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I think it's rather obvious which of the two I do more.

Why, yes, I DO mean masturbation.

I sense a disturbing lack of Cabal in this thread...

At 10/11/08 11:49 PM, TimeCrush wrote:

At 10/11/08 10:56 PM, radioheaded wrote: The worst feeling isn't being lonely.

It's being forgotten by someone you could never forget.

'[

*Cough* Emo *Cough*

*Cough* *Stab* *Cough*

The worst feeling isn't being lonely.

It's being forgotten by someone you could never forget.

'[

My mind is BLOWN.

Where the Red Fern Grows.

I read that in the 3rd grade...

Almost baww'd.

Almost.

*sniff*

WHAT. IS. IT.

312 years old and still kicking. He's strong, like real strong, man. His father made him pull and lift 100 kilogram lead blocks right after he was born, and his mother fed him a steady diet of vodka, potatoes, and steel bolts so that his mind would be sharp. This tedious regimen served him well; at the age of five, he was punching holes into trucks, and by the age of nine he had proved a new mathematical theorem that he had figured out while breaking a bear's arms (Kalashnikov's Mathematical Theory Of MY PAIN TO YOU).

During World War II (also known as The Nazi Grudge Match), he fought in Stalingrad and killed five hundred Nazis by tearing them to pieces with his bare hands, while consuming another one hundred for "sustenance". Kalashnikov learned from this battle that his fellow Russians could not hope to fight as effectively as he, so he did some heavy thinking for five minutes, grabbed some clay and an empty borscht ration tin, and like the God among men he is, squeezed the first AK-47 rifle into existence.

Jesus Christ wept at the beauty of it all.

After the war, Kalashnikov built a home under the ocean, where he lives and wrestles whales, unless he's above ground feeding and breeding.

I'm in front of my computer. Immersed in the realms of deep cyberspace, and beyond the limits of human sanity.

And I would rather be at death's door, knocking for a good game o' strip poker.

Oh lawdz

It's not emo anymore, god no.

Now they've gone into "scene".

*shudder*

I would make love to it a thousand times over, just to see if i could love it just one more time after that.

There's no place like your mom, there's no place like your mom!

At 8/10/08 02:26 AM, AmazeKing wrote: Toast is for idiots who can't accept the truth, simply because they're afraid of getting burnt.

They trust every word of their retarded "toasters" not knowing how bleak and unreliable that toaster is.

But is toast REALLY toast?

You gotta think for a sec here, you're puttin' in BREAD...

...but out comes TOAST.

divine intervention?!

God, I miss the days when I was flexible enough to do it...

Oh well. I'll just have to settle watching others do it now.

=X

Tiddly up with his vaginal secretions!

Then make a lovely stew with it.

=3

At 8/9/08 12:27 AM, killerjeff wrote:

At 8/9/08 12:25 AM, radioheaded wrote:

At 8/9/08 12:23 AM, killerjeff wrote: I'm going to ask you again, where did you get my picture from?

I reached through a series of tubes and grabbed it off your desk.

You should really close your piping up, y'know.

Did you hack my personal computer files?

Nawww.

Now why on earth would I do that?

I'm just an innocent young mind!

=^,^=

At 8/9/08 12:23 AM, killerjeff wrote: I'm going to ask you again, where did you get my picture from?

I reached through a series of tubes and grabbed it off your desk.

You should really close your piping up, y'know.

At 8/9/08 12:19 AM, killerjeff wrote: Thats my picture you asshole.

Oh isn't it?!

Yes, do tell.

God knows THIS thing scares the PISS outta me

O_o

At 8/9/08 12:00 AM, GoatFactory wrote: I was going through my fridge, and I saw a jar of something that looked orange-ish. I put in on my toast and ate it, and now I feel really bad. I cant find anything on YouTube about it, or Wikiepedia.

What should I do?

Open mouth; insert Finger.

:Hellooooo bulimia

At 8/9/08 12:01 AM, Z-Sector wrote: Neither.

Seconded.

At 1/24/08 05:35 PM, radioheaded wrote: " so what if a flaming homeess guy came out and attacked us, huh? FLAMING HOMELESS GUY!"

homeLESS i meant to say

" so what if a flaming homeess guy came out and attacked us, huh? FLAMING HOMELESS GUY!"

dude, that's normal over there...

my guess is he was Mafiya-affiliated.

1 in 3 people there, right?

it's a proven fact that god's final words to his creation were as follows:

"we apologize for the inconvenience"

i think having written them in giant flaming letters on the side of a mountain was a great, if not show-offy flair.

At 1/7/07 06:43 PM, SadisticMonkey wrote:

At 1/5/07 05:26 AM, radioheaded wrote: i see alot of jesus, but tell me:
where's brian?
choco-chip cookie for anyone who gets this quote.

always look on the bright side of life...*whistles*

I couldn't think of anything funny :(

'tis alright.
j00 still get cookie :DD

blah
farfegnooten liverwurst.

that is all.

oh, and here's the right

well i'm bored. check that colour!
...lor lack there-of...
my ex said they were the most beautiful she'd seen...like mist, or rainy days.
but i don't really think so.

here's the left

At 6/26/07 02:10 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 6/26/07 02:09 PM, Corky-D wrote:

At 6/26/07 02:34 AM, a-kitten wrote: Patriotism leads to racism

Racism leads to Hate

Hate leads to wars

War leads to dead People

Dead People lead to Free Space ?!

Free space leads to loneliness

lonliness leads to girlfriend's name ending in .jpg

At 4/10/07 07:25 PM, Dre-Man wrote:

At 4/10/07 07:20 PM, SyntheticTacos wrote: Hey hey hey Dre, how's it going? Actually, for your information I used to be a mainstream regularly-churchgoing Episcopal Christian, and I did go to catechism classes and read pages and passages from the bible, I heard sermons all the time and learned a lot about the Christian faith. Why don't you ask me about my religious background before you assume that I have no connection to Christianity at all?

The fact that if you knew a fuck about the life of Jesus you would have never even have considered to make this thread.

you know...maybe he doesn't care about jesus.
maybe he saw the real truth, that christianity is full of hypocrits and hypocrisy...
and he wanted to tell us all about it. maybe, he doesn't give a fuck about people like you.
and maybe, just maybe, neither do i.

i hate it when stupid assholes get on here and assume they know everything, and that everyone else is a fucking retard. if you're gonna call someone out on something, make sure you actually DO know everything. otherwise, get the fuck off of newgrounds.