/09 05:46 AM, Panzerknacker wrote: What the hell did your friends do to break their PS3 controllers anyway?

I'd be inclined to guess that being wireless controllers might have something to do with this.

I haven't damaged my PS3 controller in any way but it's definitely taken a lot more knocks than my PS2 controller ever did just from leaving it sitting around, whereas my PS2 controller (being wired to the console) was always left on top of or next to the console.

I also tend to lose it a lot which is a problem I never foresaw when I first heard about wireless controllers.

Why is it under my bed? Why?

At 7/6/09 07:51 AM, xscoot wrote: Hmm. I am mistaken then. Still, no point in buying one until some really good games that need it come out. Come on Red Steel 2 and No More Heroes 2!

From what I've seen, Tiger Woods seems to be better with the Motion+ on the Wii than it is on the PS3 and 360.

It's generally getting better ratings.

At 7/4/09 01:00 PM, VinnyXY wrote: Dude if you tell people things about history they're going to laugh and make fun of you and call you a historic retard so I wouldn't do that if I were you.

You better do what all the cool kids do or you can't be my friend.

There's a castle down the road from my house that's older than your country.

I gues I'm the first person from either Ireland or Scotland to post so I'll post on behalf of all people from both countries.

Midges.

At 6/20/09 11:46 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Newgrounds taught me how to make flash and shit.

I bet you can tween sprites like a mofo.

lawl

At 6/27/09 10:46 AM, nihilii wrote:

At 6/27/09 10:41 AM, lVlad wrote: words

I was pointing out that you should learn to spell before you go trying to interrupt such grandiose things as creation theory's.

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theories

Maybe you should just play Crash Bandihog.

Basically, if you're a white male then you suck.

You're not allowed to make fun of any minorities except for gingers.

At 6/26/09 10:03 PM, MrPercie wrote: I mean yes there is a god and a heaven because other wise death would be pointless and wed all be killing our selfs

This sentence has negative logic.

At 6/22/09 05:28 PM, Blast-to-the-past wrote: Wearing a monocle turns anything into a sophisticated being

Touché.

She lied.

We all know that tarsiers are here for one reason and one reason only.

Global domination!

Asking to be scouted is frowned upon.

With relatively serious frowns.

At 6/18/09 12:28 PM, Luis wrote: i think theres a thread where people are suggesting things and submitting bugs.

I'd imagine it's this thread in the Art Forum.

You completely misused the word 'thine'.

Happy birthday though.

At 6/11/09 02:07 PM, Fim wrote:

At 6/11/09 11:38 AM, Raguel wrote:

In fairness, holding your breath under water is a lot better for you than not holding your breath under water.

You know what I mean :P

Yeah I know.

I was just being an arse :P

At 6/11/09 02:44 AM, Gagsy wrote: His label in the hospital was "Baby Yardley", so after a few days they came up with the name Carl. I think if I were a boy too, they would have taken longer to come up with a name, and probably not a good one.

Lenny would have been awesome.

At 6/11/09 04:07 AM, Fim wrote:

At 6/11/09 03:57 AM, bboston7 wrote: Still bad for you...

If we're going down that road, then fatty foods, holding your breathe underwater, stressful jobs, hell most things in life are bad for you, everything in moderation.

In fairness, holding your breath under water is a lot better for you than not holding your breath under water.

At 6/10/09 11:33 AM, DeIirium wrote: Thats weird. Doesn´t the game autosave after every mission? Because it does that when i play, i don´t ever have to save manually.

You can turn that off, which I did.

At 6/10/09 11:40 AM, Jawdyn wrote: Lol, I love going online, getting someone in my chopper and then driving far across the waters and then just waiting pretending to be away or something, they eventually jump out and are forced to swim back to land. ;) One time when I did it the guy who jumped out was like "c'mon man, fucking some back already" then he jumped out and he seen me suddenly flying away and he was like "MOTHERFUCKER"

lol

What a cunt :)

At 6/10/09 12:03 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: I believe if you wait long enough you will drown.

Indeed this is the case.

I left it on for a while and when I came back he was standing outside the hospital.

Case closed. Thanks guys.

Feel free to lock her up, mods.

At 6/10/09 11:11 AM, tobi0 wrote: So your stuck in the pier.You can jump and hope grab something and go through the pier. If glitching doesn't work, you my friend, are FUCKED.

As helpful your suggestion may have been to a complete moron or to the mentally handicapped , I actually have an IQ above 7 and have therefore attempted everything that would occur to any reasonably minded person.

So, when faced with the problem of getting onto the pier, I actually did try to actually get on the pier.

I basically don't think you're going to be able to help me so I'm going to try to reply to any more of your suggestions in advance.

I've tried jumping (which you can't actually do while swimming), weapons (also no good whilst swimming), drowning, force glitching, good old fashioned button mashing, Googling other sites, reading the manual, and, just in case you think that I didn't really think it through, I have in fact tried swimming out.

At 6/10/09 11:08 AM, Jack wrote: Isn't there a "Swim back to shore" feature? Or am I thinking of Saints Row 2?

Hmm.

That's Saints Row apparently.

At 6/10/09 11:04 AM, tobi0 wrote: Nope sorry. You'll have to swim ALL THE WAY BACK. That is, unless theres a surface near by and something to blow up.

Way to read, can't read.

I am stuck in a place from whence I cannot swim and am unable to use weapons. There is no 'all the way back' to swim as I am under the pier.

At 6/10/09 10:42 AM, simon wrote: I thought you was onto something here but you went in the entirely opposite direction, I think Microsoft DOES use us as BETA testers on the online part of games and when they find out what the problems are, they will release an update and fix it all up.

Some games are still glitchy as hell (Gears of War 2).

I was actually just thinking about this the other day. Game companies (for PS3 and 360) can now release games when they're not entirely finished and just patch them later.

It doesn't seem like a huge problem until you realise that not everyone has an internet connection.

............when in the water?

Basically, I finished the last 3 missions without saving and then decided to jump off Happiness Island to steal an unmanned boat.

But as I went to jump, I fell down at the end of the pier and got trapped inside a few of its struts. I can't swim out, I can't drown (as far as I know) and I can't use any weapons.

I really don't feel like going back to do those missions again so I was just wondering if there's any way to commit suicide automatically or a way to force yourself to drown.

I'm playing on the PS3 if it makes any difference.

At 6/6/09 12:59 PM, physicsman09 wrote: Whoever would try to piss off a boxer is an idiot.

Because boxers have super powers and are invincible.

They also have laser breath and heat seeking elbows.

To the OP, I probably wouldn't grace the moron with any more than a shrug.