So, I bet that most of you who've heard of PTR programs think it's a scam. I used to think that too! Now one of my friends finally convinced me to join one, and after reading just a couple hundred advertisements(I didn't really buy any of them)I got my first paycheck! Now, we BOTH can get more money and read LESS advertisements. I'll tell you how, but first register at alertpay.com. Why? Well because that's where bux.to(the PTR program)sends the money. After registering there click here and register with the same e-mail you used at alertpay.com. Under the refferer my bux username will appear so I get some extra money. As a refferer I DO NOT take part of your money, if you make a dollar I make a dollar, it isn't shared so you don't lose any money. Now just click ads and just by clicking an ad and waiting 30 seconds(you don't even have to read the ad or do a survey)you get money!

For those of you who don't know what PTR programs are or didn't already figure it out it's programs that pay you just to read advertisements, and unless you're dumb you can just ignore what the advertisements say(they usually want to take your money). So once again, register at alertpay.com then click here to get some easy money without doing anywork other that moving a mouse. This is not a scam, it's completely free to join and all packages and premium offers are optional and can be ignored.

At 5/26/08 07:19 PM, Guest8792 wrote: I'm not a nerd! I am the most popular jock in school, and I'm extremely rich and I have a ton of girlfriends I fuck everyday and I own over 9000 lambo's that sit in the giant garage of my big-ass mansion. So im not a nerd, i'm to 1337 to be.

lol...loser

Didn't she say it was a school essay? Not much choice there is there?

The Kitty Krew would die...horribly.

Write "Zodomizer".

It's kind of obvious, we'd kill the least intelligent of us (about 60%) then become the smartest and most powerful nation with the remaining 40% destroying or absorbing all other countries.

At 5/24/08 10:41 PM, Scaler100 wrote: A COCKSICKLE

WINNER! A cocksickle, that's so obvious now that I see it.

At 5/24/08 09:27 PM, Jezuz wrote: We could travel by foot to China from Iraq. We'd lose Iraq, sure, but it's a great base to troop up before we attack.

That is incredibly stupid. First of all, you think the troops would happily march 3000 miles so they can be slaughtered in China because of their exhaustion? Secondly, what we'd REALLY do is something gay, like send politicians to end the war before it starts. If that fails then we'd try and nuke them, but then do nothing because the population density in China would cause more civilians than military to be killed. So basically we'd just send more troops to China to keep the war over there while we get fat and lazy over here(all while continuing the war in Iraq). We are truly a stupid country I am sorry to say.

At 5/23/08 10:35 PM, kaiser-d wrote:

You are also wrong. Your mom is a dumb fuck if she has 9 kids. There is absolutely no fucking reason to have that many kids in this day and age. You can NOT give all of them the attention they need to grow into well adjusted adults, and you probably cannot afford to raise all of them without the rest of us having to pay for your fucking welfare (I am not a republican or conservative FYI, I know you are thinking it right about here).

Also if some stupid fucker wants to drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels and wrap his Ford F150 around an interstate oak tree at 110 mph, let the fucker die. Do not take him to the hospital, do not try to save him. Future generations will thank you, because his dumbfuck genes are not going to pollute our quickly evaporating gene puddle to the point where they cannot spell their own name, but can still find their way around an Xbox controller in their sleep. Some stupid bastard wants to go cram McDonalds cheeseburgers into his throat until his neck weighs 85 pounds then whine about the injustice when he gets heart problems? Let that dipshit's heart explode. Most of the health problems that plague us are the result of our own stupidity. Some of it is genetic, but if you know your family has a history of problems, don't fucking do things that will set them off. If you have cancer and you don't smoke, sure, we can help your medical bills with our taxes. If you smoke 2 packs a day, fuck off. Now if this guy with rotting lungs happens to knock up some girl, congratulations kid, you are predisposed to emphazema. And if he smoked in the house while mommy was pregnant, your predisposed to nicotine addiction too. Solve this tragedy by yoinking the fucker's health insurance so he can't even breathe long enough to bust a nut inside whatever crazy bitch would fuck him. Problem solved. Ok now commence flaming, I know it's coming after this.

That's fucking hilarious because it's so damn true! We should have everyone in the United States take and I.Q test and kill anyone that scored under 110. I know Psychologists say 95 is average but look at all the AVERAGE people walking the Earth. What ABOVE AVERAGE means today meant MILDLY COMPETENT 50 years ago. The only exceptions would be third-world countries where people treat an i-pod like we would treat a flying car(which HAS been invented along with the air powered car but the media would rather concentrate on Hannah Montana or 500th addition that your i-pod MUST have).

Chicken shit?

Fiesta, its awesome and free and the people who pay for the extra stuff are NOT overpowered like in other games. But please god NOT runescape!

A drumstick?

Well you guys can keep posting here if you like, hopefully a mod will find it in his/her heart to move the topic.

I'm fine with them EXISTING, but really, I don't like them. It's not just the obvious reasons like "Ugh, what if that dude is checking me out" but also it feels very unnatural (and this is coming from a guy with no religion). You can imagine what religious fanatics think of gays! Quote from Borat: "In my country, we hang them".

Has anyone else noticed that as the days pass nearly all submissions consist of sloppy stickman 5 second long loop animations? Of course there have been a few Epic movies and games that belong with the Champions up in flash heaven but other than that it's all CRAP. It's like Newgrounds is reflecting on our country. As the middle-class (average submissions) dissapears more low-class (poor submissions) and some high-class (epic submissions) are appearing. Unfortunately there is more junk that epic and I don't like it one bit.

A videogame about looking for food on an island and occasionally fighting over a nice warm piece of leaf. AWESOME!!!

bobs are coool.

At 11/18/07 10:24 AM, Cigolini55 wrote:

At 11/18/07 06:57 AM, DarkKingBernard wrote: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

NOBODY WILL EVER JOIN THIS!

..Then why did you?

He didn't...

writers I demand you continue writing right now! they're canceling my favorite show because nobody is writing new episodes.

please tell me when it's coming out! I played murloc 1 the day it came out!

hahaha make a jew watch borat.

Also, if you have beaten a game even more tedious or boring than this one, i dare you to beat me.

I made a game today that will take you at least 10 times to beat. it's called just another button game2. try it! It still under judgement so hurry cuz you never know wether something will be deleted or not.

eeww

I just wanted everyone to know I've finally made a game. And I think it'll pass judgement!Just wanted to get that out of my system.

ok where do we fight? and I admit I've already been killed once so choose a place or the challenge will end before it begins.

sorry for double post but kempsterbank is destroyed. there ain't a single soul here apocalypse so come out of you're burrow and let's have a war. if I die 3 times while I'm in kempsterbank you win and I'll do all I can to help you clean this place up. if you die 3 times then you have to join the zombies. and I don't mean killing each other, I mean death by anyone.of course there's no way to prove that we did or did not die so please be honest and I'll do the same. now we need an in-game referee, someone that will fairly spread the word to zombies and humans about what's going on. now I'll let you select the place of battle. somwhere all the humans and zombies can go to fight.

At 9/11/07 08:29 AM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: I use both of my charachters at once the two of them are always together

That's cheating. It's like rule #1 man.

ok this club is designed to train potential hitmen. so you post who you want dead and how much you're willing to pay. hopefully someone else will post their agreement.

No rules except that you are not to speak of your missions outside the club

lol

man my files keep getting corrupted! I've had to restart 7 times!

well if I may I haven't done that quest but I think you are supposed to activate the food the press the L button to draw up your own inventory then activate the greenmoot.