I wish for everything what you just said to be true, but I have a question.
Why did we 'log in' to this world?

Stroke the shaft, lick the tip, don't swallow.

At 10/23/09 06:52 PM, LBRocker wrote: Rihanna is hot. That black eye gives me a hard on.

It's just because she looks like a pirate. You are - I mean, have a pirate fetish.

At 10/23/09 06:58 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: My friend ate one with eight patties for 8/8/08.

In Japan? I heard the number 8 is said to bring luck.

Chat should have more NG styled smileys imo. Other than that, freakin' sweet.

NG Log has all the fucntions you'll ever need.

At 10/20/09 02:06 PM, Jonas wrote: All you have to do is comment in this topic and answer these questions.

Kay-O.

When did you first learn about Newgrounds?

I found it while looking for the sequels of this flash:

Mario Brothers - Part I, by Phantasmagoria-crow Type: Movie Rating: Ages 13+

: What do you most enjoy about the site?

At first it was the games and movies. Back in '06 I especially enjoyed the mario collection and video game spoofs in general. Nowadays my main reason for coming here are the forums, I still watch movies and play games though.

Given one day at the reins of the site, what would you change, what would you fix?

I'd try to find a good solution for the problem of the flash portal, namely the loads of crap flashes passing through it. Also, chat lolol.

Is there anything you miss, that you'd like to see back? (I.E. Old Blam/Save Animations)

Oh man, I'm remembering the old whistle flash. Blow my whistle baby... But I guess animated signatures would be the first thing I'd bring back.

I can understand when people are disappointed about a delay, but most of the time it's worth waiting a couple more months.

At 10/21/09 03:39 PM, KennyKiller2000 wrote: And also you're a fast zombie like in Left 4 Dead or 28 Days Later. Not a slow one like in a lot of them.

Compete for gold in 400 metres/ high jump.

Are you looking for names for all of them or are you just keeping one or something?
Clyde, lolol.

Fatal Furry: King of Felines, Couch Invaders?

/r/ picture of heavy fighting tank.

At 10/20/09 01:35 PM, Ejit wrote: BTW, even if you get a pidgeon, I currently have 4 homeless hedgehogs in a cat basket. So I win.

I raised two itty bitty teeny tiny pidgeons this summer.
I remember when I found two baby hedgehogs in a hole in the ground. Their mother = roadkill :(

Can't you threaten them with something along the lines of 'Do your job properly or you won't get paid because, well, you didn't do anything.'? I can't think of anything else, considering you are out of actors.

At 10/20/09 03:31 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 10/20/09 03:10 PM, Elios wrote: but i just can reach these kids.

HOW DO I REACH THESE KIDS???

They need to RESPECT YOUR AUTORITEH!

As already stated, we are omnivores. I once read that an average person should eat about 100 gram meat per week. We could do without though.

At 10/20/09 03:33 PM, Eddyking wrote:

At 10/20/09 03:29 PM, Eddyking wrote: So what say you NG, is vegetarianism the natural diet of Homo sapiens sapiens?

Fixed.

Uh I think not.

Hey, I remember you from... around.
Happy Birthday duder.

At 10/19/09 09:47 PM, puddinN64 wrote: my opponents

Haha, serious business.

So, who won?
Oh, oh you were finished? Well then allow me to retort.
What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

I stopped when he/she stepped on the child.
That's fucked up.

Well, I don't know really. I'd tell you to visit Maget Engie but you prolly won't like the micspam, also the server is in the UK.

Did you bring a light?

Maggotry.

lol, pot. Still haven't tried that shit.

At 10/18/09 12:56 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: So I just got kicked for slot reservation during a kritz

One of the reasons I don't play on pub servers. Find yourself a nice, comfortable server and become friends with the regulars. ++fun is guaranteed.

Hot damn, this looks pretty fucking great. Awesome job Mori, as usual.

At 10/17/09 05:34 PM, Crink wrote:

At 10/17/09 05:19 PM, Aigis wrote:

At 10/17/09 04:26 PM, Jerich0 wrote: Ditto.

Venusaur.

Charizard.

Blastoise.

Everybody should have voted for Gordon for +free games. B)

Something happened at StickAM?

Haha, that was good. Apparently all the text was taken from a christian fundamentalist forum which makes this even funnier.

Valve are the biggest trolls alive. They make these L4D2 boycotters rage, they make people at TF2 rage because of MEDUHLS and HATS and HALOS, they make Nintendo fans rage by helping Gordon in an insignificant internet competition.
Valve, Troll Inc.