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Ok so I just read this article about a few hours today about Rockstar being cancelled. The CEO of Rockstar Games officially announced that they were no longer marketing the game nor releasing it. What was originally the most anticipated game of 2013 is not even going to be released? Like seriously what the fuck! How can they do this stupid shit are you fucking kidding me?! I've been waiting for this game for months and there telling us now there not going to release it?! Fuck you Rockstar!

Link is right here: http://adf.ly/SW7Wi

I can't find the article I forgot the link but I did find a video of the cancellation right here. This is from the CEO of Rockstar.

PHILADELPHIA - 35 year old Tom Fulp was arrested after paying an undercover officer disguised as a prostitute $3,500 in cash at a back alley on Race Street. When police searched his house, they found tremendous amounts of marijuana and cocaine stashed under his living room couch. He is currently being held at the Federal Detention Center in Philadelphia on $25,000 bond.

Holy shit!

I'm sorry, I couldn't find an article I'm too lazy to search it but I did find this video of him on the news. I live in Norristown which is about 6 miles away from Philadelphia and when I saw Tom Fulp on the news I was shocked! I can't believe he would do this. This is not the Tom Fulp I know.

Link to video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

At 7/4/13 12:17 PM, dogpup4 wrote:

At 7/4/13 11:36 AM, Sielumetsien wrote: It would be a blow if they come out for PC. I can spend endless time to make mods.

I'd really love to see the ENB series mods on GTA V. What people have done with GTA IV and San Andreas is awesome so far, I can't wait for GTA V mods (if they release the game on PC - I'm sure they will despite RDR not coming to PC).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R75ilrOqQLM

In freshman year of college I had a math teacher was 26 (5.5/10), and a was an aquantence of a few of my friends. She was known for being slutty and giving good head.

Anyway, it was almost the end of the semester and my grade was fucked (terrible at math + freshman not giving a fuck = 51%)) in course) went to a friend's house party one night and she was there, drunk. I starting talking with her and noticed she was flirting a bit with me. She asked me how hard I've been studying for the final because I needed to get a really good score on it to be able to pass the class. I told her I really needed to pass but didn't understand the material blab blah blah, so we set up a time where she could tutor me the next week.

Tutoring time comes and she's helping me understand some shit I wasn't getting and still being flirty with me. We end up seeing each other again at a different friend's party that next weekend (right before finals week) she's drunk and hanging all over me right when I get there. I tell her that I'm pretty sure I'm going to fail the test and the class and will have to retake it. Then she dropped this bomb ill never forget:
"If you let me suck your cock Ill make sure you pass my class "

my mind was obliterated at this statement and I couldn't believe my ears.
"lets go" I said.
we go into my buddies bedroom upstairs and she pushes me onto the edge of the bed and immediately unzips my zipper and pulls my pants down. She starts going to town and holy shit was she good at it. I came, she got up and we went back to the part and I got shitfaced.

Monday rolls around and I'm taking my math final. Slutty BJ teacher says hi to me just like everyone else and I take the test and I know I'm bombing it big time. Hand it in, say bye, and leave the room wondering if she really meant what she said at the party. A few weeks go by and my grades come online... holy FUCK she gave me an A. My mind was blown once again and I wished all my classes were that easy.

I know, TL;DR, but I just had to share.

I got suspended from youtube!!! How the fuck did I get suspended I don't even have any videos WTF?!

This is why you should not get the Xbox One.

https://www.facebook.com/AStonedSniper/posts/586248108073237

This is why you should not get the Xbox One.

https://www.facebook.com/AStonedSniper/posts/586248108073237

Many, many reasons why this long time microsoft fan won't be buying an Xbox One. Most of this is copy-pasta'd from other sources but 99% of the stuff in this is cited with sources. "Alright, if youâEUTMre a consumer and youâEUTMre considering picking up the new Xbox One console, then please, take a moment to listen to me. Before we begin, no, I am not a fanboy or a hater. I have no console Bias. I have a PS3, Xbox 360, Wii, and a Gaming PC. Each has their pros and cons but now onto business...

Photoshop Patrick Star in shock.

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In this thread we discuss NFL Super Bowl XLVII.

and Since I'm from California I'm in 49

Just bought a shit load of chicken and beer.

This thread is for those out there who are interested in building their own computer or have an interest in PC gaming or computers in general.

If you have any questions about computer hardware, we will gladly answer you.

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(CNN) -- A convicted felon and his 23-year-old nephew plotted to castrate and murder pop singer Justin Bieber, police said Thursday.

Mark Staake, 41, and his nephew, Tanner Ruane, are wanted in New Mexico on two counts of conspiracy to commit murder and two counts of conspiracy to commit aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, according to police in Vermont and New Mexico.

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help me plz i was trying to upload a flash and it gave me an error i tried 10 times and it keeps saying an error has encountered please try later

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damn african american

You fucked my dog? What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Help newgrounds!!!!

Story: When we had sex I was in the Mercedes. And I ain't crazy but if that's my baby then we gonna have to name the lil' baby Mercedes

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

9/11 was planned by the United States Government.

There were bombs planted inside the building before the plane even hit the world trade center. Just look at the videos, you know it's true and that I'm right.

I actually saw this video 2 days and it like 1 million views after it was posted.

I looked at his channel and he had 0 subscribers. Now he has 200+

How the fuck did this get so many views??!?!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sHMoXjBa5Q&feature=plcp&cont ext=C438f8f9VDvjVQa1PpcFNFsk4lhSZxnh5EmNCng0rR2bgaxmYzMfM%3D

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come on guys this is great try it!!!

Hey NG, I know this isn't really related to the topics you usually make but you really gotta try this because it really works!!!

1. Go to your kitchen and find a nice metal spoon. Tea spoons work too but normal ones are better.
2. Get yourself a lighter, the bigger the flame the better.
3. Get some duct tape and wrap it around the handle. About 4-6 layers.
4. Start heating up the spoon with the lighter. Make it really hot. Holding it just above the flame for about 2 minutes should work.
5. Go to faucet and turn on cold water at full force.
6. Hold the spoon directly under the faucet.
7. Shit massive bricks.
8. Post results.

Here's another article that's much better than the other two...

http://gizmodo.com/5890825/lulzsec-leader-betrays-all-of-ano nymous

Sabu was arrested in June 2011 and identified as Hector Xavier Monsegur, a 28-year old unemployed father of two from New YorkâEUTMs Lower East Side. On August 15, he pleaded guilty to several hacking charges and agreed to cooperate with the FBI. Over the following seven months he successfully unmasked the other members of the group.

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/03/07/lulzsec-hacker-spi lls-over-drinks/
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/03/06/hacking-group-lulz sec-swept-up-by-law-enforcement/

If it wasn't for Tom Flup, he wouldn't have newgrounds. He made newgrounds what it is today.

Also, if you get to level 60, you get naked pics of Tom Flup.

I just ask a simple question about politics omegle and then this happens...

http://bit.ly/zTW5Xs