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Response to: art piece gets 6.87? Posted January 21st, 2010 in General

Gave it a 0 anyway.

Response to: Wrong sources, Neighbor didn't hang Posted January 21st, 2010 in General
At 1/21/10 06:25 PM, vow2thou wrote: Did he have any family or kids?

Cardiac arrest is a selfish fucking thing.

Fucking WinRAR here.

Response to: Hey I'll announce your birthday! Posted January 20th, 2010 in General

May 2nd<3333.

Response to: The Pain of Paper Mache. Posted January 20th, 2010 in General
At 1/20/10 03:36 PM, OolaphInc wrote:
At 1/20/10 03:34 PM, FaceYourFear wrote: Gunpowder is prob your best bet.... u should fill him with sum ketchup before he meets his end
(it will Make 4 a better pic)
Not a bad idea, but no suggestions? Your mind must be creative to some level.

Maybe you shouldn't patronize people fuck-tard.

IS DIZ A GEWD SUCKJESTION?

Response to: Another "massacre" in the U.S. Posted January 20th, 2010 in General
At 1/20/10 03:18 PM, Deathbybible wrote:
At 1/20/10 01:49 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:
At 1/20/10 12:52 PM, UnreaK745 wrote:
That's fucked.

No offense.
If i had read this before i posted..

you sir, are an absolute geneous xD I laughed for like 10 minutes.

No you sir are the only "geneous" here.

Response to: Foursome??? Posted January 20th, 2010 in General

Your girl should stop being so fucking prude it's a motherfucking foursome.

Either let him pound that shit or let him fuck you in the ass.

CHOOSE ONE.

Response to: Religious question. Posted January 20th, 2010 in General
At 1/20/10 03:04 PM, Minion777 wrote: OH

ONE MORE TIME
IM BACK WITH A NEW RHYME

HEY

HERE WE GO AGAIN
TURN IT UP MY FRIEND

NO! WE DONT STOP
HA! WE ROCK THE SPOT
NO! WE DON'T QUIT
GET READY, OH, THIS IS IT!

Response to: Holy motherfucking shit! Posted January 14th, 2010 in General

I see troll people.

Response to: Wtf are Bars Posted January 13th, 2010 in General

Lmao x being the same as bars is fucking hoolarious.

Response to: Can I get a "Green Card"? Posted January 13th, 2010 in General

Pulling out of Afghanistan in 2011 for the most part.

You won't see a dick worth of action.

Off topic but eh.

Response to: My friend is really depressed, Posted January 13th, 2010 in General
At 1/13/10 03:52 PM, Rimbodie wrote: BTW sorry for bad english

BTW sorry for bad trolling.

Response to: Earthquake kills thousands in Haiti Posted January 13th, 2010 in General

POPULATION CONTROL OF A SHIT HOLE LETS GOOOOO.

Meh.

Response to: Kids and their so-called 'opinions' Posted January 12th, 2010 in General
At 1/12/10 03:14 PM, VGmasters wrote: People, chill, the types of people I'm reffering to are all the internet trolls. Get a grip people, I'm not talking in general.

Then make a title thread that involves the word troll somewhere in it.

Fucking cunt.

Response to: Shooting problem... Posted January 9th, 2010 in General
At 1/9/10 06:45 PM, 10OfSpades wrote: Guys your not getting the problem.

My penis has unamiginable capabilitys of shooting cum.
It goes so fast fast, that it could give u eye irritation, if it hits your eye.

Trust me, I know from experience.

Aim it into your eye.

Response to: Have you ever caught your parents Posted January 9th, 2010 in General
At 1/9/10 06:40 PM, RockMessiah123 wrote:
if you've only heard, you have no proof. he might be making funny noises whilst trying to lift something.

pics or it didn't happen. but then again, no one wants pics.

You're still the proof to show that '09 users are some of the shittiest users to date.

Response to: Being dead temporarly? Posted January 7th, 2010 in General
At 1/7/10 07:34 PM, Purplefunk wrote: Heaven and Hell aren't real.

Utopias and it's Antithesis aren't fucking possible.

Just more bullshit some faggot decided to write in a little imaginary book that got a band-wagon fan base.

WUZ DET ENUF FUR A FLAM WARE?

fix'd

doublepost soz

Response to: Being dead temporarly? Posted January 7th, 2010 in General

Heaven and Hell isn't real.

Utopias and it's Antithesis aren't fucking possible.

Just more bullshit some faggot decided to write in a little imaginary book that got a band-wagon fan base.

WUZ DET ENUF FUR A FLAM WARE?

Response to: Any Ultimate Players out there? Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

Ultimate Frisbee.

ROFL

Response to: So, I just went to McDonalds... Posted January 6th, 2010 in General
At 1/6/10 07:16 PM, KLoWnXXX wrote: they wouldnt let me get a cup of water when my friend was choking, i had to buy a burger

That's the franchise owners fault not "corporate McDonalds".

If he specified that cups of water aren't free.

THEN THEY AREN'T FUCKING FREE.

Response to: So, I just went to McDonalds... Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

OMFG 5 MINS AGO MY MOM CALLED AND SAID SHE WAS GETTING ME A DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER.

It's k though.

It doesn't taste that shitty but I can almost feel my potential years of life melting away.

Response to: How come in american Dates... Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

ITT Britfags hating hardcore cause the U.S. steers clear of their newfag ways.

Response to: I have 320 dollars Posted January 5th, 2010 in General

An assorted collection of dildos.

Response to: Nostradamus Posted January 3rd, 2010 in General
At 1/3/10 08:22 PM, ArbitraryAbsurdity wrote:
At 1/3/10 08:20 PM, SteakandKidneyPie wrote: Did you know that Nostradamus had Predicted the london fires, JFK's assassanation, the end of the world in 2012 etc.

If you know anything else about Nostradamus, please say it, and teach other people.

Please do not write random crap.
And do you know of the word... coincidence?

This man has no belief in coincidences.

THERE SO FAR OUT OF THE REALM OF POSSIBILITIES FOR SUCH LOGICAL MEN OF HIS STATURE.

Response to: Do you believe in ghosts? Posted January 3rd, 2010 in General

Religion & Superstition is for the weak.

Response to: the decade's most Epic Fails Posted December 31st, 2009 in General
At 12/31/09 04:19 PM, Cybersief wrote: I vote Kanye West's birth.

Happened before this decade.

Seriously, how fucktarded are you to even state that.

Response to: Being a wrongful convict Posted December 23rd, 2009 in General
At 12/23/09 06:53 PM, CeilingCat wrote:
At 12/23/09 06:25 PM, Afro-mann wrote: I'd use that money to buy the items needed to kill everyone involved in my incarceration.
Why not use it to rape the girl they thought you raped?

SHE WAS RAPED AND KILLED.

Response to: Ipod Touch Headphone Port Help! Posted December 23rd, 2009 in General

TLDR

Thought you were talking about headphones.

Google is your friend.

Response to: Ipod Touch Headphone Port Help! Posted December 23rd, 2009 in General

Use them as anal beads.

Response to: Being a wrongful convict Posted December 23rd, 2009 in General
At 12/23/09 06:10 PM, VGmasters wrote: Imagine you are at your computer. You are looking at some hot porn and just in the middle of it, someone knocks on your door. You answer it and it's the police. They arrest you because you were believed to have raped and killed a 6-year old girl. Then you are in prison for decades, you try telling people that you didn't do it, but they wouldn't listen. So after being in prison for 15-40 years or so, they find out that you were never the killer.

How would it make you feel if your life was completely wasted from being in prison for a crime you didn't commit? For me, I would definitly be angry.

Reference to Florida Man who was incarcerated for 35 years?

He's entitled to $1.5 million from the state of Florida.

Yes I would be resentful but that $1.5 million would make up for some of it.

Response to: My girlfriend is pregnant Posted December 23rd, 2009 in General
At 12/23/09 04:25 PM, ohbombuh wrote:
At 12/23/09 03:59 PM, citricsquid wrote: I hope one day your partner is pregnant and will die if she enters child birth, then what? You sacrifice your partner for a child that isn't even guaranteed to live? moron.
Ever heard of a C-section? Moron.

4 to 1 chance of dying From a Caesarean Section.

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