They honestly are all bark and no bite.

Next time one of them says anything intimidating to you, just headbutt them.

They quickly turn into a snivelling "Sorry bruv, I'm sorry bruv" fool.

There's absolutely no need to feel sorry about it either because the whole "What are you looking at?" thing is to test you out.

If you seem weak, they'll attack you.

So fair's fair as far as I'm concerned.

At 9/11/07 02:28 PM, PantyWipe wrote: You just dont like this thread anymore because you thought you could make fun of a yank and he turned out to be from the same country as you.

Yes that's it.

It's not because it's random prick waving for no reason.

At 9/11/07 02:17 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: I'm supposed to slate the Aussies, it's the natural order of things.

That's the natural order of everything in my opinion.

But this thread is just stupid.

At 9/11/07 02:07 PM, WilliWowza wrote: OH HI DID SOMEONE NEED SOME INSURANCE HAR?!!!?!?!

I'm not sure.

At 9/11/07 02:06 PM, Sir-mafkees wrote: Dude, its soccer, only pussies and fags play soccer so that explains everything.

Well observed.

Perhaps you should be a scientist.

Or a professional observer.

Your observation skills are, quite frankly, off the scales.

Can I call you Obsy?

You know........to shorten the name Mr. Observation.

Although, you'd obviously spot that straight away.

People haven't been getting my sarcasm lately!

At 9/11/07 02:00 PM, ChaiLatte wrote:

At 9/11/07 01:52 PM, EvilJesus wrote: you even put big breasts on your picture!

Not that big

They are now.

You also drool quite excessively when you're really tuckered out.

I won't tell anyone though.

It's all part of the job.

At 9/11/07 09:31 AM, Jesse-Ray wrote:

At 9/11/07 09:29 AM, Raguel wrote: We beat them last year in my home city.

What? we won the last 2 series, do you mean the third test?

To tell the truth, I don't really follow the International Rules. It's just an excuse for drinking.

We beat Australia in Galway in 2006 in a test match and, as far as I recall, you hammered us in the next.

It's not a real competition. I won't even get into how the rules are severely in your favour, but overall it's a damn good reason for a piss up.

And both countries agree on that.

At 9/11/07 01:51 PM, PantyWipe wrote: We keep our head in the fucking GAME. There'll be time to bash the shit outta the aussies later.

I didn't know that Arizona took part.

Also, the Aussies are alright in my book.

At 9/11/07 01:46 PM, WilliWowza wrote: I think that video MIGHT'VE been biased.

No way??!!!?!?!?

At 9/11/07 10:18 AM, Yacazuma wrote: A new ninja is here! I'm 'Deadly Ninja'! You may have your extremly intimidating and sharp sword, but I have range!

Oh shit!

Range.

Whatever shall I do?

At 9/11/07 09:19 AM, Trambamboline wrote: Ah, but they were against aussies. No one wins against the aussies.

We beat them last year in my home city.

At 9/11/07 09:04 AM, ChaiLatte wrote: I'll be the best psychologist everrrr!

Even psychologists need therapy!

Dear Al (we're close enough that I can call him Al)

How's it going buddy?

Stop telling me to climb things.

At 9/11/07 05:57 AM, Jesse-Ray wrote: Aren't yous supposed to be notoriously good fighters?

I'll fight you if you want.

At 9/10/07 06:53 PM, Russ3ll wrote:

At 9/10/07 06:16 PM, Raguel wrote: lol ima secks ninja

Wait, hold on...

Well that sounds fishy!

This was initially a cheetah.

At 9/10/07 05:47 PM, sonicmega wrote: Raguel's presence makes this thread as awesome as the meter can possibly indicate.

I'm flattered.

At 9/10/07 05:51 PM, Preternatural wrote: His MSpaint's quality is questionable. At best.

This is true. I can't bring myself to go through an MSPaint tutorial.

The shame.

At 9/10/07 05:58 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Tch, he started using flash, the cheater.

You can't trust a ninja!

At 9/10/07 05:47 PM, Gagsy wrote:

Amazing ms paint picture of an army of Traffic wardens ripping the ninja limb by limb and carrying his box of weapons away. USE YOUR IMAGINATION.

I tried but the awesome power of those sweet ninja weapons just couldn't be matched.

I'll have to remember to thank that fine young door-to-door salesman, from whom I got them, if ever I see him again.

At 9/10/07 05:35 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 9/10/07 05:26 PM, Raguel wrote:

I'm too sexy for fines!

That's ok, when you don't pay within 30 days, the fine will just keep gong up and up and up, until we can take your house.

I wish you the best of luck with that!

At 9/10/07 05:17 PM, Gagsy wrote:

PAY THE FUCKING FINE!!

I'm too sexy for fines!

SOS
AKA
DUI

At 9/10/07 05:09 PM, Gagsy wrote: I just put a ticket on your car, and I'm smug as hell because of that.

Traffic warden Leanne.

Not on my sexy watch!

Surprised nobody posted this!

At 9/10/07 04:22 PM, Raguel wrote: Sexual Ninja!

He'll sexually ninja your face clean off!

I have a theme tune in my head now!

Sexual Ninja!

Old times!

At 9/10/07 12:00 PM, MissAllanPoe wrote:

If I had that many stickers I'd make a Newgrounds sticker bikini. Dear lord. Sadly...I only got 10 :(

Wouldn't three suffice?

We're on against the Slovaks in ten minutes =D

This made a lot of pages considering that the topic starter only made the opening post and no more.

At 9/8/07 12:03 PM, Sarcasm wrote:

At 9/8/07 11:59 AM, SwaaanOfTheDead wrote: I did.

It was actually my first thought when I read the post of the topic starter

You're quite astute.

I didn't find that funny.

At 9/8/07 12:18 PM, cookie-monsta1 wrote:

poor ireland i think we need to go save luna lovegood

Fuck that.

Save my ass!