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At 10/12/09 12:36 PM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:

At 10/12/09 12:26 PM, chainsawmurderer53 wrote: Make sure you never let Norton on your computer. It sl;ows things down so damn much.

Why you should never install Norton.

Please stop going to encyclopedia fagmatica.

Are you in there?

Nice sucker punch anyway, blindsided him good.

Also, He got dropped by the douche he hit so I wouldn't brag.

At 10/12/09 11:59 AM, dabigboom wrote:

There are flaws in the health care plan presented atm.

pic or it didnt happen

Your the reason I hate most 09'ers?

At 10/12/09 11:52 AM, dabigboom wrote: well some (not all) american are very very very stupid its way 45% of the people that would get universal health care are against it, also this

There are flaws in the health care plan presented atm.

STFU GTFO.

At 10/12/09 11:36 AM, OfficeMan wrote: Come here so I can bust in ya mouth

Did you get hacked? Trying to get deleted?

TROLLING HARD??

That's why I keep a lubed dildo on me.

ALL THE TIME.

At 10/11/09 02:38 PM, Evark wrote: I don't think chillin', chill, or chillax will be going the distance, unfortunately.

They have since the 80's :).

It's an oxygen rush to the head, it's pretty dangerous actually.

You'll feel light headed and if you become unconscious you may fall on your face, etc.

TehSlapHappy.

What the fuck is boyzone?

No offense but it sounds flamboyantly homosexual.

At 10/10/09 11:39 AM, Chimp-eat-me wrote: GE-AARRRRRG!!!

Beware the wrath of CockFingers!

I think I motherfucking love you.

She's not really your step sister considering the divorce.

Technically you could do it, there's no moral dilemmas or inbreeding problems.

Just kinda weird.

I think I want to fuck you in the ass.

It's not what he's done, but his promoting of democracy and world cooperation that won him the prize.

But then again I'm sure none of you care about that.

At 10/9/09 05:05 PM, robin1232 wrote:

anyway, it also says the daily ad revenue is 1.2 million $, I dont really believe that...

ORLY?

At 10/9/09 03:21 PM, Epeen wrote: If I said that black people are always bald and usually comb their bald heads with combs for some fucking reason?

They're usually not bald.

But the whole combing thing is that they can achieve having "waves" in their hair.

At 10/9/09 04:10 PM, ChampionAnwar wrote:

At 10/9/09 03:21 PM, hdxmike wrote:

Hahaha epic win.

Do you seriously suffer from that much mental retardation that you have to say "epic win"?

Two months skiing with virtually no modern day forms of entertainment sound extremely boring.

Maybe you should take up cutting yourself, you know so you realize how shitty your life will be.

At 10/8/09 08:16 PM, estrago1 wrote: You think you piss weird now? Try to sneeze and piss at the same time. I'm still waiting for the moment to come, so tell me what happens.

I have, as long as you keep a nice vice grip on your penis you'll be fine.

At 10/8/09 08:14 PM, NiNjabaNaNa wrote: if you whack it too much, somtimes the semen will get backed up and cause your piss to do that.

lay off the porn a little.

Porn?

Or how about the massive amounts of vagina thrown my way?

I thought this may have been the case, but sometimes i think my urethra fucking hates me for how much i mistreat it.

Idk why I'm telling you this.

But 1/3 of all the times i piss throughout the day I piss with explosive force.

Now say I'm late in the morning which is when it usually happens.

I take a brisk walk towards my toilet, whip my jaun out and BOOM.

My piss decides to go everywhere besides where I was pointing my penis at.

It's almost like my urethra is giving me a big "FUCK YOU" and decides to take mother fucking diagonal piss trajectories.

Other times my piss comes out so fast and hard it just ends up with a spreading effect, somewhat like a shotgun.

Sometimes I wonder if anyone on NG has my problem, so I decide to make threads about it.

DIscuss?

It just prays on people's superstitions and basic fears.

Nothing but cheap scares really.

WhatsMyInternetAge.com Results:

Internet Age: 96.5 Internet years (*)
Internet Birthday: 20 March 2003

:).

At 10/7/09 02:48 PM, blackattackbitch wrote:

And that, right there, is my first experience with Apple Cinnamon Cheerios.

Even if it is copypasta, It may have been the funniest shit I read in my entire life.

Lulz at Sanjay locking wrong parody.

Parody Thread

+1.

The least you could do is give it up to adoption.

Your a fucking child yourself, don't make your child's life as fucked up as yours is, at least give them a better chance with someone older, more mature, more financial stability, etc.

PS.

Thanks for increasing the overpopulation crisis.

ITT: Ps3 Fanfags.

You act like the Dallas Cowboys have a good run defense.