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Author Search Results: 'PurplePancakes'

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Topic: My name is bruce

Posted: 06/14/09 02:26 AM

Forum: General

At 6/14/09 02:25 AM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: anyone here seen a movie starring bruce campbell call "My name is Bruce"

It's about bruce campbell and he decided he didn't want to be kicking ass for an hour and half

oh stfu , stop making some gay ass thread sheesh, fuck bruce


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Topic: Ngxmusical And My Artwork(skrobart)

Posted: 06/14/09 02:25 AM

Forum: Art

the last one looks like a coloring book page.


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Topic: Make your own Castle Crasher

Posted: 06/14/09 02:24 AM

Forum: Art

why don't you create your own character instead of creating knockoffs of others? would be nicer.


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Topic: Wolverine (Getting Aged)

Posted: 06/14/09 02:23 AM

Forum: Art

you are wrong sir, wolverine does not age.You just made a thread out of something useless, sorry but NO wolverine does not get old.


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Topic: Draw a 728x90 banner for Ad Blocker

Posted: 06/03/09 05:51 PM

Forum: Art

At 6/3/09 05:48 PM, Grammer wrote: Okay fine, I'll unblock the rest of the ads. Sheesh

yeah that would be good or we will be bugging the shit out of you wahhahahaha


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Topic: Wide Layout Update 2

Posted: 06/03/09 12:09 AM

Forum: NG News

At 5/28/09 05:59 PM, PsychoGoldfish wrote:
At 5/28/09 05:57 PM, Rucklo wrote: He's expandable material anyways. :D
Only when YOUR MOM is around

OH SNAP I GOT YOU GOOD!

...pretty good comeback for a 30 yr old :|


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Topic: Still need a background artest!

Posted: 05/17/09 09:36 PM

Forum: Flash

At 5/17/09 09:16 PM, Alpharius120 wrote: Maybe you could provide us with the art that you currently have?

i agree, it would make a difference.I might be able to help but show something plz.


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Topic: Swine with a Sign

Posted: 05/17/09 08:54 PM

Forum: Art

good job on all of them man,Finally good to see something great instead of ms paint.I liked most of your work.Hope to see alot more from you. good day


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Topic: Why Seniors Suck

Posted: 05/14/09 08:58 PM

Forum: General

At 5/14/09 05:59 PM, lVlad wrote: OddlyPoetic-

Alright first of all i have several friends who are seniors. They respect me and i respect them.

Second, look up college hazing. It happens. College freshmen do get picked on..its just that its not as noticed since college campuses are usually larger than high school and its like oh whatever.

Now as far as this rite of passage thing. This has got to be the stupidest way to "progress" (i dont see any progression in some dicks). You want a real rite of passage? Grow some balls, go to africa have them cut your dick or jump off a ledge with a fine attached to your ankle. Rites of passage have always been practiced in human nature and i dont deny that.

The problem....are rites of passage really a progression or are they simply a ritual, like praying to god and noone answers.

About a couple years ago or some shit when i was in 8th grade, i was the only one who did not pick on 6th graders or act like i was better than them. Why? Because it doesnt make sense. You wanta know what really matters? Paying attention in school and respecting each other so you dont grow up flipping burgers on a grill.

Why am i ranting you may ask? Because the more i see the underclassmen get oppressed and picked on, the more i realize how fucked human nature is. Its a cycle of stupidity and rituals.

If you don't like the humans become a freak or something. Deal with it. Just because a senior picks on a freshman it doesn't mean they all do.I never got picked on when i was a freshman nor did i pick on anyone.So just focus on YOUR work and let the rest of the people do what they want.You have nothing to worry about it and if you feel like you wanna be the freshman savior then go do something about it wrtie to obama and tell him what a crisis is happening in high school cause seniors think theyre the shit . to make it simple stop being a pussy and do not worry


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Topic: Hello, how do I use this website?

Posted: 05/14/09 05:05 PM

Forum: General

At 5/13/09 01:58 PM, MICHhimself wrote:
At 5/13/09 01:56 PM, MasterRaffi wrote: I have known Newgrounds for a long time. I am not that savvy. This website reminds me of Albinoblacksheep and eBaums world. Why I dont know. The forums seems pretty easy to use, but there is so much to do here. I guess I have to just get used to it.
Welcome. Familiarize yourself with the rules.

And I doubt it's a good idea saying it's like ebaums here.
Newgrounds doesn't steal stuff.

He can say it is like it. Newgrounds got created by some inspiration.Not saying it was ebaums world or anything but i am pretty sure the idea came from something like that.


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Topic: 2009 Nhl Playoffs Thread

Posted: 05/14/09 04:48 PM

Forum: General

At 4/15/09 06:22 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: San Jose gonna win!

GO SHARKS!!!! woooo


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Topic: gray hair?

Posted: 05/14/09 04:47 PM

Forum: General

At 5/14/09 04:04 PM, lVlad wrote: oh shit...gray hairs on someone who isnt even an adult yet. Is this permanent? THE FUCK CAUSED IT?

try google or ask jeeves. Maybe youre the real benjamin button old ass


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Topic: Why Seniors Suck

Posted: 05/14/09 04:40 PM

Forum: General

At 5/14/09 04:35 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Someone's obviously NOT a senior. Just suck it up and then being a senior will be all the more fun. And seniors ARE the best and they ALWAYS win.

i agree, that guy sounds like hes mad cause hes not a senior, but when that day comes i want to see him feel like he is the top shit of the school.Or maybe he is just a nerd who wishes he can be cool idk who knows.


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Topic: My pic

Posted: 05/14/09 04:29 AM

Forum: Art

At 5/13/09 02:37 PM, Wivernryder wrote: Face your head the other direction. It looks freaking unnatural.

haha that was one of the funniest replies i've read. nice


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Topic: When will this "rap" phase end?

Posted: 05/14/09 04:27 AM

Forum: General

At 5/13/09 09:00 PM, Saen wrote:
At 5/13/09 08:56 PM, PurplePancakes wrote:
How about you don't worry about music.Just listen to your shakira and don't listen to rap, it's that easy.If not then suck a dick.
I've tried sucking dick, but it still doesn't drown out the noise. Grandpa promises that if i keep beating his meat that he will steal all the rappers' dicks so that they will have nothing to rap about.

And this is why kids grow up to be rapists and have incest with their families wow nice reply you douche.


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Topic: my purple monkey!

Posted: 05/13/09 09:04 PM

Forum: Art

Why does almost every thread i see has to have a cock in it? is that what kids in newgrounds are thinking about most of the day? sheesh.


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Topic: Songs for acoustic guitar

Posted: 05/13/09 09:01 PM

Forum: General

At 3/14/09 12:14 PM, norcemastero wrote:
At 3/14/09 12:00 PM, watzmann wrote: Yo,
i started playin guitar on christmas. u know any easy acoustic songs?
dude acoustic guitar sucks balls

your face sucks asswipe. Acoustic is good.Just cause you put distortion on your guitar it doesnt mean you can play good.


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Topic: When will this "rap" phase end?

Posted: 05/13/09 08:56 PM

Forum: General

At 5/13/09 08:34 PM, Saen wrote: Rap, repetitive, no instruments, synthesized vocals, pathetically intimidating. Thats rap in a nutshell. Why are we hooked on this moth vomit? It is not "badass", "crunk", or "penile inflating", as most advocates portray it. The next time you observe some hip hop youngster blasting his/her stereo with this "shit in the foreskin", ziplock your anal excretions and ejaculate it at him/her.

How about you don't worry about music.Just listen to your shakira and don't listen to rap, it's that easy.If not then suck a dick.


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Topic: I got jumped.

Posted: 05/12/09 08:14 PM

Forum: General

10 minutes ago. I smacked him across the face, then I crushed his head with it.

must be a tranny or something i guess.


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Topic: What's so wrong with furries?

Posted: 05/05/09 10:49 PM

Forum: General

At 5/5/09 05:20 PM, PaulStetich wrote:
At 5/5/09 05:12 PM, Imaku wrote: I don't have anything against the people themselves, just the fetish. I mean, it's a half animal, half human, mutant thing that you're fucking... But, there are stranger fetishes out there.
I have a friend who has this weird fetish of being silenced . . . having someone's hand over their mouth or duct tape or something . . .

. . . . ok this "friend" is me XD

freak....I hate them because i just do , it is nasty to think about doing someone who is wearing an animal costume.If my girl would be into that i would shoot her and tell her to marry an elephant.Nasty sick shit.


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Topic: It's Cinco de Mayo!

Posted: 05/05/09 10:46 PM

Forum: General

At 5/5/09 02:06 AM, Clock-Ninja wrote: Fuck mexico.

haha you maple leaf wish you had what mexico has.You got nothing to say so eat a dick faggot.And Fuck you too. Happy cinco de mayo!!!!


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Topic: Human Chameleons

Posted: 05/04/09 12:36 AM

Forum: General

Don't be silly, we can not be chameleons.It is like saying a hairy ass man is a bear.Maybe it is just the reflections of colors.


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Topic: porn is bad?

Posted: 05/04/09 12:21 AM

Forum: General

At 5/3/09 10:31 PM, H-K-S wrote: I can't say that's true because of your stupid ass sig.

haha i agree


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Topic: how i met your mother...

Posted: 05/02/09 12:33 AM

Forum: General

At 5/1/09 08:25 PM, Silver-Glint wrote: Yeah I agree. If that was me I'd be saying "Dad, no offence but we've been sat here for months now listening to how you met Mum, and well I've missed out on some serious fucking schooling."

haha like you care about school? isn't that what kids want? no school


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Topic: I have a problem with girls

Posted: 05/02/09 12:32 AM

Forum: General

At 5/2/09 12:21 AM, o0-0o wrote: Touch her vag, it always works. Make it seem accidental though so when you see a possible opening, take it.

And this is why he is single...Morons like you do not deserve a gf now go and date a dog you weenie.


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Topic: My friend's a cunt

Posted: 05/02/09 12:27 AM

Forum: General

maybe you guys need some real game.Don't blame the girls, blame his lazy ass who can't come up with good lines.And that guy who called them skanks,Isn't it even more sad because they are skanks?imagine a normal nice girl, they tell you to shove it up your ass haha


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Topic: My sister tried suicide

Posted: 04/27/09 04:55 PM

Forum: General

At 4/27/09 04:45 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Just let her die. Then yell "I TOLD YOU SOOOOO!" at her corpse at the funeral.

fucking moron...grow up you little nerd.


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Topic: I need help with dates...

Posted: 04/27/09 04:52 PM

Forum: General

At 4/27/09 04:50 PM, dogdgey5 wrote:
At 4/27/09 04:47 PM, Bassanova-001 wrote: That's today, dude.
OH SHIT MAN THAT IS NOT FUNNY

you scared the shit out of me if today really was the 27th i would have missed my wedding.... ha good thing your just a douchbag, now what is today really?

Today is the 27th you fool.


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Topic: I'm at school

Posted: 04/27/09 04:49 PM

Forum: General

At 4/27/09 03:28 PM, commander22 wrote: Well my school is super religious and i'm on NG...
If i was caught, i would probably get suspended for 3 days...

does your school have as strict rules as mine??

this the only private school in the whole fucking region, no I don't want to become a priest!

Maybe you should be learning, get off newgrounds and learn.


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Topic: I Might Be Immature Relationships

Posted: 04/25/09 01:28 AM

Forum: General

At 4/24/09 01:33 PM, Benovere wrote:
At 4/24/09 01:06 PM, PurplePancakes wrote:
At 4/24/09 12:45 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: If a guy has the same tastes as you, you're good close friends.
If a girl has the same tastes as you, you've got to date her.

Remember: Female good close friends don't exist. Ever.
Plz don't give advice,you don't know that for sure.I got lots of best friends who are girls, and most of them are my ex girlfriends.So YES you can be good friends with girls , you just have to have game.I doubt you have that since you give that kind of advice.
I'm sorry, most adults don't interact with their exs. When you get older you will understand this, or you might contract an std. Female 'friends' tend to complicate life. So do clowns.

not most but like i said its not so hard to interact with your ex's.As long as both are mature about it.It wont work having one adult and one kid.
I interact with alot of my ex's and its great were all like a big great family.I just dont get along with my ex wife , now thats something different haha.But its possible if you are both adults about it. And clowns brighten up our days dont bring them into this convo.


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