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Response to: Runescape vs. Halo Posted August 20th, 2009 in Video Games

At 8/18/09 12:45 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: well since your name is fallout 3 based, im guessing you have the game. Fallout 3 SHITS on Runescape. Runescape is a bunch of little 10 year olds running around trying to scam people, and cursing people out. Halos online consists of the same thing, but theres an ability to mute in that game.

Heh heh, nice cover. I was just about to say "And what's different about Halo? Nine year olds with too much money?"

Response to: In Arkham Asylum...the Joker...:( Posted August 20th, 2009 in Video Games

Heh heh...oops, forgot these.

Eidos Forum.

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In Arkham Asylum...the Joker...:( Posted August 20th, 2009 in Video Games

IS playable. For a brief few minutes. ON THE 360.

Response to: Ignorance vs. God Posted August 19th, 2009 in General

Now you all understand what Agent Smith was talking about in The Matrix Revolutions.

Response to: Okay Newgrounds... Just admit it... Posted August 18th, 2009 in General

Its the crunchy ones that make the meal.

Response to: Misantropy Posted August 18th, 2009 in General

I stopped around the Obama remark, not because I'm a political activist or even old enough to vote, but because I'm sick and tired of political activism.

I just wish that I could take a broom and a dustpan and brush all of these politicians, senators, presidents, VPs, cabinet members, candidates, Dictators, and Chairmen off the face of the Earth. I'd stuff them on some OTHER habitatable world somewhere else, and all of the people who focus their lives on politics and start such trivial disputes so that they could rant by themselves and leave the sane people to live peacefully without all of this controversey.

Anarchism for the win I guess, just without blowing stuff up.

Oh, and by the way Topic Started, I guess I'll have to wait and see how my aging changes me, but I think I can relate. At 15, I thought I was ready to start hating the world, and in more than one way, I'm probably right that nearly all of humanity's problems could be solved in simpler ways, but I look at it this way.

You're taking life WAY too seriously. Its too short to waste thinking about how other people make it worse for you, and how you make it worse for others.

This doesn't seem like a "I hate life and the world" kind of topic though, it sounds like a masked "I hate this politician" topic run over with some "my goverment ruins my life" kind of thing.

*Steps out of the way*

Does anyone know what metals... Posted August 14th, 2009 in General

Are tougher than average, ordinary steel? Just anything, nothing special.

Response to: Hottest non-sexualized VG character Posted August 10th, 2009 in Video Games

Samus Aran...until Brawl came out that is...

Batman Arkham Asylum Dlc Questions Posted August 10th, 2009 in Video Games

Now, I know about the Joker PS3 exclusivity. I am happy.

Now, I've also heard about this Scarecrow challenge map "Dem Bones". Which really I don't feel i absolutely need and WAS willing to sacrifice because Scarecrow is nowhere near my favorite Batman villain as much as Joker, Harley Quinn, or Two-Face or Bane are.

UNTIL Eidos mentioned that it was the most difficult map in the entire game. Now, I just got through the demo, which was barely challenging other than the fact that you're getting used to the gameplay for the first time. I only died ONCE in vice because I tried EXPERIMENTING with batarangs, which turns out to be quite limited in a demo (duh me), so the idea of having what the developers consider the HARDEST map in the game is quite exhilirating.

However, here is the unfair part. It is apparently only available as a code if you pre-order from Gamestop. I was originally going to pre-order the PS3 version on Amazon, which a family member of mine has an account for and seems much easier if not only just more reliable due to games I've bought off of their in the past successfully.

But I've often been hearing that GameStop is VERY unrealiable and apparently jips a lot of people? (Anyone lose fifty bucks on a game there or had any experience getting refunded? Because I haven't) How fair is it that we have to throw money at a company already distrusted. (Sure, it sounds hypocritical that a PS3 owner is whining about not getting this DLC, but eventually Microsoft will release the Joker Maps on XBL Marketplace anyway).

Does anyone know if this is true, or if its just a matter of preordering it and not just limited to Gamestop? I've been getting answers left and right, each one conflicting, and some people just seem to not care about it or are not POing it anyway.

Super Hardon to be turned on... Posted August 10th, 2009 in Politics

in November this year.

Grrr....I regret that I only just heard about it in school before break, but the kid who gave the report said "turn the Earth into a big nothing" and ended it there (we don't really care about assignments) and the rest of my class essentially said "move on" because the bell rang. What the hell are they trying to achieve?

Wikipedia Page

Disney - Wtfawesome Apocalypse Posted August 2nd, 2009 in General

Let's hope they go through with it.

So far, the only title is "Epic Mickey" and its going to be an interactive game/cartoon thing, or maybe an MMO, or you know with technology these days, some kind of fluid console mixture of both. I will be very honest, I hopped out of my seat when I saw Zombie Goofy.

Some of the pictures are, from what I've read off of Wikipedia, from Cinderella and Spaceship Earth of the Disney theme park sort. And to all those of you who think "steampunk" means "suck anime", well, take a long look at what you see before you. A game/cartoon as disturbing as this with nightmarish perversions of classic characters, which I plain love, steampunk doesn't apply just to anime. Give it a chance, its impressive, write it off, and its just some overly technological dribble.

Or, you know, it could just be a rendition of KHIII, Sora and gang meet Wall-E.

Response to: Ask Google Images Hard Guestions Posted July 31st, 2009 in General

Question:

Why are men attracted to breasts?

Answer:

Because in passing, its usually what hits us first. In collision, its deadly.

Ask Google Images Hard Guestions

Response to: The validity of Wikipedia Posted July 31st, 2009 in General

Hey, I remember you.

Also, have you ever considered making a cameo or doing a voice in a Foamy rant?

Response to: It's time for a little fun Posted July 31st, 2009 in General

Guy 1: We're no strangers to love...

Guy 2: You know the rules...and so do I.

Response to: I hate Twilight. Posted July 31st, 2009 in General

Have you read any of the books? Seen the movie?

The game PROBABLY isn't coming out. If it does (and turns out to be legitatmately good and not just popular based on sales), I'm going to walk up to one of my friends who is a fanatic fangirl of Twilight, take one of her books, and RIP IT IN HALF right in front of her.

Response to: If you could have any pokemon... Posted July 31st, 2009 in General

He's right, actually. Just searched it. I always had a feeling, though to be honest Digimon captures my attention more now in RETROSPECT than anything past the original "Kanto" region of the anime. Pokemon Season 1 for the win, everything about Pokemon in the beginning was epic or hilarious, but from then on, I started hating how Pokemon needed Trainers to dodge a swarm of poison darts flying at them. Digimon could at least think for themselves.

Ironically, I NEVER actually got to watch Digimon that much, it came on Jetix and KidsWB when it was still a respectable cartoon station at hours I couldn't spare. I never even saw or found out when it ended, for all I know its still going, and I never touched any ONE of the games. I did however see the two movies that explained (kind of, it was pastiche) the origins of Tai and when S1s met S2s.

Response to: Meanest thing to nature. Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

I urinated down a rabbit hole...and I'm almost sure I hit "something" that scurried out of it. I felt bad actually, if it wasn't mentally scarred I probably blinded the poor fella.

Response to: Nude Site Claims... (nsfw) Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

Well, I'll retract this slightly. If he DOES grow up to be homosexual, then his mother is held in contempt, and if he isn't, he's going to be one of those people who can see through clothing. I mean, I'm not saying that women should be gullied up for men, like she said, its better he dosen't see women and pronography the way Newgrounders do and instead have the best of both worlds. But if she's having him, let's say, LOG ONTO this site daily to look at pictures of nude women as a homework assignment, I think that's pushing it.

She herself said that she finds herself going on the site to "remind myself that the body is beautiful". That, in shallow reasoning, sounds like an awful excuse for another motive, or at least, an overdramatic statement.

I'll never quite understand people like that, people who see nudity as an art form (personally, I just never look into things that deeply, clothing or no clothing, nothing truly against it) and wearing clothes an absurdity and wrong and biased (again, society's problem, not mine), but its in no way of mine to outright rip down their idea. I'm nowhere close to being a father, never will I be a mother, so the impression I would leave upon a child is uncertain. Good luck to her I guess.

I guess what I really should say is...

All of Newgrounds envies this kid now, am I right?

Response to: Nude Site Claims... (nsfw) Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

..the hell is this. Its porn, but its NOT porn. How clever, Ma-damn! Look at those things *drools* :)

Excuse me, but this is both absurd, incredibly humorous, riveting, and somehow...cumbersome. This kid is going to have a VERY tough time managing a girlfriend, that's for sure, though I guess he ain't alone. There are plenty of kids who grew up not even knowing what seperates boys and girls.

Response to: Randy Savage Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

Mask de Smith from Killer7. Don't give a crap if its fiction, the question is a more awesome WRESTLER and the qualifications do not implicate real, plus Mask is just badass.

Randy Savage

Response to: If you could have any pokemon... Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

The original 150. I would make all of the rest extinct, or at least, all the ones from Advanced and onward.

Response to: Your first kiss Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

At 7/30/09 12:18 AM, squadus2 wrote:
If you haven't had your first kiss then talk about how you imagine it to be - the environment, scene, night/day, etc. As for me....

It takes a lot more to be a passionate emotional than it does to be a tough guy or a hardass. A hard ass is someone who picks up a gun but will never use it. They are a liability and an annoyance, like giving a chimpanzee an unloaded pistol (80% of Newgrounds) to defend itself with, it would freak when the gun fires. An emotional is someone who isn't afraid to pull the damn trigger. though its generally misguided and usually results in a form of pat-matricide or suicide. But I digress.

Well. To be honest. I haven't had the guts to even ask yet. I've been thinking in fiction, like its just going to happen when I'm standing at my locker. Arms will cross over my neck and before I know it I'm watching this pretty red-haired girl in my science glass stroll away to next period with a smile on her face, a moist/warm spot on mine. I'll close my locker and walk away silent, face red as blood through and despite my dark complexion and skin color, and I'll sit down in the next class and start looking around at my friends who are wondering why I'm pulling a silent act.

I'll keep my surprise and elation secret until I'm getting off my bus and walking up my driveway, and hopefully the first kiss is on a day when I get home completely alone, and then I'll explode and start whipping through the air like a madman.

If I DON'T wake up and realize it was a terribly cruel dream, I don't know, I might actually kick myself or get someone else to do it. I've always fathomed what a first kiss is like, yet people around me joke about it everyday I see them. So really, this description is a bit off, because I really don't even want to calculate or jinx the odds of it happening at this point in my life.

Response to: If you could fight anyone... Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

At 7/30/09 11:16 PM, 372 wrote: Obama.

Oh wow, how original. (Not really into politics anyway)

But you realize this thread thread is going to be a series of one-word answers like these now right?

Response to: If you could fight anyone... Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

Megan Fox.

Response to: Open Discussion- The Bbs Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

I once was told by a mod (can't remember his bloody name, there are too many now) that they act the way they do because the job itself is a burden and they're just trying to have fun with it. I was 11-12 back then, and I never really reported back my thoughts on it. I guess what with this new guy Poozy around as a wannabe BBR, it can be said just as well.

Stop acting like your job is the hardest fucking thing to do in the world and just shut up. Getting up at 6, going to work or school, signing shit, writing something down, coming home, going to sleep, going about your business, getting up at whatever time you do and SIGNING on and DELETING or LOCKING can't be that hard of a thing to do. There's no reason to be a smartass about it. Virtually anybody on this forum could be a DECENT MOD and not be hated as much as you guys are, there are people who wouldn't just piss all over and gloat their status because they've "been the little guy" and not "the guy who says I don't like your tone and I don't want you here so bye". Hell, in a month's time, you could all probably be replaced.

Then again, there was always the lingering question in 06 as to whether or not the mods got paid to put up with the "crap" that they do.

Response to: Twilight wasn't enough.. Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

Yes, but according to the dates Twilight came WAY after Vampire Diaries in terms of novels.

Response to: 8 year old rapists... Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

You have officially FAILED the Real Man Test if you let yourself get TAPPED by an 8 year old.

Response to: Twilight Mmorpg Posted July 30th, 2009 in Video Games

I'll be honest guys.

Twilight fangirls scare the SHIT OUT OF ME. The thread I just made led to a site of them who think the game is a grand idea, poor deluded hopeless romantics. Never gonna find that "vampire" paradise are they...though, I'm going to have to read all of the novels and watch the films before I'm ever satisfied criticizing this bastard depiction of Nosferatu.

Is there "even" a Dracula in Twilight? What kind of vampire game final boss fight would it be were you NOT facing a Dracula "god"-like entity?

Response to: Comic-Con 2009 Posted July 29th, 2009 in NG News

Oi, Tom, I know you never respond to joes like me, but I've been meaning to ask.

Where did the idea for Castle Crashers come from? Serious answer.

Response to: How do YOU relieve anger? Posted July 29th, 2009 in General

In all honesty masturbation. Its actually quite healthy and relieves anger/stress quickly, I have friends who don't (you would think they were sterile or circumsised at birth) and are probably five years away from running away from home or hanging themselves.