Well, this didn't work.

I still think that we need an Ace Ventura-like mod, but Jamoke is great as well. Alrighty then.
JAMOKE IS CREDIT TO TEAM!

Hey everybody, did the news get around about a guy named (Butcher) Pete.
Happy Birthday Pete, it's nice to have you around here. Now go out and get hooked up.

At 7/3/09 05:42 PM, chowderbalboa wrote: Woody the Woodpecker.

First thing that came to my mind.

At 7/3/09 08:09 AM, Fusezilla wrote: Also, does this crew of a group on Steam Community?

Newgrounds Team Fortress 2

Reminder: Tommorow, 4 PM EST, is match time on Ak's server.
Grabbin' IP: 72.89.130.67:27015

At 7/3/09 01:19 AM, Aksumka wrote: Just so you guys know I'm not keeping the server up all the time anymore. If you want to use it for whatever reason, drop me a line. I'll probably stop being an asshole and give some of you admin again.

Alright, there's no reason to keep it up all the time. It'd be sweet if you could get it online tommorow and give someone admin too. At least for tommorow.

Also, loads of quotes from the Mother series.

I think I'll have to agree on Scientology. Other than that, dunno.

At 7/2/09 05:34 PM, Steak89 wrote: I don't know if this is real. I hope it is.

Sorry to burst your bubble mate.

And that, Taco, is why I don't play on 32 slot server.

I call them undecisive.

At 6/30/09 09:58 AM, citricsquid wrote: My dickshit internet connection dies when it rains.

Holy shit, that's terrible. Call your provider or something, they should get that checked out.

At 6/29/09 06:32 AM, Maxxx01 wrote: Racoon, if you had a better gpu, your PC would be awesome!

Seriously? I don't know much about gpu's, which one would you recommend?

Check this out mofo:
Intel Core 2 Quad @ 2.5 Ghz
4 Gigs of RAM
1000 Gigabyte HDD that's almost a terabyte BIOTCH!
Nvidia GeForce 120 GT
Dunno 'bout the other shit 'cause I'm too ballin' too care.
DAYUM!

At 6/28/09 06:31 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 6/28/09 06:25 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: We are on Newgrounds. We all suck.

And this is the kind of "wit" that I expected and resent.

I have to agree with you there, these jokes are getting really old. 'We are all dumb', 'No girls' etc.

It's because you don't care and he does.

At 6/28/09 06:20 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: There should have been atleast 50 threads honoring Billy Mays.

He sold crap on television.

Skins I'm using:
Scout: Lightsaber (Bat)
Spy: Pokedex (Disguise Kit), Awesome faic masks for the disguises
Pyro: Gibson Explorer (Axe)
Sniper: Hylian Shield (Razorback)
Heavy: Top Hat + Monocle (Football Helmet), Glowing Bullets (Natascha)
Demoman: Grenade Skin, RED logo on red grenades and BLU on blue grenades.
Engineer: Dispenser Skin, changes the colour of that line thing on top of Level 3 dispensers, Build/Demolish calculator/button changed to Nintendo DS lite.
Medic: Animated line (dammit, what do you call that?) on side of the Blutsauger. Comes in BLU and RED.

At 6/28/09 11:30 AM, PsycoticDemon wrote: They mislabeled it, and HAD to sell it to me at that price. :DDDDDD

They HAD to? Why? Some law or something?

The Flag of Turkey.

Yeah, about the levels. What are they going to do? Make the special ability of a weapon stronger (e.g. Sandman stuns longer, Kritzkrieg ubercharge lasts longer, etc.)? Or maybe increase the damage (which would be really, really dumb)?
Also, what is the highest level? I think it's 100 since, well, I have found a Level 100 Sandman.

Woooooo, replied in the same minute sweeper! High five!

Beat ya to it though.

At 6/27/09 04:16 PM, TheWhatsit wrote: How the fuck do I enter in the IP, thus bringing me to our server?

Open the server browser in-game, go to favorites. Down there is a button, 'Add server', just paste the IP in there, refresh and done.

Don't forget, we have a match in about 4 hours on Ak's server.
IP for you newbies: 72.89.130.67:27015
Downloaded a couple of skins today, my favorite one is a replacement for Heavies football helmet. Top hat + monocle.
HIDE UNSOPHISTICATED COWARDS!

Take a wild guess.

Evil villain looking for henchmen in order to achieve supreme victory against sunlight.

Oh god no, I got my wisdom teeth removed two and a half years ago. It's funny when you wake up and you're all dizzy or high or whatever, but once the pain starts to kick in, boy oh boy. I drank soup from a straw at first. Cold soup. Disgusting.

At 6/26/09 08:45 AM, Sweeper128 wrote:

At 6/26/09 07:48 AM, Racoonmario wrote: Fixed Dead Ringer damage reduction exploit involving Spy taunting

My reaction.

Not this?

Just because ich bin deutsch? Das is very unakzeptabel!

Fixed Dead Ringer damage reduction exploit involving Spy taunting

My reaction.

- Fixed a bug where the spy's watch would randomly change models during play

I reported this to Valve. I'm a god. Or not, w/e.

Love this update and what they did to the spy watches. Now all we need is better backstab detection, hurrrrr.

Oh Rig, your modding will be dearly missed. But hey, you'll be back sometime and it'll be hammertime again.