If I had my own country.................it'd probably last about an hour before Bush arrested me for having weapons of mass destruction, plundered my land, covered anything remotely beautiful in concrete, built a big fucking McDonald's in the middle of it, killed all wildlife, said "I'm proud to be a merkin", and left.
Of course my first law would be to have the biggest collection of weapons of mass destruction in the world, which may be what lead to this, but that's just a hobby.
I would call my country Canada, just to see what would happen.