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Ok whoever makes the next spongebob reference about the bowl of nails is going to die.

I watched The Movie in 5th grade. You know, THE movie.

God damn you sound just like my dickhead friend. True master's teach themselves, and I sense goodness in you, but you need to bring it out. No wonder I haven't talked to him in a while.

This is even to shitty to be a copypasta, it's just made-up bullshit.

At 8/18/08 08:51 AM, Rummy0 wrote: Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?

Lol who the fuck would name thier kid Teddy? Besides I've read about 100 of those and I'm still alive and kickin'.

Like this:

Get the fuck away from me nobody gives a flying fucking rat's ass about you and I don't want to touch your disgusting bug infested snootch!!!!!!!

Then she should leave you alone.

At 8/17/08 11:00 PM, 2clips wrote: she's the dyke: "those who can't teach and those who can't teach teach gym."

That's strange... my friend said those exact same things.

Why would I do that!? I can barely speak english!

Psst! Come over ! here and tell me more!

At 8/17/08 10:51 PM, DavidTheSandslash wrote:

Shut up. Get over it. Transfer to a new school. Raise Hell until you get the teachers you want. Move on with your life. Stop flooding the NG BBS with this kind of thing. Then we'll all start to respect you WAY more then we do now, and I'm sure you'll respect yourself more as well.

Good day.

*cough* sounds like a mod wannabe

At 7/15/08 05:25 PM, string227 wrote:

You jizzed in the pool...

I literaly loled at that.

At 8/17/08 10:38 PM, Spyktro wrote: All gym teachers are lesbian.

except for that one gym teacher i had who was a guy....

Well this one is the LESBIAN OF LESBIANS!

In order to make myself feel useful I made a this in hopes of lowering the all the threads about school. If you saw my other thread then yeah, I'm a hipocrite. But whatever.

At 8/14/08 03:10 PM, Harmonics wrote:

:with the prolapsed anus.

Lol que the buttfucking jokes.

I ment we all don't.

I read about uhh... 25% of that. Seems like you don't want school to start. Well we all do. We don't really care either, you have to do it.

At 9/3/07 12:49 PM, DraGoN-RaGe-9001 wrote: make the clone into the opposite sex and become sex buddies?

seconded!

Watch as much anime as you possibly can for as long as you can and still watch 120 hours more. Eventually you will get tired.

Right?

I've never heard of the flobots until I heard that song.

At 8/17/08 10:06 PM, puddinN64 wrote: Well, at least you don't have Mr. Woodcock as a teacher.

Lol, crappy 2007 movie reference.

I duno' I think I can safely say that this one is about up there with Mr. Woodcock...

Nonononononono we NEVER disgrace rock by classifying the jonas brothers with it. They are consitered:
1.punk rock
2.disney.... shit
3.pop rock

At 8/17/08 09:51 PM, Mizar wrote:

At 8/17/08 09:09 PM, qman1 wrote: She says 'the' as 'da' so she sounds like she has an I.Q. of 98.

Isn't that a relatively average IQ?

I thought the offical I.Q. of retardation is 90, isn't it?

At 8/17/08 09:49 PM, ClearRed wrote:

At 8/17/08 09:18 PM, DasUberCow wrote: Rape her.

Obviously.

there always has to be one of you huh?

Or seven of them...lol

At 8/17/08 09:26 PM, CuteAndFuzzy wrote: Beat her with a badminton racket.

I duno' I'm still leaning towards this idea.

Besides, I feel uneasy around her.

At 8/17/08 09:23 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: ReAlly, you should Probably tEll Her you'rE sorRy.

Why the hell would I do that? She wrongly acused me!!!

Ok there are two P.E. teachers at my school. One is a cool guy and he is funny. And he's pretty laid back so you don't get in trouble from him much. I had him last year.

This year I have a fat, ugly lesbian P.E. teacher who has some kind of speech impediment. She says 'the' as 'da' so she sounds like she has an I.Q. of 98.

I would just put up with it but I got off on a bad start with her last year. At the beginning of the semester last year we kind of had like an open gym type thing. My friend, as usual, was giving me shit and calling me a name of some sort.
So I yelled "You're insulting me!" Then Ms. Lesbianbitchwhore gave me an evil glare and came over to me and was like what did you just say?! I go, I said' you're insulting me'. Then she goes apeshit on my ass and was like don't give me that I know what you said!

So I made this post so I can listen to all the disgusting things the average newgrounder says that we all know and love to help cheer me up.

Fire away!

Lol what do they even do? You can't see out of them and they don't even look like they have lenses. Hell I'd just wear them to get a rise out of people.

copypasta= wall of text that is usually from 4chan and is bullshit.

My friend is a dragonforce fan. He's all like duh me can play fire and flames haha. He has most of their songs on his Ipod. I listened to a few and they sounded all the same! Dragonforce is what you get from people who think shit sounds better when it's played as fast as possible. It's still shit. I mean com'on, the name dragonforce sounds like some 10 year old made it up.

Well if you want to be nice to your mom but still want to get one, you should comprimise with a lizard. It's just a snake with feet.