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Gentlemen.

I request a signature that looks very... "communisty." I would like the main lettering to say "The Photographer." If possible, make the text a bit russian looking, and have it look like it's coming out of one of those old style russian megaphones you'll often see assosciated with pictures of communist things.
Me love you long time.

clicky

At 5/2/09 02:50 PM, andhination wrote: I just read on, and you were spewing bullshit about how you're a better christian than everyone else, and need to apologise for them being ignorant.
Fuck you, get off the high horse.

i feel sorry for you.

At 5/2/09 02:44 PM, andhination wrote:

At 5/2/09 02:39 PM, RadicalOne17 wrote: I would like to clear some things up regarding Newground's feelings towards Christians. You think they're stupid, you probably don't like them, and you want them to stop preaching. *Please read the entire thing before flaming on me, thank you.

33% of the world is Christian.
That's 2.2 billion people.
of that 33%, only 5% are actually Christian.

Stopped reading because I know that you're either going to spew some bullshit about how you're a better christian than everyone else, or that most christians are actually atheists and we should feel sorry for the actualy believers.

not true. if you would have continued reading, you would see it's quite the opposite. in a way, i was apologizing on behalf of a lot of people.

At 5/2/09 02:44 PM, aninjaman wrote: Take this debate to one of the threads in politics.
Seeing to many religous debate threads makes me sick.

i considered it, but i didn't think this fell under politics.

I would like to clear some things up regarding Newground's feelings towards Christians. You think they're stupid, you probably don't like them, and you want them to stop preaching. *Please read the entire thing before flaming on me, thank you.

33% of the world is Christian.
That's 2.2 billion people.
of that 33%, only 5% are actually Christian.

Of the 5%, these people go day to day living their lives for god, they live for him and follow the bible.
The latter just says I'm christian, i've read some of the bible, and I go to church every christmas and easter.
These people are generally the stupid ones. Yes, the ones that have a book burning, and the deep south redneck ones you see.

So Radicalone, your calling christians stupid? Sort of, I'm calling a great deal of them stupid and being carnal. Chances are, you've rarely come into contact with the 5% christians I'm talking about. You would have to talk to the people who actually preach if you want to meet them.

heres what the 5% believes: God saved me, and I'm forever indebted to him. he loves me, and I love him back. but I still have to work for god and show him that I love him and thank him for everything hes done. Being a christian can be hard sometimes but its worth it.

here's what the latter believes: God loves me so much! I love god too. and just because I love god i'm a christian and I got to heaven forever! golly, being a christian is fun and easy!

Not true. Not only are they wrong, but they make other christians look bad. They can believe in god, and praise him every christmas and easter, or every sunday. but they aren't true christians. meaning, if it were judgement day, they'd go to hell and be like WTF GOD.

so, i hoped this cleared some things up for you. possibly you had some prejudice because one of the "stupid christians" i talked about tried to preach to you while not even knowing what they were talking about.

:|proof of god?

well, you're here right now. maybe thats something. or maybe you evolved from other animals. where did the first micro organism that supposedly we all evolved came from?

thats a fucking rock.

:captain obvious awaaaaay! *whoosh*

At 5/2/09 01:31 PM, JCA1031 wrote: So you can threaten people who you have argued with on the BBS and either:

1. Actually do what you said you would, which could lead to several possibilites:
1. Winning.
2. Winning and getting arrested.
3. Losing.
4. Death.

Or you could chicken out which will lead to one possibility:
1. Fail.

bwahaha. true.

anway, newgrounds meetups are just for other newgrounders to connect with each other in....*the real world, which we rarely venture into.*

At 5/2/09 11:41 AM, FoxtrotZulu wrote: For me, it was Metal Gear Awesome (1).

twas' google, my good ol' friend.

At 4/28/09 08:16 PM, AntarcticBarbecue wrote: I wonder what I should name him, any ideas? Also I got this thread idea from naming a turtle.

Well my mom just told me we could get a pet, after years of waiting I told her I wanted a piglet. We have a huge yard and I got lots of time for him/her, so I am gonna get a piglet :3.

Also I am all for creative names, my cat right now is named Moose. :3

YOU MEAN YOU STOLE IT FROM ME!

but seriously, bernard. Bernard is the best name for a pig. also that turtle is dead now.

At 4/27/09 10:40 PM, yugimt wrote: Go to chicago. Thats where all the cool guys live.

im not cool, thats why I live in atlanta and have a job opening in michigan.

whelllll....you can get a computer or a laptop for that, cant ya? maybe a really nice used one, anyway.

I have an opportunity to live in a nice apartment on a scenic beach town on Lake Michigan, or I can stay where I am (atlanta.)

Should I go to michigan? I'm highly considering it because the summers there are great, all my family lives up there, and its close to canada incase the zombies attack. the only con is that the winters there suck, and that david spade has a villa somewhere there.

i fucking lol'd. not a single white person in that vid.

i lol'd.

just say you didnt do it. just say those people dont like you and just want you in trouble.

i wonder if peta will get on my ass about this turtle.

people would have to criticize me for being christian to a great extent.

cos bob is stoopid.

hell to the yes. plungers are sexy.

probably went to a few pronzor websites.

thank you all for the suggestions. i have decided that from this moment on, his (or her, i didn't check) name will be Speedy.

At 4/27/09 07:49 PM, Phobotech wrote: "Meeplebreen"...if nothing else, for the sheer goofiness and originality.

wait i got it, meeple!

comeer' meeple, good turtle :D

that is without a doubt the most badass boat i have ever seen. i am so fucking in. arrrrr, bitches.

i shall accompany you on this journey. the zombie pig virus is nothing to laugh about.

:hehe.

At 4/27/09 07:42 PM, Wrathlust wrote: Mr. Moggles.

thats a good one!

I'm thinkin of naming it Herbert, or maybe Brad. Do you have any suggestions?

dude you are sooooooo fucked. but if you can, punch him as hard as you can in the stomach, itll knock the breath out of him and hell fall over. and this has happened to me and ive done this to people, it knocks their sit up. when you get the breath knocked out of you you can barely move and you cant breathe, and it lasts like 30 seconds. but yeah, while hes on the ground just wail on his face.

but most likely, your just really fucked.

At 4/27/09 01:07 PM, Mechabloby wrote: 4chan <3

my god that is an excellent plan.

You're watching the news and an world wide pandemic of the Zombie Virus is declared. You look out the window, there are zombies outside, there are people trying desperately to escape.

What do you do?
Please, no ridiculous answers. This is serious and for educational purposes only.

I would first stockpile my loft, then barricade the door to my apartment, get my neighbor Paul to bash open a hole in the wall up in the loft so we can hang out, then destroy the staircase to my loft. If all goes well, meaning the army takes control and evacuates us, then it stops there. After a month, if help does not come, I would be willing to try and escape with Paul. (We have discussed this multiple times after reading the zombie survival guide.) We would find the best possible time for when the least zombies are around, loot some mountain bikes from the sports authority across from us (Bikes, because they don't need fuel.), and ride over to the gun store down the street, assuming it hasn't already been looted. We would further arm ourselves, and ride out of the city, and ride to the mountains, which would likely take a few days. Once we made it to the mountains, its unlikely we'd find many undead there, the high altitude, along with scarce populations in the first place, and that most of the people there are rednecks and most likely are armed, then we would probably be able to survive there until it all blows over.

Now, assuming that we are attacked by a mega horde of zombies up in the mountains, we would try and hold them off, if we are overrun, we would retreat and attempt to find the next stronghold at the nearest urban location.

oh great, swine flu. but heres another problem. illegal immigration just got worse.

how much worse? well, infected illegal immigrants coming into the US, and then going to various cities around the country. What's going to happen?