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Response to: NG vampire Empire Posted August 23rd, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

So let me get this straight.

Out of the three or four of you guys who post these uber chapters 24-7, not ONE of you can BEAR to hold the link of the "rules" and "how to make an UP TO DATE profile" pages, nor are any of you going to explain it, or the story that has been going on for more than 500 pages and simply continue?

Because if that's not the case, I'd like to join. The original profile is outdated, and I can't just JUMP into the story unless you say so, otherwise I need a summary to grasp what's going on.

Response to: Survival RPG Posted August 23rd, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

I take this moment to laugh, chuckle, at all the places I went, saw, and explored. I doubt I'll be remembered, and in that aspect of my life, my very memorable time on this dreaded website, I have failed. I'm not very far from the fictious zombies depicted here.

Response to: Code Lyoko Rpg Posted August 23rd, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

Great to know there's still a face to be seen.

Things have changed. I'm no little 12-year old anymore.

Response to: NG Mafia Posted August 23rd, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

I thought I was naive once.

As I think of it, I was pretty clueless. People used to mimic and thrum my mind with falsehood and deceit. I was bound my by this..this..PACT, of goodness that was seemingly striped before my soul, I didn't find reason to doubt it until I was shown an alternate possibility. I did question things, many, but to this day I see that not one question has been answered. The alternate possibility, Sarah, gave me insight to the things that my dysfunctional family, my easily despondent childhood, and my, to define it simply, childish curiosity would shed no light upon. It corrupted, shall I say changed my perspective fo things, the happy little boy had vanished into the abyss that is time.

Many would find and interpret the meaning of my speeches and lectures as mere bull, not bothering or not capable of deciphering them. I tell myself not to look down on them, and yet I reflect their faces turning from my sad, down-trodden form, helpless against that storm. The antagonism in the air seems to enjoy it's haunt of my lungs, the questions are surrounding me, guns pointed. I blink, I can barely see myself with all the thoughts that I've handed out like coupons. My mental children...I can no longer see you.

Response to: Code Lyoko Rpg Posted August 23rd, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

Rague, the demented dreamer of all things nonsensical, has re- joined the thread.

Response to: Rare Sitings Of Newgrounds Posted August 23rd, 2008 in General

You know, this place disgusts me now. There are no extreme "oh my god" flashes coming out anymore, the BBS is boring, and everyone's a cock-obsessed jerk or jerkette.

Why do I keep coming back?

For the rare, potential, noteworthy, and completely original and entertaining threads like these.

Response to: You are gay. Posted July 1st, 2008 in General

At 7/1/08 04:20 PM, TyPah wrote:
At 7/1/08 04:13 PM, Corky-D wrote: You're you gay.

Makes no sense.

You suck at seeing and making sense out of words.
You have to have a sense of humor.

EXACTLY.

(cricket chirp)

The Tick! Episodes On Youtube Posted July 1st, 2008 in General

What....the....HELL!!?!??!?!!?

No, I don't mean the crappy live-action one. The animated series. Youtube deleted ALL of them (and by that, I mean the person who had the whole SERIES and njust two or three episodes)

You Know What, Screw Ign. Posted June 21st, 2008 in General

Metal Gear Soli 4 was ranked 6th and Resident Evil 5 fifth.

Can you GUESS what "possible" future game was ranked 1st on their list?

This has been asked several times.. Posted June 20th, 2008 in General

But how many people are actually telling the truth?

I wasn't here for it, and I can't seem to get a straight answer. Nor does he seem to ever respond to PM anymore.

You can lock this right after this post, just tell me one thing:

Was BigBadrRon demodded, and if so why?

Response to: /b/ is going to be removed Posted June 18th, 2008 in General

At 6/18/08 01:27 PM, Sinitron wrote: fuck 4chan

Fuck you, e-wannabe.

But aside random insults, MGS4 "War Has Changed Motif".

F'g awesome.

This is the one, epic-related thing I've ever seen them do.

Response to: /b/ is going to be removed Posted June 18th, 2008 in General

Bull-SHIT.

That's about 76.4% of what the internet has to say.

Response to: Attn: Middle-schoolers Posted June 18th, 2008 in General

At 6/17/08 06:54 PM, VespeneGas wrote:
this well-known and popular genre

Ah ha...ahahahahhah....

Response to: I Was a Japanese Schoolgirl Posted June 8th, 2008 in General

At 7/20/07 02:28 AM, DarkPhazon wrote:
At 6/17/07 11:36 PM, TheManBehindTheFlash wrote: Hope you all enjoy the new chapter. It took me a long time to write it and when I was done I didn't feel like proof-reading so please forgive any mistakes.
Your chapters lack subtelty.
You can't just have characters ANNOUNCE how they feel!
THAT MAKES ME FEEL ANGRY!!!

Now explain to me why you're being a stubborn jackass and being an asshole to/ cursing out anyone who requests/ asks you to stop?

I'm like, one of three people who caught this reference and laughed at it right?

At this point, with Shuko at [needtoknowsitehere], I'm actually willing to read Flash's story.

Where is it?

Response to: No Anime, Not This Time... Posted June 6th, 2008 in General

At 6/6/08 05:14 PM, TheMaster wrote: I don't know what keeps me looking for these.'

Because you want a reason to make people bitch about a certain subject. Because you want an excuse to stereotypically bash one of the most beloved things of a culture.

While on the other side of the globe, the Japananse are looking at Halle Berry, Rush Hour, McDonalds, The Incredible Hulk, and KFC and facepalming insantly.

Response to: Will Ng Chat Kill The Bbs ? Posted June 6th, 2008 in General

At 6/6/08 09:09 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote: Once NG chat comes will people stop using the BBS ?

If this happens I will distort my face to the extent of this picture

The chat didn't ruin the BBS.

We did. (And by 'we', I mean you people/)

Response to: you have 8 mins left to live Posted June 1st, 2008 in General

I'd make a PARODY thread about it on Newgrounds.

Response to: Cancelled good Toonami shows Posted June 1st, 2008 in General

These shows:

Dragonball Z
Dragonball
Tenchi Muyo
Ruroni Kenshin
Gundam/WING
Zoids
Rave Master
Reboot
Outlaw Star

got replaced with these:

Dragonball Z
Naruto

Dragonball
Blue Dragon

Tenchi Muyo
Hikaru No Go

Ruroni Kenshin
Bleach

Samurai Jack
Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo

Gundam/WING
Eureka 7 (ROBOTSURFING, FEWTG)

Zoids
Storm Hawks

Rave Master
Bakujan Battle Brawlers

Reboot
Transformers Cybertron

Outlaw Star
Death Note

Response to: Family Guy Spin Off With Cleveland? Posted June 1st, 2008 in General

At 6/1/08 09:43 PM, hammerhead84 wrote: I'm just saying, this had better be good, I don't want them ruining Family Guy with a spin off like so many other shows.

You're...you're fucking joking right!?

Ah hah....AH HAHHAHAHAHA.

YOU ARE SHITTING ME!

Omg, I found a site from ICarly. Posted May 19th, 2008 in General

World of Chucks and Zaplook were fake.

But I actually FOUND one of the sites seen on Freddie's labtop screen.

Beware your wandering eye.

Response to: Going Away for a while... Posted May 17th, 2008 in NG News

HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS LOOK AT THAT BEARD!!!

Response to: Has Foamy Gone Too Far? Posted May 17th, 2008 in General

I just watch it for the short possiblities of porn now.

(Waits for illwill to see this and commit suicide, resulting in the mourning of most people here)

Response to: Worst thing to say on Xbox Live? Posted May 17th, 2008 in General

" Hey guys, I'm gonna go on this site called Newgrounds and continue today's retarded topic, k?"

Response to: The most badass game character. Posted May 13th, 2008 in Video Games

One pill and he'll recover from any wound.
One mug of Joe an he'll be pissin' down your throat.
And one katana and he'll fuck you up worse than the Soul Cube did the Cyberdemon.

The most badass game character.

Response to: Half-Life 2: Episode 3 Speculations Posted May 13th, 2008 in Video Games

At 3/29/08 05:25 PM, Zen444 wrote:
At 3/29/08 05:23 PM, levusbevus wrote: good storyline
Just stop right there and shut up.

Forever.

You get mutated humans in suits called the combine!
Yeah, those guys didn't get boring to fight.

At all.

No. FPSs SUCK nowadays because they all try to be "Halo epics", usually resutlting into some half-witted adventure with a marine and a squad with a copyandpasted Re4/GoW combat system.

Half-Like, unlike Halo and most shit you'll find (and you most likely play) today, isn't generic "go in, kill 10,000 Soldiers, blow up a robot, discover your lost-dead lover, kick more ass, learn more about your family past, then leave for two years while a sequel that adds a better multiplayer, an Xbox Live (whoop-dee-doo), and THREE. FUCKING. NEW. WEAPONS."

Seriously, stop embarassing yourself.

Next you'll be saying Halo 3 was the best game to ever be made.

Sorry, but I had to rant. It kills me when people disown Half-Life. The motto: If I don't get to blow up a country and watch blood explode unreastically from a sniper's skull, then this game sucks dick.

Response to: Any Nirvana fans out there? Posted May 5th, 2008 in General

At 5/5/08 09:00 PM, Thimbles wrote: Elvis shat more rock history than Kurt Cobain could shoot up daisies.

Rock history. Lol.

Also in b4 EpicFail.

Dude, the epic fail came when you replaced "before" with b4.

Response to: " Dark Exp "a New Bbs Story Posted April 25th, 2008 in General

At 8/24/07 10:37 PM, Ninja-Without-Sight wrote: Hello, we need chapter 4 please!

Hang on a minutes lads, I've got a greadt idea! Err....

Response to: Man rapes girl 400 times Posted April 24th, 2008 in General

Let me guess.

She was blonde and is now REALLY into Cheerleading.

Response to: Cericon, will you marry me? Posted April 22nd, 2008 in General

Wow, what site do you go to?

Response to: scarface is an awsome game! Posted April 19th, 2008 in General

At 4/19/08 08:26 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: The film is good (with Al Pacino) but I'm never really interested in film-to-game adaptations. I've heard the Sopranos game is absolutely horrible.

Nah, believe it or not, the Scarface game is actually decent. If not ABOVE supar, it's pretty awesome. The only thing is the ending, that probably won't do much for you and it basically ends the way you'd imagine, there's not much room for imagination once you beat it.

Basically it ends with the FANSERVICE ending. But the gameplay, voice acting (which is a real surprise), and graphics ALL get an A+