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PETA is just a bunch of freaks. Humans couldn't sustain life by being completely vegitarian. Human beings are omnivores, if we couldn't eat animals of any kind we would have to be canibalistic.

No, I inherited my dad's good drawing gene. So I personally enjoy art a lot.

First one.

At 9/24/08 10:06 PM, RedTsunami wrote:

At 9/24/08 06:38 PM, qman1 wrote:

Ummm...you kinda posted it on the internet, already...so...yeah.

It's not like anyone on newgrounds knows who the kid is.

Gosh, hasn't anyone heard of lurking, I'm seeing a lot of the same comments/questions.

One would have to be what a thread I made is about. (The "I found some kid's diary-thing" thread." I found a kid's diary (obviously,) under my desk at math.

At 9/24/08 08:31 PM, EDDDDDDDDD wrote:

Then I start to see personal things, like letters to people, and things he wrote like diary entries. One page had words crossed out but you could still easily see the words that said, "When I was four I played with barbie dolls." and "I have a tottle crush on Katelyn!!!" (The word was total spelled wrong.)

wow. that sounds like total bullshit. pics or it didn't happen

Believe what you want, most of the stuff on the bbs is bull, but this is true. I would have posted pics, but people would just think I made it myself so it wouldn't work anyway.

At 9/24/08 07:27 PM, Scary-Kids wrote:

At 9/24/08 06:38 PM, qman1 wrote:



I don't want to tell too many people

you just told all of newgrounds good job asshole lmao

It's not like anyone here knows who the kid is.

I don't know what I want to be, but everyone who talks to me about halloween are like, "So are you going to help give the candy out since you're to mature for halloween?" Lol how wrong they are.

Do the traditional newgrounds thing, eat the cake and rape her.

You kind of ruined the whole depressing mood by using the word penis.

Get an anime girlfriend.

oh wait...

At 9/24/08 06:46 PM, RetardedNINJA666 wrote: Draw dicks in it and give it back to the owner.

I forgot to mention I drew the nazi symbol on one of the blank pages.

Here I sit,
all broken hearted
I tried to shit,
but I only farted

Lifealert! Some old hag is like, "Help, I have fallen and I cannot get up!"

At 9/24/08 06:44 PM, Strategize wrote: Don't make the kid go emo for gods sake. BLACKMAIL HIM. Everyone comes out happy.

I am trying to get some money...

At 9/24/08 06:41 PM, unbelivable wrote:

At 9/24/08 06:39 PM, Sekhem wrote: copy machine + adhesives, post flyers all around the school

This ^

Really thats sad LOL. what grade is this? that kid sounds like a Good old Failure.
Who keeps daiarys? Not boys thats for sure.

This kid is an 8th grader.

At 9/24/08 06:40 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: What a sissy nerd. The only cool kid that wrote in a diary was Doug Funny.

Yep, the kid is short, fat, and very girly. He's in chorus, and when people hurt themselves he goes, "you poor thing!".

So today at school I'm at math and I go to put my books on the rack under my desk. I discover a blue, 70 page spiral note book. We will call the owner of this book, Sally. (And he is a boy, just girly one.) On the front of the book, it's entitled, "Sally's Coloring book". Out of curiosity, I take a look inside. At first I see pictures of poorly drawn people that he tried to make look cool. Then I start to see personal things, like letters to people, and things he wrote like diary entries. One page had words crossed out but you could still easily see the words that said, "When I was four I played with barbie dolls." and "I have a tottle crush on Katelyn!!!" (The word was total spelled wrong.)

I flip through the pages more and I see homework, notes, and more poorly drawn pictures of him and his pal trying to make them look cool. I see a letter to his friend and it goes, "Hey, long time, you made me so happy one day I couldn't stay asleep!". But the worst of it was I saw love songs he wrote about his crush. (I still have yet to figure out which Katelyn it is.)

So I only told a few of my good friends about it. (They laughed their asses off.) I don't want to tell too many people because it will probably spread around and get to the wrong person's ears, which could be disastrous. (I don't want to socially kill the kid.) So, whaddaya think Newgrounds?

At 9/20/08 05:20 PM, ClamPwns wrote: Old Toonami was fucking great. New Toonami was fucking shit.

Seconded, but it seems like every time something tried to do something new, everyone hates it. I'm not saying it isn't true, but it seems to happen a lot.

Over 9000 is one of the few meme's I like. Don't ask why, I just do.

You will be fine, you just have to blow them back up.

4chan is gay...

At 9/21/08 09:56 PM, AbsurdRandomness wrote: Nope, because we here have something called maturity... at least, enough of said maturity to stray away from ridiculous bullshit like food fights.

Come on, food fights? Seriously?

You sir are at the wrong website. Sometimes you have to live a little, maturity is boring most of the time.

Besides, it was just a question.

At 9/21/08 09:53 PM, burrito15 wrote: Yup!

Details would be nice...

oh well.

Title says all. The closest thing I've ever had to a food fight is when I accidentally flicked a cookie off a spoon and it hit a teacher on the face.

What a fun day...

Hr.1 Nap
Hr.2 lunch
Hr.3 food fight
dismissal.

The funniest part is the author.

I like the first... 6. Not sure how much there are now but the newest one I've seen was funny, but not THAT funny.

But I like it!

Um... a vaginal mouth?