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Response to: I feel old Posted July 5th, 2011 in General

LOOKING AT BIRDS MAKES YOU LIVE LONGER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I feel old

Response to: "I don't want to reach old age" Posted July 5th, 2011 in General

I RATHER DON'T WANT TO WATCH MY WIFE BECOMING OLD HONESTLY

Response to: Happy Birthday Lorkas! Posted July 5th, 2011 in General

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LIL FUCKER!!!11!11!

Cities Got Weather!!! Posted July 5th, 2011 in General

So I was just going out to see how my plants were doing, and on the way back, I heard a PLOPz.

It started raining, and I watched from the very beginning how the completely dry ground got more and more raindrop marks. I had a nice high position that allowed me to view my whole terrace.

I don't know why, but I considered the process really interesting. I focused on 4 terrace plates and watched how many raindrop marks they got over the minutes, how the leaves of my plants were brought to movement through the rain, and how they became a little more colorful when they were totally wet (which inspired me to open this thread here).

I know you're going to say this isn't worth a thread newgrounds, but I'd like to recommend terrace owners to watch how their terrace and their plants change when it starts raining.

I'm pretty sure you all haven't heard the sounds of raindrops impacting with wet earth, or haven't smelt the smell of rain combined with YOUR plants for a very long time, because you always stay inside when it's raining.

P.S.: Pussies.

Response to: Sideboob Posted July 5th, 2011 in General

At 7/5/11 02:08 PM, Falonefal wrote:
At 7/5/11 01:55 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote:
At 7/5/11 01:30 PM, Falonefal wrote: Manly-Chicken is into Hentai.
WHO TOLD YOU...

Er...

No!

I am a good boy, who is NOT into hentai...
And I'm a black person.

NO FUCK YOU COMMIES ARE RED YOU N00B!!!1!!1!11!!

Response to: Favorite animated movie? Posted July 5th, 2011 in General

Simpsons weren't animated you n00bs, they were drawn!!11!1!!

Response to: Post here if you are a magic dragon Posted July 5th, 2011 in General

At 7/5/11 01:57 PM, Gagsy wrote:
How did I not see that when you posted it?

God I love you.

I just has revived this thread from November, only for Gagsy.

Post here if you are a magic dragon

Response to: Post here if you are a magic dragon Posted July 5th, 2011 in General

At 12/14/10 04:39 PM, Shade wrote: Dragonsh you shay? I though I wash the lasht of my kind.

Tere isn't something like a last dragon!

And if tere is, it looks epics!

Post here if you are a magic dragon

Colorful animals Posted July 5th, 2011 in General

Post them into the greyness!

Treasuries:

Colorful Birds
Colorful Birds II
Macaws
Macaws II
Colorful animals
Colorful Animals II

Also do: Select your favorite color (it should be intense/light) to search for images that have it!

Examples:

Colorful Birds red
Colorful birds green - will show much nature as background, also fine to look at
Colorful Birds blue

Color Newgrounds!

3 ... 2 ... 1 ... GO!

Colorful animals

Response to: Favorite animated movie? Posted July 5th, 2011 in General

At 7/5/11 01:29 PM, LiquidOoze wrote:
At 7/5/11 01:28 PM, Quicksmasher wrote: HOP
Ice Age
There's your mistake.

:DDDDDDDDDDDD

+111111111111111111111111111111111

Response to: "I don't want to reach old age" Posted July 5th, 2011 in General

As soon as they manage to highen the average living expectations of everyone for over 1 year per 1 year, I am immortal!11!!1!!

AND YOURE NOT BECUZ I GOT THE CASH NOT YOOU!1!!!!1!!!

Immortal ... you hear me IMMORTAL

AAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHUGAG!!!!!111!!!oneon e!!!11!

Response to: Newgrounds is becoming a dev corner Posted July 5th, 2011 in General

At 7/5/11 01:24 PM, agustana wrote: Well, I'm still here.

YOURE MEANINGLESS YOU 06ER!!1!!11!!!

At 7/5/11 01:25 PM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote: What are you basing that on? The forums (on the whole) seem to be growing healthily from where I'm sat. Individual forums may appear slower but that's because we have more choice now.

POOZYS WORK NOT YOURS !!!1!!!!11

At 7/5/11 01:25 PM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote: For example it just used to be Flash, but now we have Flash, Animation, Collaboration and Game Maker.

GAMEMAKER IS FOR N00BS!!1!11 IT HAS NOTHING TO SEARCH FOR ON THE FLASH FORUMS, IT'S AN ENEMY OF FLASH!!111!!1 MAKE IT AWAAAIIII

At 7/5/11 01:29 PM, deckheadtottie wrote: Thank God.

TERE IS NO GAWD!!!!1

At 7/5/11 01:04 PM, Quicksmasher wrote: blahblahblahblah [citation needed]

Waiiiit wuuuut

Response to: Newgrounds is becoming a dev corner Posted July 5th, 2011 in General

At 7/5/11 01:13 PM, DrHood wrote: It always has been a dev corner. This site has opened up to pretty much all forms of media outside of video, but that can just be imbedded into Flash anyways.

Hell, we even have a writing forum.

You haven't submitted anything for over 6 years you n0000b!!!

### Who has the same point of view about Newgrounds as TomFulp has then?

"Newgrounds is the only community in the world that can respond to recent happenings around the world with flash movies, games, art and audio".

Cuz I rather don't ... always saw it as more community-based

Response to: How to replace an swf Posted July 5th, 2011 in General

At 7/5/11 01:10 PM, Timchik wrote: Delete system32.

shutdown_winxp32

Response to: I Am An Imaginary Zebra! Posted July 5th, 2011 in General

I like all animals!!!

Especially the ones that start with A-Z!!!

Response to: Which NG user are you jealous of? Posted July 5th, 2011 in General

At 7/3/11 07:41 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: I am jealous of those who find better things to do than to rack up so many posts on the BBS in such a short time, as I have.

Yes, Asandir's the biggest offender in these matters.

Newgrounds is becoming a dev corner Posted July 5th, 2011 in General

We're losing more active members than we're getting with every year, and yet the daily uploaded flashes, audio and art works are increasing.

Tom fulp once said (quoting from memory) "Newgrounds is the only community in the world that can respond to recent happenings around the world with flash movies, games, art and audio".

Are we adapting or did TomFulp overrate us?

Pic related ... animals are always related
Response to: I just got dumped! Posted July 5th, 2011 in General

Watch this movie, it solves all your problem, BELIEVE ME.

I heard a who once as well, I SWEAR TO GAWD.

Response to: I Have A Confession... Posted July 5th, 2011 in General

At 7/5/11 12:52 PM, Quicksmasher wrote: I stopped at the 5th part. The 1st and 2nd were the best, 3rd, 4th and 5th were shit and the 6th and all following were appearently shit.

Horribly underrated shit. And eventually rip off of some other series I want to start reading since years.

It's funny because it's from Poland. Eventually that is stolen, too.

Underrated in matters of people think it's not THAT shitty as it really is.

Response to: I Have A Confession... Posted July 5th, 2011 in General

I stopped at the 5th part. The 1st and 2nd were the best, 3rd, 4th and 5th were shit and the 6th and all following were appearently shit.

Horribly underrated shit. And eventually rip off of some other series I want to start reading since years.

It's funny because it's from Poland. Eventually that is stolen, too.

Response to: Everything's done, relax Posted July 2nd, 2011 in General

At 7/2/11 04:19 PM, Rummy0 wrote:
At 7/2/11 04:15 PM, Quicksmasher wrote: Okay, I admit, I was high yesterday night. I don't know if I was dreaming or not, but I did crazy stuff with my soft toys and other things that I found in my bed (OH. MY. GAWD.)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You're not relaxed enough, Rummeh!

Response to: What size shoe do you wear? Posted July 2nd, 2011 in General

At 7/2/11 04:18 PM, Asandir wrote:
At 7/2/11 04:16 PM, Quicksmasher wrote: 45 for European size, if someone can translate that into UK size. 10 1/2 eventually.
Well, 45 for males is an eleven.

Ah, the UK size is just the European Size - 34.

Ok, now I understand it.

Response to: What size shoe do you wear? Posted July 2nd, 2011 in General

45 for European size, if someone can translate that into UK size. 10 1/2 eventually.

Everything's done, relax Posted July 2nd, 2011 in General

You've posted on Newgrounds, got your 10 experience points, wrote a respond to your friends comments who were taking a look at the news post you added to your blog today, and you fulfilled all other daily NG duties. You log off, brush your teeth and go to bed.

Continue the story. You get your small laptop out that is hidden below your bed and watch some porn? You masturbate, have sex with your bedcover, imagine your cushion is the face of your favorite celebrity you're touching?

What happens?

Okay, I admit, I was high yesterday night. I don't know if I was dreaming or not, but I did crazy stuff with my soft toys and other things that I found in my bed (OH. MY. GAWD.)

But now to you, re-read the first paragraph and try to continue it in a way that it's interesting to read ;o)

This shall be a nice Newgrounds-evening ending thread
Response to: If you and your NG best friend... Posted July 2nd, 2011 in General

Asandirmashrobot

Response to: Are New Users That Easy To Spot? Posted July 2nd, 2011 in General

At 7/2/11 04:08 PM, Asandir wrote: Well, not all new users are like that, some of them read the rules and the frequently asked questions, before they start to post.

Since Asandir's Arrival: 1%

rounded up
Response to: Newgrounds Stickam Chat Posted July 2nd, 2011 in General

At 7/2/11 02:45 PM, HayBayBee wrote: I had mine first
At 7/2/11 02:45 PM, Bees wrote: its ok babe im fighting for you in here

Are you fucking retarded. I know you had yours first 1-Bee, you were just the second user who had a post wipe that I noticed on the same day, and 2-Bees was the first I noticed.

I stop understanding the Stickam community.

Response to: Has anyone here been busted for Posted July 2nd, 2011 in General

At 7/2/11 03:56 PM, EpicFail wrote: I don't pirate I'm not a thief.

How does pirating make you a thief?
How does thiefing make you a pirate?

omfgz thiefing
Response to: notice to internet and gamers Posted July 2nd, 2011 in General

At 7/2/11 03:53 PM, tox wrote:
At 7/2/11 03:45 PM, Quicksmasher wrote:
At 7/2/11 03:43 PM, tox wrote:
At 7/2/11 03:28 PM, Quicksmasher wrote:
sooo HA you can go fuck your self masher
I hope you wanted to quote Newgrundling and not me ...
listen bud..
unless there is massive outcry from newgrounds, 4chan, facebook, youtube, myspace, redit, funnyjunk, wiki, devient art, thousands of other lesser forum pages, photo bucket, google, yahoo, live, baidu, blogger, MSN, tencent, twitter, amazon, wordpress, ebay, bing.
almost everything!
our lives we have made, our existence that we have sought after, our breath in the morning.
its all gone. gone.

YOU AGAIN QUOTED THE WRONG USER YOU MOTHERFUCKER. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK SHIT FUCK CUNT! I never said that!

At 7/2/11 03:28 PM, Quicksmasher wrote:

Hey toxypoxy, you're the 3rd or 4th to make a thread about this.

You know why?

Because such people doing such videos are exploiting youtubes advertising and subscribtion system ANYWAYS.

Therefore, only those people complain ... and make such videos.

Nice notice, right tox?

At 7/2/11 03:46 PM, Newgrundling wrote:

(2) shall be imprisoned not more than 5 years, fined in the amount set forth in this title, or both, if--
(A) the offense consists of 10 or more public performances by electronic means, during any 180-day period, of 1 or more copyrighted works; and
(B)(i) the total retail value of the performances, or the total economic value of such public performances to the infringer or to the copyright owner, would exceed $2,500; or
(ii) the total fair market value of licenses to offer performances of those works would exceed $5,000;

How does that impact Newgrounds?

/QUOTING

Would you finally open your eyes, please?

He did it first :(