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810 Forum Posts by "qman1"

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Response to: Replace love with anal sex Posted August 2nd, 2010 in General

Tainted anal sex.

Response to: I am becoming an alcoholic, help! Posted August 2nd, 2010 in General

Drink hand sanitizer.

Response to: What do you get out of this? Posted July 23rd, 2010 in General

I go here and just deposit my points so I look cool, usually not the forums because I'm banned all the time. When I finally get unbanned I go on here to screw with people and maybe actually partake in an interesting discussion.

Response to: I just watched Kill Bill, and Posted July 23rd, 2010 in General

Sounds like a cool movie. Gorier movies? BME pain olympics perhaps.

Response to: Here's a Mindfuck... Posted June 29th, 2010 in General

Mindfuck: Jesus was a jew.

Response to: Lost my job Posted June 29th, 2010 in General

Dumbass.

The Whole Nsfw Thing... Posted June 29th, 2010 in General

I know it's just a general warning for inappropriate things in general, but at work shouldn't you be fucking working instead dicking around online?

Response to: Alter the Pledge of Allegiance Posted June 29th, 2010 in General

I pledge allegiance, to whatever I want to. God doesn't exist, justice for all except blacks, jews, and women.

Response to: World's first 3D porn film Posted June 29th, 2010 in General

Gotta see this shit.

Response to: Anyone here ever have lucid dreams? Posted June 29th, 2010 in General

Tried many times. Almost did but I thought about real life and I woke up.

Response to: Poor Dog... Posted June 29th, 2010 in General

Actually, it's better for bigger dogs to roam outside.

Response to: Would you date a bi girl? Posted June 29th, 2010 in General

Why the fuck wouldn't I?

Response to: A Gay Question Posted June 29th, 2010 in General

No, because then jerking off would be equivalent to giving a guy a hand job.

Response to: Which level of hell for you? Posted June 28th, 2010 in General

I love the descriptions, very interesting.

Response to: Which level of hell for you? Posted June 28th, 2010 in General

Level 6. Cool.

Response to: Casual Relationships... Posted June 28th, 2010 in General

Screw relationships, I've been fucked over too many times. Now I just bang drunk sluts.

Response to: What would you do? Posted June 28th, 2010 in General

I don't give a fuck about anyone, haters OR fans. I'd be in it for the cash. I actually do fairly better than the average person on youtube, I will say. The only reason people hate me is because I troll the shit out of videos I don't like.

Response to: I've become a Forum junkie. Posted June 28th, 2010 in General

I used to be like this. But not with newgrounds, I hate everyone here. I hate everyone period, actually but that's not the point.

Response to: Couple Tries to Sell Baby Posted June 28th, 2010 in General

Who cares children suck.

Response to: Fashion Posted June 28th, 2010 in General

I wear jeans, and metallica shirts. Occasionally black sabbath.

Response to: How to get blowjob from your friend Posted June 28th, 2010 in General

I'm going to try this.

Response to: My first Cigarette Posted June 28th, 2010 in General

Do it anyway, it makes you cool!

Response to: Problom with my fiance vagina Posted June 25th, 2010 in General

You should consider yourself lucky.

Response to: Lady Gaga's Alejandro video Posted June 25th, 2010 in General

Just watched it on youtube...I don't understand why anyone would WANT to watch it. The first 2 minutes and 15 seconds is retarded and doesn't even make sense, then the song starts. I think most people would like, leave out of boredom before the actual fucking song starts.

Response to: The Best Idea Ever Posted June 25th, 2010 in General

Actually, it says log out. "Jack out" doesn't make much sense.

Response to: Fail Photo Contest Posted June 25th, 2010 in General

Why all this mailing trouble, a sticker that says FAIL shouldn't be too hard to make on your own...

Response to: condoms... Posted June 24th, 2010 in General
At 6/24/10 11:29 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:
At 6/24/10 11:24 PM, qman1 wrote:
thank you. now i can win at creepy trivia. also, after you said dildo, was it necessary to put (model of a penis) after it.

It was just a simple copy/paste

Response to: If you can make a world/planet... Posted June 24th, 2010 in General

Qman planet. Pretty much the same as earth, only I'm the only male there so women are forced to have sex with me. If they refuse, I delete their existence as it is my planet.

Response to: condoms... Posted June 24th, 2010 in General

Over the last decade or so, there have been a few studies that tested condoms by simulating sex with various types of dildos. None of those studies have inspired widespread acceptance of test. The elaborate system developed a decade ago by the "Mariposa" Foundation of Topanga California (probably now defunct ) consisted of a rubber "vagina" through which water (at body temperature) is circulated and into which a dildo (model of a penis) is thrust with a piston device. The condoms are inserted over the dildo and subjected to several "cycles" of piston thrusting. An ejaculation was also simulated. The various parameters have been established by a number of methods (quotes to be read in class). It is clear from the difficulties encountered by that organization (if only in calibrating their model) that creating a more realistic model that could be used as an industry standard would not be easy

http://www.utexas.edu/courses/bio301d/To pics/Condoms/Text.html

Response to: Despicable Me Posted June 24th, 2010 in General
At 6/24/10 11:20 PM, HollowedPumkinz wrote:
At 6/24/10 11:16 PM, GreenLanturn wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1176 658
IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT THREAD ABOUT ADS OR SOMETHING RIGHT?
Try being a little less fucking stupid next time.

Wannabe mods make me want to shit in my hands and throw it at people.

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