As soon as the baby is born, the boyfriend is going to deny that he's the father. Then leave the girl.

Update sort of kind of? I need advice though. On Saturday night I asked a boy if we were still going to the movies, because we were going to go see a movie. And he said, No probably not, sorry. but the week of the 7th my family's outta town, we could hang out then. I said, "Yeah, sure that sounds great." But then he asked if I wanted to swap pictures. I said something like, "Not before the first date... or some form of that. I don't recall. But then he said, "Maybe if you send that picture we'll go on that first date ; ) I replied, sorry that's not the way this game works, in which he asked how does it work? So I told him, I'm not easy. And he understood that and asked what type of pictures I thought he was talking about so I told him, "Well most guys don't want to exchange pictures of each others face's.... And he said, Thanks for making me a stereotype, but then again you never asked. I replied to him: I wasn't purposefully stereotyping you. I was just looking out for myself. And I apologize and you definitely gained my respect. And he replied: that's okay and thanks and yea that's smart. And I totally understand about looking out for yourself."

And I haven't talked to him since. But what I'm asking is, what should I do next? I still like him, and I think I've gotten really far, and I don't want to quit.

I miss watching wrestling. :( I think I'm going to get back into it. I haven't watched it since the whole Vicky Guerrero and Undertake feud, which was a long long time ago.

Hello! I come here not asking for advice, I think, but as to update, I'm not even sure when my last post was but, I think it was a while ago. ANYWAYS, A couple weeks ago, I asked the boy I like (same one btw) if he wanted to go bowling for one of my friend's party. He said yeah, but he had to work that night and would try to stop by, he was too tired, so he text me and said, Sorry I was really tired and I had to work late."

Well. This past week, I asked if he wanted to see Paranormal Activity with just me, because I thought maybe he doesn't want to hang out with my other friends. And he said yes if his friend isn't coming down to visit from college that day.

I'm really nervous though because I've never been anywhere before with just me and a guy. And he's a really awkward boy, so it'll be even more awkward.

Have you ever won one, if so for what? I'm trying to win tickets for a sporting event, but I'm proving to no avail.

So, I see some of you have conquered and failed, it's okay. For those who failed, we all did because we watched that horrendous video.

I can't really describethisvideo. It's probably going to cause an uproar seeing as it's a somewhat controversial subject. And it won't be as fun as the other one.

This is a patience challenge.
Watch this

0:05 - Cunt mode
0:30 - Bitch mode
1:00 - Dick Mode
1:30 - Fuck Mode
2:00 - Easy Mode
2:30 - Cocksucker Mode
3:00 - Shitmongler Mode
3:30 - Medium Mode
4:00 - Nigslayer Mode
4:30 - Slutfucker Mode
5:00 - Hard Mode
5:30 - Rape Mode
6:00 - Insane Mode
6:30 - Death Mode
7:00 - Nightmare Mode
7:30 - Shitbrix Mode
8:00 - Jesus Mode
8:30 - God Mode
9:00 - Zeus Mode
9:30 - Allah Mode
9:58 - Apocolyptic Mode

Do you accept?

Oh wait, nevermind, I missed the the few weeks part, lol.
Thank you though!

So I should wait a few days or weeks?

HI! It's me again :/

First off, I still want to say thank you to Vincoid. secondly, it didn't go real well. We would text for a while, but I never see him on campus which is sucky. Over the week I text him a simple, "Hey! What's up?" And he didn't reply, along with what I said this past Thursday which was something like, "Do you want to hang out sometime soon?" So now I'm stuck. Should I still try, or give up?

At 8/17/09 02:16 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote:

At 8/17/09 02:14 PM, Sidorio wrote:

At 8/17/09 02:14 PM, tellurgf2stoptexnme wrote: I learned to tie my shoes when I was like 9 or 10, by force.

You're just as much as a faggot as he is. I learnt when I was about four.

Diddo. Right before kindergarten. Just like the rest of the world. 10? That's like what, 5th or 6th grade?

Same with me, about the whole learning when I was 4 or 5. Day OF kindergarten, actually.

At 8/17/09 03:19 PM, HighJack wrote: 32 views, and 2 replies. I sense 30 angry Christians preparing their flawed arguments.

Or they see no need to respond to this poorly made thread.

The Chuck.e.Cheese like a half hour from my house opened like a year ago with deal or no deal AND theres a ball pit. I wanted to have my 18th birthday party there. The parents said, no.

At 8/10/09 01:10 PM, Vincoid wrote: Yeah, but you didn't mention your name the last time, so it's actually makes sense if you do it now. Plus there's no need to worry, he did give you his number after all and there's a reason for that.

So I text him, and according to my friends (who have also been helping me out) said that he's definitely interested. Thank you! : )

At 8/10/09 07:30 AM, Vincoid wrote: Why don't you text him that now? I don't see why you should wait two days for that :P

Because I thought that if I did it day after I originally texted him that he'd think I'm some crazy girl. I'm already semi-worried that he thinks that I'll be one of those crazy ones that likes to rush everything.

Probably common sense question, but I worked the nerve up to text him, yesterday but he didn't reply. Granted I didn't say who it was, so in like 2 days or so, should I text him again saying "Hey! This is (insert name here)?

My past 2 I think I think will make them awkward. I forgot it said to make them seem welcomed.

This is quite fun.
Kind of like that random chat site, omegle.

Subject: HAY BOY HAYY

Body: HAI
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At 8/8/09 10:30 AM, Vincoid wrote:

At 8/7/09 11:55 PM, pwnasuarusrex4real1 wrote: I gave him my number, but I'm probably going to have to be the first one to text but what should I start off? Just a simple hello?

Sure, just ask him how he's doing and see where it goes from there.

suggested that, then he might not be so scared.

Ohhhh, thank you so much, I'm probably like .5% of the population of girls that is horrible at boys.

Go downstairs and get dat pussay.
:Not your sister's though, ewwwwwww incest.

At 8/7/09 03:04 PM, Vincoid wrote:

At 8/7/09 12:49 PM, pwnasuarusrex4real1 wrote: Thank you guys! I read the his reply, and he gave me his number and said should hang out sometime. So I'm guessing that's good. :)

Of course that's good, are you kidding me?! :P

Go have fun ;)

I gave him my number, but I'm probably going to have to be the first one to text but what should I start off? Just a simple hello?

This is just wrong. My best friend who's 17 is going out with a 25 year old, which is equally wrong.

I don't remember that. But I do remember the first porn site I went on. I recall being interested in Christina Aguilera's makeup line which was called Fetish, so I typed in that word in the url and my step-dad walked in and was like WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON?! And I was just I DON'T KNOOOW, I'M ONLY 10!

At 8/7/09 04:13 AM, Vincoid wrote: Anyway, have confidence. I can tell from personal experience that one of the most attractive things in girls is the way they look. When I say that I'm not talking about your body, how cute your butt is or how big your boobs are, but purely that piece of your personality that you radiate. When a girl radiates in a way that shows she's confident and fun to be with it doesn't really matter anymore if her looks do not quite match your standards. If he does not realize this then he won't be worth hanging out with either.

Thank you guys! I read the his reply, and he gave me his number and said should hang out sometime. So I'm guessing that's good. :)

At 8/6/09 03:37 PM, B4gle wrote: Well if you want to "make your move" now while hes looking for a girlfriend, just flirt with him or give him a couple hints or something, to let him know that you're interested, and maybe he'll ask you out instead of you basically asking him out, If he doesn't ask you out then he's probably not interested, either way at least you will know if he likes you or not.

I think that's the part I'm afraid of, him not liking me. I guess I automatically assume that he doesn't like me, or any boy for that matter. But I always have this little bit of hope that maybe he does like me back, but then I always get crushed in the end.

I've come here before (I asked if I should give this kid a paper star origami thing that says, you're cute...) well I never gave it to him, but I still like him after of like 2 months being out of school. Well, last night on his status update on myspace it said he needs a new car and wants a gf. So my friends told me I should message him saying, I could be your gf.

SO, was this slightly immature?

At 8/4/09 02:54 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: Lmao, you guys bother about looks when you're probably no looker yourselves.

I don't even give a damn about what I look, I was just wondering what your guys' opinion.

My friend discovered this article claiming the men prefer long haired women over short haired women. I thought, "Oh NG would be the place to be to get an opinion on this matter." So NG'ers: Which do you prefer Long Hair or Short Hair on women?

Article can be found here.

At 8/3/09 08:05 PM, killercomb wrote:

At 8/3/09 08:03 PM, pwnasuarusrex4real1 wrote: Was your mom mad at you for having porn?

i never actually seen her wih it, but its in the trash right now and she never said anything about it. i got caught before and talk about porn all the time, so i doubt it would supriseher, besides, im 14, everyone my age looks at dirty pics lol

Well I wouldn't count getting your porn mag taken away. That means you go out and buy a newer one.
ALSO, why would part be under Worst Day Ever? Because if she didn't get mad... I see no reason for that to be bad.

Was your mom mad at you for having porn?