3,616 Forum Posts by "Purple-Slurpie"
One seems to puzzle me the most...
can someone expain to me why Myspace is so addicting?
The best part of waking up... is ganja in your cup!
Yeah. I heard they found familys of wild Cobras in Indiana. I live in Indiana. So yes
Drink some Snapple White Tea.
It's awesome.
At 7/25/07 06:40 PM, Dr-Jonesie wrote: Janis Joplin, next to Hendrix, was one of the biggest wastes of talent EVER! it really is a shame :(
I hope you don't mean Jimi...
In what way is he wasted talent?
you have a porno site n your toolbar?
one of My kids would win the lottery... Every day.
At 7/25/07 06:26 PM, thisisasignin wrote:At 7/25/07 06:08 PM, Purple-Slurpie wrote: And please, order this when this when you go to BK, it is crazy delicious.but I am allergic to purple =0(
And I'm allergic to bullshit. >:(
BTW, i don't give a shit if I spelled any words wrong or used bad grammer becuase i'm a hardass... and my cpu is new, so I haven't figured out how to turn spellcheck on yet.
So I was chillin with the king a while back... this was a few weeks ago. I was with my soccer team and we stopped on the way home from camp to get food. I walked in the building, and the first thing I notice, winking me right in the face is a giant add for the new "Berry Cream Icee" or something... I have no idea what it is really called... but in actuality, it was a giant add for a purple slurpie.
I read the sign and bust out in laughter. Not normal happy laughter, but evil, sinister laughter. That of a madman, or brian peppers. I then jump to the conclusion that there is someone on Newgrounds that is an insider for BK, and they notice how sexy and badass I am, so they called up that creepy guy that dresses like a king and wears that weird mask and told him to add the Purple Slurpie to the menu, and it's not a goddamn icee becuase even when you ask for a purple slurpie they hand you the goddamn drink and call it a slurpie not a fucking icee.
And please, order this when this when you go to BK, it is crazy delicious. They did this on purpose becuase I am super delicious as well.
here comes the conspiracy... As none of you know, I plan on running for and becoming president in the year 2028. By doing this, burger king is inadvertantly making me the president of the united states. Thank you burger king. You may make shitty chicken nuggets, but you make a great spicy tendercrisp and an even better campain team. in exchange for making me president, I will allow BK and only BK to have no restrictions on the food they make, as long as they keep the purple-slurpie on the menu.
Or what's always fun is sending random private messages to random users.
Write one about Purple-Slurpie.
and how much of a badass he is...
And If It's good, I'll return the favor.
She's hot.
I'd defiinatly donate a milk moustache made out of my sweet nut-butter to that bitch.
colts will win.
Vick will do something stupid and/or illegal.
everything else is just details.
One of my friends punched me in the back of the head when we were playing tennis.
How can you be a crazy ass mother if you are a guy?
i Didn't really read the post.
Then don't fuck in your bed.
No mess to clean up.
problem. fixed.
or you could get fixed.
Lol, they do that for the Kingdom of Loathing... it's more of a joke though.
Wait... really in kindergarden...
They should be teaching that shit in preschool.
34-C- It is the holy grail of boob.
You all call them gay... but look how cool they look.
They are all a bunch of badasses. The whole lot of 'em. I would hate to run into them in a dark alleyway.
At 7/23/07 04:51 PM, DannyIsOnFire wrote:At 7/23/07 04:49 PM, peeetah wrote: At least you weren't conscious I heard it all.It's funny because it's true.
At 7/23/07 04:50 PM, Purple-Slurpie wrote:I'm sorry you dont have friends to party with.At 7/23/07 04:48 PM, STEM wrote: I think you falling asleep on the same couch as the homosexual is weirder.I think him going to an all male party is weirder...er.
Of course, you go straight with the assumption that I have no friends... Lol. You'd be suprised how popular I am. But It doesn't really matter becuase I could tell you stuff, and It'd have no effect on you what so ever.
But Yeah.. I fuck bitches.
Pfff... guilt. There is no guilt in slapping women. They want to get slapped
At 7/23/07 04:48 PM, STEM wrote: I think you falling asleep on the same couch as the homosexual is weirder.
I think him going to an all male party is weirder...er.
I still don't get what the purpose is.
At 7/15/07 04:36 PM, EddieIronMaiden wrote:At 7/15/07 04:33 PM, AngryBanana wrote: All the guest celebs on his show piss me off.The end:
Holy shit. carrot top is getting ripped.
Post her myspace...
If is emo, then She has to have a myspace.
don't tell her parents... Just be with her most of the time. If you just keep her mind from thinking about doing it, then she won't has as many thoughts.
Pics... we will determine if she was hot.
