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As much as I hate christianity, it's disappointing that there are so many atheists on the internet, only because christians are really fun to troll. Anymore I just go on christian youtube videos to carry out my business.

I wash my hair, and however it dries it stays, because I'm not a faggot.

A movie and a biography? He isn't old/good enough for any of those.

At 8/3/10 02:40 PM, U-Gamer wrote: does anyone know where I can find an ollie williams soundboard so I can download the files to use for a movie?

Why? Can't come up with anything on your own so you're going to steal material?

If they know what they're talking about, who cares about age. Teenagers can have a completely intelligent conversation, more so than a lot of adults.

Seeing his lack of mentioning of what game his is playing, combined with it being never ending and addictive, I can safely assume that we have another runescape fag on our hands.

Just use MS paint. The threads aren't worthy of the time and effort for photoshop.

It's a general consensus that "cp" stands for child porn. But anyway, for the cartoon I'd have to agree with Ren and Stimpy.

At 8/3/10 12:33 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

Yup. Even the smallest crumb of pseudo-achievement is fought over amongst the losers of the internet. "Who has the longest ban history" being no exception by any means.

It's pathetic, I know, but so are the people who do it.

Better than post count...

These are the years in your life that you will most likely do something you will regret after you're finished with adolescence. Prime example: Jessi Slaughter. My advice to you is think before you do things, and don't do anything that makes you stand out anyway.

1st grade, had to wear the little aprons in art class. I couldn't get mine untied and I lagged behind the rest of the class, with the next one coming in. Pulled the apron down, pants came down with it. Everyone was looking at me in my underwear and I desperately pulled my pants back up and ran away.

Well, I think the prerequisites are in line for me on Wednesday... give me luck brothers.

Who cares.

At 8/3/10 11:28 AM, TropicalParadise wrote: She's just a little girl with shitty parents. We need to give her a break. It's not funny, it's sad.

Fuck you.

Oooh horse tranquilizer. Sounds fun.

Ignorant fuck.

Even if you can in some way shape or form come up with something that might possibly be a somewhat decent way to almost make cash on THIS website, do you really expect to not have it stolen and copyrighted? I mean, anyone can see this.

Probably whatever has all the food groups combined into one so I have all the necessary nutrients I need.

I didn't read any of this, but does anyone think that a thread about minimalism with a huge wall of text is somewhat ironic?

At 8/2/10 02:02 PM, SteelChair wrote: Am I the only one who would fuck the shit out of lady Gaga? I don't care what rumors say, I find her hot as fuck.

I'd fuck her.

At 8/2/10 09:55 PM, JohnEndel959 wrote:

At 8/2/10 09:53 PM, qman1 wrote: You're not normal, you need to die.

Well that's simply just not very nice.

And because of this God will punish you to eternal damnation in hell.

You're not normal, you need to die.

This shit isn't that hard to figure out.

Trade it for weed.

They're all faggots.

I like Dane Cook just fine. As for Dunham, oh boy is his show an epic fail. He's just overrated to hell.

The first line implies that you know people don't care, yet you continue the subject like people will. I hope you know that 99% of people will not even bother with the whole thing of text, myself included.

I remember when I used to care about this site, and whether I became a mod or not. Now I seem to get banned every time I come back on here.

At 8/2/10 11:54 AM, DrClay wrote:

At 8/2/10 11:52 AM, qman1 wrote: Not sure what ":3" means, but I fapped. Does that count?

=3 just means what it means. Just like the blushing smiley

Blushing? That's pretty gay.

Not sure what ":3" means, but I fapped. Does that count?