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I'd have to say Super mario 64, and Super Mario 3 is the second best.

I loved my 5th grade teacher. SOO HOTT! (W? 2 o's and t's.) Curse the 15 year age difference!

Uh... sorry? Any way my answer. I think everyone has been one a little bit at least once.

As long as she has a nice ass, go for it!

I'm an ass man.

Um... wikipedia article for the needy.

What's next, a futurama movie thread?

I tought the first one was ok... not for the story but the comedy. If they do make another one I hope it's just as funny.

I used to like basketball when I was younger. Now I hate it because all the snooty preps are in it. Plus it has too many rules.

At 9/19/08 06:20 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote:

At 9/19/08 06:19 PM, qman1 wrote: I wouldn't think you could bring your child to school... I guess there's no rules against it.

One school around my area actually built a daycare next to it because so many girls got pregnant.

Wow, that's pretty sad. A few moments of pleasure for years of being made fun of and having to take care of a baby at such a young age.

I wouldn't think you could bring your child to school... I guess there's no rules against it.

I know! They were trading yu-gi-oh cards!

I dunno but I think beavis and butthead is better.

gets out flame shield.

At 9/19/08 06:06 PM, Jackdabomb wrote:

At 9/19/08 06:02 PM, Shnam wrote: Well that was bullcrap. He played by the rules but still dies wtf?

He does crap like that, Jigsaw. I think he pulled it out though. It was covered in blood but I don't think he did it all the way. Either way Jigsaw usually kills them even if they do what they're supposed to (or so I've heard, haven't actually seen them)

*SPOILERS!*
The Jigsaw of the first two movies gave them a chance to escape, but only one person had the balls to do it. (And it was a chick, go figure.) The second chick turns out to be jigsaw's apprentice, and she made traps since jigsaw was going to die of cancer. The traps the chick made were impossible to get out of though, cuz she's a bitch. I'm not sure about the fourth one though.
*END OF SPOILERS!*

ACDC - big balls.

or somethin g with a fast beat.

A giant gun bigger than earth so people would do what I say.

At 9/19/08 05:36 PM, pointydagger wrote: So I saw this "thing" on the forum boards. I thought it would be a long story that would ultimately not be true. It turns out, it was barely a story and was a waste of time. Even this comment about how that wasted my time is a better use of my time.

Just think of the +1 post count and you'll be fine.

At 9/19/08 05:54 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: I haven't seen the movies but I heard they were good. I saw the trailer and I cringed a lot. I don't think I can sit through a whole saw movie without punching something in the face.

Once I watched the first 3 all in one day. I wasn't quite ready yet so I couldn't sleep for a week or two. I decided to give this trailer a go now and it didn't bother me too much. The slow motion ruined the effect for me and I even laughed.

At 9/19/08 03:54 PM, DeIirium wrote: Saw is a shit franchise that tries to get viewers with large amounts of gore.
The first one was the only decent film in the series.

Out of the ones I saw the second one was the best. In the first one they just sat in a bathroom and talked the whole time.

I don't think any Vs. threads are allowed... I wouldn't know the answer anyway, I'm too young to drink.

Fuck age limit, I'm going to trick or treat the rest of my life.

Free fucking candy!

My friend comes up with the best, "that's what she said" jokes. Say someone says something that could do with sex without knowing it, and you say "that's what she said". (I'm sure you all know that.)

At soccer there was a bunch of red balls and one black one.
Teammate: The black one's lucky.
My bud: That's what she said.

Me and him playing video games.
me: I'm getting kind of bored of this.
Him: TWSS (it's an acronym.)

Once, I woke up in the middle of the night. I stare into the darkness and I see a black figure. Thinking it's my eyes playing tricks on me, I blink a few times and look back. The figure was right in front of me. I scream, "WHO ARE YOU!?!?"

The figure: " I weeum."

It was my little brother "Liam", who woke up and came into my room.

Well, this one is ok but I can't recall my good ones at the moment.

*Kid starts to wave his hands in my face*

Me: "What is that, some kind of retard mateing signal?"

Pics or it didn't happen.

wait, what?

I'm hearing voices...

and amish paradise by weird al yankovic.

At 9/18/08 06:12 PM, qman1 wrote: It can't help being retarded!

but since it's gay, shame shame.

whoops, typo lol.

It can help being retarded!

but since it's gay, shame shame.

Um.. bout 2.

I'm thinking about getting a key chain and a few stickers.

The key chain is soo badazz

At 9/18/08 05:05 PM, mwmike wrote:

At 9/18/08 05:01 PM, qman1 wrote: Yes! Finally I got gold. Diety here I come!

Not with spelling and grammar like that.

I don't know if you were trying to be funny, but I fixed it so you don't look like a hypocrite.