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I wanked.

Most people would probably suck the first time because they're too self conscious. I'd take the advice of a lot of people here and get drunk or high because then you won't care and you'll do fine.

At 6/24/10 09:41 PM, wreckages wrote:

At 6/24/10 06:45 PM, Yamor wrote: I shave that shit. I don't want a girl to see hair on my taint when she is sucking my dick. I have a feeling it would just gross her out.

Props to bending over in the bathroom and shaving your arse with a razor

An even better question is how do you shave ass hair? You would need some sort of jack to spread your asscheeks while you do the shaving. Most people would probably end up cutting their anus and their ass would bleed. Then everyone would think they had very rough anal.

No, no one cares.

Because everyone loves to give their great ideas to someone else for no recognition.

At 6/24/10 09:27 PM, Yamor wrote:

At 6/24/10 09:24 PM, daethdrain wrote: i truly do enjoy your stories yamor not being sarcastic..

I have a bunch of them. I don't know why, but shit like this just always happens to me.

Better than me, nothing interesting happens in my life.

At 6/24/10 06:56 PM, Asrom wrote: This thread was dissapointing.

Sorry for your disappointment.

At 6/24/10 06:51 PM, wreckages wrote: feeling like p diddy

I would have bet money this would come up eventually.

I'd be a newgrounder that gets pussy.

At 6/24/10 06:38 PM, bman200 wrote: Kylie's last name seems long.

It's some hyphenated bullshit. As much as I hate everyone I protect their privacy so I don't have to deal with being to blame for someones abduction.

At 6/24/10 06:35 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: grats of posting a piece of shit from the toiletbowl that is facebook.

Thanks

At 6/24/10 06:11 PM, sweet21 wrote: Not that awesome, you can do better, if your going to be a Troll then do it right, i don't troll newgrounds but i do troll myspace, youtube and recently, FACEBOOK!
And i could show you a thing or two

My best trolling is on youtube as my family members aren't present...I can give you a link to my work.

At 6/24/10 06:11 PM, Konosko wrote: I thought that was great, and what a horrible comeback "epic failure" that is sooo old

Thank you

At 6/24/10 06:04 PM, Yamor wrote:

At 6/24/10 06:02 PM, qman1 wrote:

At 6/24/10 06:01 PM, The-Condor wrote: A "Your mom" joke? Srs?

Yeah man, I'm cool because I'm still in a fad while everyone else is past it.

I actually think that its perceived as quite lame.

What the hell you talking about? All the cool kids do it.

At 6/24/10 06:03 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: It's right up their with calling eachother a peepeehead and pushing your friend into a batch of girls.

I did that yesterday.

At 6/24/10 06:01 PM, The-Condor wrote: A "Your mom" joke? Srs?

Yeah man, I'm cool because I'm still in a fad while everyone else is past it.

Facebook is a terrible site. Full of everyone hate in real life gossiping and writing poems about how much their life sucks because they have to do chores or some stupid shit. Here are a couple of fags rambling about retarded crap, and I stepped in and did something about it.

What's better: My post, or their lack of a good comeback.

Lucky bastard, I'd give anything to have access to someones facebook. You need to fuck up EVERYTHING. Change his relationship status, religious views, troll like no tomorrow. Do this just to prove how people take the internet waaaay to seriously.

Once they get boobs, it's all over. They have completed their transformation and now can control any man.

You grow up with it. No matter how old you are as long as you're a teen/preteen then there will always be someone older than you that hates everyone your age, and you will do the same for people younger.

Well aren't you people just special.

For running a lot of programs, you'll probably need a quad core processor. 4 Gigs of RAM is good, but make sure your operating system can even use that amount; 64 bit versions of windows can. If you have a relatively high budget you should probably get a terabyte hard drive with what you want to do. Make sure it's a SATA hard drive, as ATA is pretty much obsolete. For your motherboard just find whatever is compatible with everything else you're getting. For the case make sure the motherboard fits, ATX is the regular size whereas mATX is slightly smaller.

All that just kind of came from the top of my head, hope I was of help.

Faggot.

I have a female sex slave that types for me.

Wait, I'm behind with everything. Didn't Eminem die?

How does a fad like this originate?

I agree, although it's a pretty gay song to begin with.

Scrotie McBoogerballs, from the series the southpark kids made.

At 6/20/10 10:56 PM, stieDchienne wrote: Hey Jeff. I fucking hate you.

I say a group of us should differ from the rest and hate Jeff because arguments are funny.

I want to bring a blow-up sex doll there.