PaperBat, obviously didn't get the previous post, but I'll take part 10 as well. The part I sent you doesn't fit Part 5, but I'll do another part for Part 5 anyway.
TL;DR: Parts 5 & 10 plz.

Hate to be a pain (lies: I love being an inconvient mofo) but is it possible to swap me into Part 10? Just realised my part is longer than I anticipated...

At 11/15/08 03:05 PM, PaperBat wrote: Nobody wants to join? :c

Give it some time. People will want to join, just wait.

Count me in. I'll take Part 5 if that's ok with everyone?
Yep?
Delicious.

Kick her in the gro-
Oh wait.

Some of the comics are pretty funny, but I agree, they're nothing up against the show.

It's horrendously cheap and I don't see how he can be having much fun. Create some system where you shout "Cheapness" and slap him if he uses the same move so many times consecutively. If that doesn't help, then maybe you should find someone else to play with.

In an ideal world, I'd get a burger from Burger King, fries from McDonald's and some chicken from KFC. Unfortunately, I really can't be bothered. I don't have a preference between McDonald's and Burger King, whichever queue is smaller.

It starts at sundown basically. That's the usual impression I get. I haven't had any trick or treaters today. Probably because this village is stuffed full of old women. Boring desu.

Dear Batman,
Did I leave my sweater at your place? I can't find it anywhere but I remember wearing it to yours last Saturday when you bought Smash Bros. If you see it, let me know.
Thanks,
Penguin
x

At 10/31/08 06:23 PM, Texsk8er56 wrote: When you stab someone, another word for it is "knife"...

EX " Yo homes he gonna knife you ese!"

Well...

If thats the case, Punching someone could be fisting them, am i right?

"Yo homes you fisted the shit outta him ese!"

People say that though.
Likewise, shooting someone is gunning them.
Having secks is dicking.
Kicking someone is footing...I think.

Ruairi: We're sorry, there were no results for the information you entered.

That's what my name means?
Fuck.

Let's try a different spelling.
Rory: Red King.

Sounds sexy.

At 10/31/08 06:12 PM, BlaZe016H wrote: Learn ninja moves, assholes.

That's all the persausion I need.

Been there, done that.
*yawn*

Sitting on a bus with a bunch of strangers who don't know eachother and who sit in silence for fifteen minutes.
Awkward.

How would this guy masturbate?
He would come out of his hand as well.
Weird. And pleasurable.

Sit outside your door with a shotgun and whenever anyone walks past, say "Don't you come by this house again".
Voila! No trick or treaters for ten years.

Bus to town: £0.90
McDonalds Happy Meal: £2.50
Bus back: £0.90

'bout a fiver?

That man is beautiful.
Great show too.

Tell on him.
Works for me.

At 10/31/08 02:05 PM, CALBOB66 wrote: how does one become a mod?

Ask them if you can be a mod.

Seems like a perfectly normal conversation to me.

The mods are doing their job: abiding by the rules and making others do the same. Some mods may be more strict than others but that's just the way they roll. Abide by the rules and not much can go wrong.

Man I love pot noodles

Actually, I enjoy the smell of most peoples farts.
Apart from when Dela farted on his pillow on the plane from Japan and stuck it in my face. It was a big wet one as well...

My imagination creates my own video games. I have conceived about 20+ games with stories and ideas for Wii controls solely from daydreaming.

Also, I guarantee 9\10 of people will say they imagine porn.

At 10/31/08 10:08 AM, Electric-Bla wrote:

At 10/31/08 09:53 AM, SymbolCymbal wrote: Systema is rated as one as the most effective martial arts for hand to hand combat.

Just looked it up on Youtube. Holy fucking shit monkeys from hell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7_dzu4TQ Ds

Fucking ouch. Why is there violence in the world?

At 10/31/08 09:18 AM, Fences wrote: So, which style is the most devastating?

Anything involving a hadouken.
Or an 8 year old white belt.
Overkill alert.

At 10/31/08 09:26 AM, Lare wrote: Jogging in jeans. Okay.

Because that's the main focus point of this video.

I'd make up rules and delete TomFulp's news posts.
Then go and unlock all the threads on page 13,974 of the General forum and do some bumping.
Fun times...

Is Tramps some kind of Agony Aunt columnist?
It seems like a half decent theory. Not so sure about the cucumber concept. She may think it's some sexual innuendo...