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Author Search Results: 'Qwazal'

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Topic: Hillarious comment

Posted: 11/22/09 10:25 AM

Forum: General

At 11/22/09 10:16 AM, JonDahlen wrote: - I'm posting to ask if there is any way to report a troll?

Not really, just ban and delete comment from your profile if it is forum/art/flash/audio related just pm a mod.


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Topic: Hillarious comment

Posted: 11/22/09 08:38 AM

Forum: General

At 11/22/09 08:20 AM, Mismo wrote: This is the user
Josef-Fritzl

Troll account.


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Topic: Stickam Newgrounds Chat

Posted: 11/21/09 06:12 PM

Forum: General

BOBO is here, gtf in!

ps- he has more hats than col does.

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Topic: Happy Birthday Wade!

Posted: 11/17/09 12:32 AM

Forum: General

TheWade? Well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


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Topic: What causes a man to do such things

Posted: 11/14/09 06:31 PM

Forum: General

You get used to it, eventually it won't even faze you.


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Topic: How to not be a Tool?

Posted: 11/14/09 06:43 AM

Forum: General

First you must learn what about being a tool; life expectancy, actions, breathing patterns, personality, etc
Then, (and this is the important part) you don't do those things.

This may be a bit advanced for you, is anyone willing to give a layman's version?


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Topic: Stickam Newgrounds Chat

Posted: 11/08/09 05:11 PM

Forum: General

ROOLES OF STICKAM

^Important stuff.


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Topic: Happy Birthday Sensationalism!

Posted: 11/04/09 04:23 AM

Forum: General

A happy birthday wish is all I can give you. I am still working on that upside-down taco you have been wanting so very much.


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Topic: Attn: Bbs Users

Posted: 11/04/09 12:00 AM

Forum: General

Needledick.


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Topic: Being an intern...

Posted: 10/28/09 10:27 PM

Forum: General

At 10/28/09 10:11 PM, RKthrilla wrote:
At 10/28/09 10:01 PM, Qwazal wrote:
What is your current job and how much does it pay compared to the higher?
Janitor/bag boy at Kroger... Minimum wage, $8.00 an hour.

Do the people at your current job like you as much as the people who want you to be an intern?
Nope.

How much will not having a job affect you?
Not a whole lot, but having extra money is nice.

Will you enjoy working for whatever your interning for?
I would imagine so.

Do you like your current job?
Nope

What will you be doing at the place you might intern at?
Not really sure...

Which is more convenient? (easier) (closer to where you live)
They're both about the same distance.

Hours?
I work usually 12 to 20 hours a week at my current job.

What are the employees and staff, bosses, etc like?
At Kroger they are alright, not sure about the newspaper thing.

Well, from the looks of it, go with the internship. Bosses love that.

But before deciding, find out exactly what you are doing at the place you might intern at, pay, difficulty, hours, what the people are like, how this can help you in the future/what you can learn and whether or not you want to pursue future jobs in the same line of work, or something different. And if possible, see when you can expect to be paid.

After that, it is really up to you. Hope I didn't forget anything!


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Topic: Being an intern...

Posted: 10/28/09 10:01 PM

Forum: General

At 10/28/09 09:48 PM, RKthrilla wrote: I got a message from a guy/manager/whatever who works with my towns news paper, and he said that the staff and himself love my witty yet tasteful comments on their facebook page, and he asked me if I wanted to be an intern.. Also they have been printing out photoshoops I have made and have been hanging them up in their office, so that's pretty cool.

Not sure if I want to do it, I wouldn't get payed and I already have a job, but the internship could escalate into a well paying job, I'm only 16 so this is pretty cool..

What do you think, should I do it?

What is your current job and how much does it pay compared to the higher?
Do the people at your current job like you as much as the people who want you to be an intern?
How much will not having a job affect you?
Will you enjoy working for whatever your interning for?
Do you like your current job?
What will you be doing at the place you might intern at?
Which is more convenient? (easier) (closer to where you live)
Hours?
What are the employees and staff, bosses, etc like?


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Topic: Stickam Newgrounds Chat

Posted: 10/26/09 07:13 PM

Forum: General

Holy expletive. Get in here, NOW!

Stickam Newgrounds Chat


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Topic: Does Fred get too much attention?

Posted: 10/25/09 04:37 AM

Forum: General

People need to stop hating Fred. Yeah, he is annoying, but that is just a character he plays. He is entirely different in public. It is just a role. Seriously.


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Topic: Newgrounds in one word.

Posted: 10/25/09 04:33 AM

Forum: General

Cynical.


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Topic: Stickam Newgrounds Chat

Posted: 10/23/09 10:35 PM

Forum: General

Following the vastly popular Gory pictures, I will share one as well.

Included is the link to the current room, which is currently active and quite lively. If I may, I ask that you join the room and partake in the madness.

Room Chink.

Stickam Newgrounds Chat


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Topic: I can't wait to die!

Posted: 10/23/09 08:05 PM

Forum: General

How did Robert A Monroe come to this conclusion?


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Topic: Sleeping Problems?

Posted: 10/23/09 03:36 AM

Forum: General


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Topic: Sleeping Problems?

Posted: 10/23/09 03:19 AM

Forum: General

Are you saying you do not get tired until 4am?


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Topic: Digg 3rd Grade Transformers!

Posted: 10/20/09 02:46 AM

Forum: General

C'mon people! It only has 6 diggs!


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Topic: what is...

Posted: 10/19/09 04:06 AM

Forum: General

It ruins your childhood.

Its a rule of the Internet stating that everything has a porn version, everything.
Even Brave Little Toaster.

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Topic: Super Soakers and Nerf

Posted: 10/18/09 03:42 AM

Forum: General

I used to put needles through the front tip of the darts.


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Topic: Too Fucking Far

Posted: 10/16/09 05:54 PM

Forum: General

Personally, I find the ads to be more appealing than others. We get a whole new skin of the website as opposed to an infuriating rectangle of sorts. The aesthetics are far superior, and do not cause an annoying irregularity by fading into the otherwise boring gray background. This is also more effective than a traditional advert, which many of us have a blocking program for. Remember that Newgrounds is a free website and that this is for the greater good.


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Topic: Ultrabear Unmasked!

Posted: 10/14/09 04:19 AM

Forum: General

Wow, I was WAYY off.


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Topic: Naked X-ray scans at airports

Posted: 10/13/09 05:01 AM

Forum: General

full body scans will also show up breast enlargements, body piercings and a clear black-and-white outline of passengers' genitals.

Sweet.

airport has stressed that the images are not pornographic and will be destroyed straight away.

aww.

Seems the ads on the back of comic books weren't so far-fetched after all. But at 80,000 a machine it seems like a waste of money, especially since it is optional. A simple pat-down should suffice, really.


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Topic: luis and goryblizzard...?

Posted: 10/11/09 05:33 PM

Forum: General

Clearly you play the piano/organ/keyboard, but what do Gory and Luis play?


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Topic: Gentlemanly Rap Songs

Posted: 10/11/09 06:45 AM

Forum: General

Three hundred and sixty-nine expletive deleted you are an attractive individual
please move yourself so you would sock it to me again
Accelerate your body downward, Accelerate your body downward, Accelerate your body downward, Accelerate your body downward, Accelerate your body downward, Accelerate your body downward, Accelerate your body downward,

To the transparent glass used to see or block ones sight in or out of a building,
To the objects arrayed to block unwanted things or people
To the perspiration on my testicular region which is affected by gravity, causing it to go down my scrotum, then coming into contact with my undergarments.
To all of the females move about on their hands and knees
To all bodily fluids excreted from the penis during an orgasm, bodily fluids excreted from the penis during an orgasm, bodily fluids excreted from the penis during an orgasm, bodily fluids excreted from the penis during an orgasm, fornicators with one who gave birth to a child to all bodily fluids excreted from the penis during an orgasm bodily fluids excreted from the penis during an orgasm, Imaginative omniscient being curse an undefined thing

Female small in stature is very mentally ill and inebriated, yet is so new and appealing and cleanly
but is she able to answer the question that has been harassing my mind
this annoying female is also attractive
I have entered this establishment many times
May I trouble you with fondling the line which marks the start of your underwear
The fellow who owns this establishment finds my actions upsetting, and is threatening to have me removed
The person who removes unwanted people is here, looking toward my direction, as something I did was disturbing
The man must be inebriated as well, for he is shouting profanity laced rants in my direction

The same woman is getting crazy and inebriated yet again,
And I enjoy observing her moving various parts of her body
She is now discarding of her attire
She is a woman from Atlanta, I ask that you do not disrespect her because of that
If I were to engage in sexual relations with her, I would part the lips of her vagina much like this
Because the twins of the yin yangs are inside of this place
Finite Jonathan and the East side boys are with me
and everyone of us are fond of seeing a womans buttocks and breasts
Now, bring your fanny to me, common gardening tool
and let me see you move nearer to the floor if you want this unintelligent person


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Topic: Help me Newgrounds!

Posted: 10/07/09 04:23 AM

Forum: General

Did you just call us /n/?


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Topic: Fricken art scouting...

Posted: 10/05/09 02:19 AM

Forum: General

If you need a good opinion, or some advice try asking here, general isn't the best place to ask.


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Topic: Kids Wb!

Posted: 10/04/09 04:05 PM

Forum: General

I remember wasting all of my time watching their line-up.

good times.

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