At 11/14/09 03:30 PM, VenomKing666 wrote: You're not fucking funny.

This post speaks the truth. Seriously guys, this stuff just isn't funny anymore. Grow up and face reality - you are not a uniquely-gifted comedian, you are the same talentless, unfunny decomposing material as all of the other unfunny bastards out there.

Lololol, they all are freaking retarded! Lol! This is totally TL;Dr!

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(Okay, now that they've all hit BACK. If you happen to go here or know people, feel free to continue.)

So, I happen to be a user on Fanfiction.net, if anyone has ever heard of it a place where good and often BAD BAD things can happen. About 60% of the population is female, and about 30% of that population is NOT obsessed with Twilight or some other gross anime/novel/movie fandom. Most of these women like to sop up their hopeless love lives by writing stories that "are not about themselves in the clothing of a canon character universe" or "by writing homosexual stories about their favorite male characters breaking continuity and falling in love with each other, even if they are trying to kill each other in their fictional universe.

I detest things like this, these putrid AUs and these wretched OCs (Twilight), mind you. I try my hardest not to be a "douche bag" Fanfiction writer(Twilight), I don't bend the truth or the facts just to make myself feel like (Twilight) a better writer - But at the same time, as I mentioned, 70% (Twilight) of them are all female, and they will fight to protect what they believe in or love (Twilight). hOWEVER, I will concede that as a fan fiction writer, I am required to bend things in certain ways, and I am in many ways a goofball. I know, a lot of my ideas are just plain stupid to...a person like you, but its the fan fiction author way. There's no getting around it - So if you're not a very accepting or receptive-aggressive person, I suggest you hit BACK now and realize you wasted a minute reading all of this.

However, as a young teenager, I was frequently prone to "raging" against what I deemed to be "bullshit", generally assumed by the number of people revieiwng a story when the story itself has two paragraphs max (an exaggeration, but you get the idea). I've gathered a loyal following of fan fiction-writing females ad crews who hate my guts because I've flamed (and just for emphasis, I like to be sarcastic, half-serious, witty, or at least 'funny' when I flame people here, I don't just go "Fuck you" and walk away, I like to put a bit of spice with my insults)

I'm a bit smarter than I was back then and I try not to openly offend people unless I know they aren't going to be logical or respond to reason, thus requiring a dramatic verbal thrashing to get them to listen to me instead of tune me out. However, the problem with the internet is that you can't automatically assume something about a person just because of things they say - You never know all the circumstances that lead up to a conversation with that person, whether it goes good or bad.

Now, on Fanfiction.net finally, I have multiple accounts used in case I need a backup or run out of documents. The one in question here is: ChaosEmerald. On this one, I wrote a story awhile ago called "Cod Of War II". But on the ChaosEmerald account, when I was younger, I played out what I imagine to be a lot of my "troll hunts" for the often more-than-not terribly written Assassin's Creed fics (the gist are women portraying Assassins, or Altair falling in love with some authoress-inspired character - its sap romance).

One of these happened to be one, The First Female Assassin, by Ms Opalaisha. As you've witnessed if you have an attention span, she is an advent of Twilight. Now, without going through hours of searching through debates I've participated in, its my general consensus that people who display a general obsession and hysteria with Twilight are high-stakes people, high blood pressure, high anxiety, and have a tendancy to overreact or take things a bit too seriously. This is estimated due to the interactions I've faced in my daily life with Twilight advocates. (Now, I disclaim fair Twilight readers, I have moderate respect for someone who enjoys a book, no matter the subject matter.).

Now, again, I happened to be a flamer-troll with a Level 55 Posting Wand. But there were times when I answered rather civilly, in my opinion. And this happened to be one of them...My review of one of Opalaisha's stories.

I don't think its that harsh, do you. I admit, maybe it was a bit half-serious because I was mellow at the time. But compared to others, its entirely soft. Its like I'm speaking to the rest of what I consider a "female OC-obsessive" crowd rarther than just her, I tried to relax her, she's a decent writer though I disapprove of her first person storytelling due to personal convictions about writing.

And on my Cod Of War story, I just recently came upon this. Her review of my non-hostile review.

Now the reason this is so important to me (to those of you wondering why I bothered posting this on the "oh so rich and enlightening General Board that is grossed with so many varying levels of intelligent discussion that you wonderful, respectful, and accepting Newgrounders wander and propagate like nursery children) is because in one of my past debates when I was more of a troll than an honest reviewer I overheard someone who in retrospect was far more respectable than I was about the issue of these "hopeless authoresses" and they compared Twilight fanatacism with general fan fiction fanatacism. This person, in addition to a number of others on the thread, agreed that while they learned to accept authoresses like that, they noted how authoresses such as these are very openly hostile to even the slightest amount of criticism.

And frankly, I couldn't have begged for a better example than this. I'm PMing her soon once I log into the right account, and I'll be using this as a past evidence for any debates I get into people on the level of atrocity and magnificence that permeates fan fiction and its writers.

Discuss.

Or, let this sink to the bottom of the page. I hope this was an amusing little story and theory for you all, however. It certainly was for me.

At 11/7/09 09:57 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Yep. We went to high school together. We go waaaay back. Man the stories I could tell you.

Funny. Do you write your own material, or does the material write for you?

Or on Dailymotion or anywhere else? I was hoping someone could advise me on how to contact him, as you may have know of some of his videos that were apparently on Youtube and Dailymotion that were removed, his account on Youtube gone, and his account on Dailymotion preventing messaging because of site standards.

...ever getting fixed, or did Tom and his spam-fighting crew just forget about that. I used to enjoy looking at it back in late 06, but in 2007 it was allegedly broken. Then I take a somewhat enigmatic absence to explore the rest of the web, and that lasts what is soon to be two years, and I come back to discover its still broken, after a year and 3/4 of a year.

What the eff, Tom?

At 11/4/09 02:04 AM, fishboy121 wrote: When did Dakota Fanning get hot??

When you became a pedo.

Unlike you, not EVERYBODY on the internet is 40+ years older and still looking at pornographic culture or pretty young actresses below the age of 20.

Oh hey, how is Emma Watson, Miranda Cosgrove, or Miley Cyrus working out for you?

Cheerleading and Football.

Cheerleading, because it is not a SPORT, it is a window into a dimension of beauty. And football, because frankly I'm tired of hearing how "impressive" working out again and again so you can headbutt, tackle, and latch onto another male/female is and how great throwing a ball some yards is.

Stuff like Badmitton, soccer, and the more aerobic version of bull-fighting (My Spanish teacher never told me what its called, but its like bullfighting except you jump over the bull) actually takes skill, football is just working out, keeping yourself fit, and remembering what direction to move in. Building up stamina, there's no precisness to it in my opinion.

*braces self for criticism*

Better to have loved another and lost another, then to have never known if "love" existed between one and another, my friend. You had imperishable memories and experiences, while people like I may never even have the boldness or courageousness to speak for ourselves and may never see that putrid definition of love the same comedic, simplistic way Hollywood and romance novels seem to envision it. Remember what you had together and move on, move on but don't lose your train of thought and keep yourself together, you lucky bastard. You made your chances once, you can make them again.

In other words:

GET UP OFF THE DAMN COUCH YOU TEARY-EYED FATASS AND TAKE IT TO MYLIFEISAVERAGE.

Never felt the urge I'm afraid. And where I'm from, you'd probably be working pretty damn hard to score drugs. Then again, my school is a bit farther out from where I am, and there seem to be enough gossipers who claim being caught and arrested for "possession". One friend even told me that EVERY girl in my school (just about, the majority) had smoked a cigarette, drank alcohol, or smoke something by about Freshmen or Sophmore year, even the innocent ones (though judging from appearance likely cut off.

This all rushed into my brain like what I what imagine a migraine would be, and when I looked around at some of my former, long-distance friends and other people in my grade, I saw that a good deal of what my friend had said to be true. Dry shallow skin, lines, hair missing, and various attempts to conceal disfiguation with beauty products in addition to constant rumors proved that most kids had tried these things that counselors tried so hard to stimulate in elementary school at LEAST once.

I've also heard a coagulation of rumors that girls were caught in a school bathroom smoking weed once, and personal friend of mine was actually sexually engaged or "fingered" shall we say in a bathroom by another friend of mine. (In the long run, despite all of my years being on the internet and seeing all of the disgusting things old men and teenagers had to put and say on the internet, somehow all of this made me literally feel like "noob" in real life).

In a way, its kind of funny. I think the internet actually became my ANTI DRUG. Learning about the more obscene and vulgar parts of life and society, I was smart or perhaps oblivious enough to avoid those things in my daily life.

More and more I find myself looking at everyday situations where fathers and mothers brutally or critically injure their children before they're even old enough to defend themselves or file for some kind of protection, its really disturbing in the long run of things. Sooner or later, children will be born in hospitals and guarded/raised carefully over by robots until the parents are certified as willing parents - there seem to be enough parents who either can't handle their children or injure their children, maybe robots are the way to go.

This is coming from a teenager but frankly, in my opinion:

Coffee TASTES like SHIT to me.

I've put sugar in it, I've stirred it like a professional soup-server, the only thing left is to try every different brand in existence. But I cannot MAKE it taste an better for me, I cant' seem to grasp the taste of it. I'm not going to lie, I've got a natural "adrenaline" built into my body that provides the same energy boosts that coffee does and its rare that I'm tired except for long school days and exercise, me drinking coffee is pointless.

Or maybe I've just been blatantly ignoring the pure amount of caffeine in the stuff I drink, and it just piles on top of my already high stamina.

F**k YES, she is in my age range! BYE BYE FEELINGS OF PEDOPHILIA!

Ah, no. It'd be a nice dream though. You know those scarce (well, I shouldn't really say "scarce") people who had a crush on Lindsay Lohan when she was growing up, all up until about maybe Mean Girls. Same way with Dakota Fanning for me, I just always thought she looked/sounded too young. Then again, I don't think anybody who goes on Newgrounds as long as I have has any chance at success - but seriously, you're right, she's developed a lot since "Push (2008)".

I feel bad for her though, I know this is pardoning some others but from a kind of perspective, she's one of the most exploited, talked about, and "menaced" child actresses I've ever known/aware of. In two or three of her movies controversy continues to surround scenes where she is depicted being raped. I hope her personality hasn't taken the hits.

Hot and trouble-starting.

Trouble-starting hot.

Attractive troublemaker, that Dakota Fanning.

Hey guys, I'm having the "horizontal lines moving up and down on my screen" problem as well as a very annoying humming sound. Yes, I've googled it, but most sources are requiring the purchase of somekind of surge protector (if this is an ovular, beige-tan device that has multiple sockets on the front than my PS3 is already plugged into it).

I heard there was another method of "permanently" removing the lines and the buzzing by apparenly UNPLUGGING the ground cable from behind your TV, though the exact process was not specified.

Now, again, I'm not familiar with the lingo setup. There IS a kind of plug that is on the back of my television that heads IMMEDIATELY into the carpet, I was a kid when my parents put this in so how far exactly it was set in I'm not sure. I once tried PULLING THE PLUG before I knew or guessed exactly what it was before, I've tried pulling it out before, but I doubt it plans to agree with me. If I do pull it out, do I risk any immediate damage to my television? Does this strategy even work?

Just shut the hell up. Shut the hell up, and go away, you unfunny troll.

>:(

Did it come with manure or did you have to buy that separately?

You know guys, it just struck me.

You know how people say Mystic Gohan COULDN'T have been stronger than Goku at SSJ3 level despite Goku admitting being amazed at Gohan's dramatic power increase/the fact that through genetic basis Gohan would inevitably be stronger than Goku; Because Gohan-Mystic couldn't fight off Buutenkscclo?

I've been thinking. Majin Buu makes a point mentally when he says "The power of Gotenks and the mind of Piccolo. Unstoppable..."

He was using Piccolo's intelligence and wisdom in TANDEM with his strength, because when ya' think about it, he and Gohan were evenly-matched for a BIT of the fight. He was using his smarts; Think about it, Piccolo has known Gohan since he was a CHILD, hell, he TRAINED Gohan twice. He knows all of his moves, his weak points, his attitude, and just how much power to expend.

Plus you've got the fact that it was Gotenks-Piccolo's power stacked on top of Buu's own. PRETTY DAMN DEADLY.

Don't believe this evidence? Think back to the Frieza saga. Piccolo goes on to ADMIT that his power, even AFTER fusing with Nail, was STILL very below Frieza's second form, but he himself a wiser fighter. I mean, he WAS losing for the first half, and then he fought with his cool. SMARTS > BRAWN.

Piccolo is like Batman, enough prep time and he kicks your ass. That's EXACTLY what Buutenkscclo was thinking/knew, so he had power rivaling a Super Saiyan and Piccolo's experience. The fight itself was already in Buu's favor, plus he was unnerving Gohan after eating his little brother, among other things.

Goku himself may or may not have been equal to Buutenkscclo (I'm still watching the episodes on my boxset - I'm getting to that fight.), but I recall as a child that neither Goku OR Vegeta were really a match for Buu in those states. Vegeta couldn't have won, and Goku wouldn't have long as a SSJ3, and knowing DBZ filler, he wouldn't have beaten Buu in the time limit anyways.

As it stands IMO: Mystic Gohan is the strongest, non-fused character in the accepted canon of DBZ.

Is anybody else going through this? I'm running a Vista and I usually use Firefox though I use Internet Explorer 9-10 (?) whenever FX fails me and I may stick to it depending on how long it is until I receive this message again:

"Web Configurator Test Failed"

Try contacting your ISP.
Check your modem - BLAblabla! I don't even use a modem directly! I use a router!

Its really annoying, and I think its 60% of all the bad things that have happened or gone wrong with my computer. If it wasn't present, my life would be so much sweeter. Faster Youtube videos, games that didn't lag, opening pages and saving pages without fear of losing them or having to reset the page. Because my Vista is pretty new, its not corrupted or infected or bogged down in fact I even gave it a shoeshine with CCLeaner but it seems that this Web Configurator continues to torment me.

Help?

At 9/20/09 01:55 PM, golem-destroy wrote:

At 9/20/09 01:54 PM, MetallixTheKnight wrote:

At 9/20/09 01:53 PM, golem-destroy wrote: Microsoft is better.

You do realize this topic is two years old, right?

Yeah so?

At the risk of ban, you sir - ARE. A. FUNNY. GUY. YOU KNOW THAT?

Mario vs Sonic.

I was just like "WHAAAT!? MY TWO FAVORITE VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS IN THE SAME - GAME!?".

Of course, back then, I didn't know what Newgrounds or the INTERNET was, and golly gee I was shocked to see so many "Mario vs Sonics" out there. And then there was SMBZ - that drove me through a tailspin. And Power Star - And Megaman the Last Cataclysm.

Son of a gun! I REMEMBER YOU from the cliff thread!

Where've ya been man?

I'm overall alienated from a lot of you, I didn't lost anyone that I'm aware of. I had some family who were in New York at the time, that's as close as I'll ever get to it.

In 9th grade, they showed us a video of people getting flung from the Towers. I'm like a rock, I don't cry easy unless its a personal conflict, but I felt like an arrow had lodged itself in my heart when I saw a girl from my class named Erica actually break down and tear while the video played, I didn't ask her if she had lost anyone but she was UPSET. As were dozens of others. That kind of thing makes me feel for this day...

But the excessive nature of this event is beginning to aggravate me. Censorship and utter removal of LESS THAN OBSCURE, VAGUE, IF ALMOST NOT COMPLETELY INVISIBLE "references" to this so-called incident and the like.

We censor like its a freaking sport. Editing everything we don't like in our lives like it was a bad dream. I've always been told that things like Slavery, the Revolution, the Holocaust, and the like can never be forgotten because they were important, they were gritty and disconcerting but we shouldn't stagger at them and remove ourselves, but learn from them.

What do you think America is doing with 9/11, learning or retreating from it?

I agree with my mom. I'm tired of 9/11. And now its a national holiday, where our social studies teachers will make the amount of additional time we spend being charitable worth our grade point average. Joy.

At 9/6/09 02:40 PM, physicsman09 wrote: Time to grow up and let your childhood die.

Just like the rest of us.

No cause is pointless as long as there's one fool willing to fight for it. The rest of you are just lazy. Maybe I'll lose my memory one day, but I'll be a 56-year old man with a loving wife and kids, with a decent or extraordinary job in a warm home, on a computer competing with others to keep my life busy. But until that day, the video games stay. If you don't want to help me, then ignore me and go away.

So its the time of the year again for me, yup. That's right. The time of the year where I run through some of my old childhood games, no matter how pathetically easy, ridiculously hard, or shoddily done they were made, to reactivate some nostaligia in my life.

I'm sitting down here with Dragonball Z Budokai, the VERY ORIGINAL before all of those 2s and 3s and Blasts and spin-offs. Believe it or not, I was AWESOME at this game, I beat the entire story mode in TWO days, the Cell fight and Frieza fights became epic gaming moments for me. When I say this, I say this with my heart to you all...

The memory card I have the data for this game, as well as its sequels and other early games, has the best parts of my CHILDHOOD imprinted on it.

So when I booted up the game, as you're probably guessing, the screen tells me "Load failed. The memory card may possess corrupted data."

This...

o_o

Was my face when that happened. I have about 4 memory cards and over the years I may have shuffled some old games between them, but this one had my "100%" game data on it. I don't know where to be pissed, or extremely disheartened.

That is where anyone reading this comes in. Yes, I've Googled it and searched it. Yes, I've referenced. I wouldn't be making this thread here if I had already found a better source. Does anyone know if there is any LOGICAL method of restoring/saving corrupted data, retrieving it actually?

I once heard from a friend a long time ago that if you save the corrupted data onto another memory card, the data will be A-OK on the second one. I just tried it, and I can safely confirm that that rumor is a load of bull excretion.

My brother got it at the beginning of the month. We're going mad about fixing it.

Master Chief. TALK GODDAMN YOU, TALK! Not really die, but I don't want to play as that mute asshole ever again, give me another Spartan and call me back when they given John a personality or a facial expression.

You're full of it.

Guys, the real reason there will never be another SSB is because there's NOTHING LEFT TO CALL IT.

Think about it:

Super Smash Brothers.
Super Smash Brothers Melee.
Super Smash Brothers Brawl.

I know, I know.

Super Smash Brothers Combat.
Super Smash Brothers Vendetta.
Super Smash Brothers Emissary.
Super Smash Brothers Battle.

But those are ALL CRAP and you all know it.

(^Mega Sarcasm)

That site killed it, but it sure was fun.

I had a friend who followed that site EVERY day, I figured they were only releasing info on weekends but I was wrong. I stopped a fourth of the way when it finally beat into my brain that I was spoiling everything, and I was.

But I doubt there'll be another SSB. The idea's just too old. It's overused by this point as well.

All three Brawls.
Viewtiful Joe Red Hot Rumble.
Onimusha Blade Warriors.
The TNT Game.
And a few more I'm sure of but can't recall.

Still, those were some fun days.

Why does Newgrounds always pick the controversal route? Why are news sites so fucking retarded? Because they know that trolling such issues gets idiots and flamers like us all riled up, it gets them views and hits and all those wonderful things you get when people know your name.

If L4D shows me the four main characters, two of which are black, pissing on zombies, taking dumps in their carcusses, ripping open their throats and calling them "n-'s", making a whole bunch of racial slurs about the zombies, and the two white characters get to start off better-equipped and better prepared and outright superior to the two black ones, without ANY substantial reason as to why in a game like L4D where surivival, teamwork, and cohesion are necessary, than its racism.

Do you think the developers are releasing this game solely to spite black people? They're going to sell games and avoid lawsuits by degrading black people in a video game, and they plan to sequel it by making fun of Hispanics and Asians in the next game?

If L4D shows me the four main characters, two of which are white, corkscrewing and chainsawing zombies, smashing people in the face with frying pans, blowing heads open, clotheslining zombies, picking up molotov cocktails and starting forest fires, and all of the characters have an equal chance to get where they need to be and what they need to have to survive, with an obviously awesome storyline depicting their seperate histories, then it's awesome.

Do we really need to discuss for the fiftieth fucking time why black characters in anything being killed is bad? I myself find it intriguing, its not racist at all, hell, it'd be worse saying there were ONLY white or black people in the game, its like the developers were either single-minded or lazy, and the case is USUALLY the latter. I'm black myself and I found Resident Evil 5 and Left 4 Dead to both be enjoyable games, why does the skin color of something that's DEAD even MATTER to people!?

People are always looking for attention, those dirty whores!

*shakes fist madly in the air*

When you think about it, it actually makes sense. This kid is a genius.