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At 7/29/07 02:15 PM, blackqat wrote:

At 7/29/07 02:14 PM, Champigne wrote: Pics or it didn't happen..

I don't have a digital camera.

haha, you're poor.

Tom Morello is in top 5.

Is he being serious? His voice sounds like the holocaust.

At 7/29/07 12:00 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Nice bass. For songs, I'd suggest:

Run to the Hills- Iron Maiden
Addicted to Vaginal Skin - Cannibal Corpse
Low Rider - War
Slow Ride - Foghat
Another One Bites the Dust - Queen
Would? - Alice in Chains
War Pigs - Black Sabbath
Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses

Good list. Thanks for the ideas. XD

At 7/29/07 12:00 AM, Duh-Boss wrote: That's pretty kick ass. I'm saving up for a bass right now. Learn some korn songs. They have pretty sweet bass parts. RATM does kick ass. Oh! Primus. Primus for sure.

Ahh shit dude. I love primus. I gotta learn some of that.

BTW, here is a pic of me in action.

I've been playing since thursday, so today I thought... might as well go out and buy a nice bass since I've been playing for so long. I went to the ol' guitar center and was trying out some basses. While I was trying one out, an experianced bassist said, "Hey, how old are you, you're pretty good" and I say, "well, I'm sixteen, and i've been playing for about 3 days." Sure made him feel like an ass.

So I found a sweet rig, It's an Ibanez Atk series, Black on Black with a chrome bridge and a pickup selector. It cost me about 500 for that, and another 120 for a case and strap.

Well anyway. I need to learn some songs. I already know a bunch of RATM and Audioslave becuase Y tim K is awesome. Plus I know Higher Ground by RHCP. So what should I learn?

BTW, I play bass in a band that does Alt/Punk/hxc. So songs in that nature would be good too.

mine's in my little profile thingy.

Newgrounds would be Antarctica.

And I know that antarctica isn't a country. It's a continent. But I don't give a shit.

If I gave you an Idea, would you credit me in the film?

It is a cool game... but It wasn't too difficult.

I'm not really impressed.

I don't know what you were supposed to see... But I love muse, so I liked that video

It goes to the printer at the Newgrounds headquarters... Tom is pissed at you right now.

You're just mad becuase you didn't think of it first.

Let's see...

Hit and Run, twice. Speeding, Wreckless driving, B&E, Stealing Government property, sexual harrasment, littering, loitering, disturbing the peace, The list goes on and on.

At 7/26/07 09:48 PM, Scarab-Stalk33r wrote:

g2g guys i hav 2 lick the remains out of daves condom lol.

Damn Straight she does. When I wear condoms, i make sure to fill that fucker. Or wear two.

I'm dave btw.

At 7/26/07 09:48 PM, Raguel wrote: This'd be more fun if your name didn't have so many damned latters.

And it'd be more fun if it was... fun.

At 7/26/07 04:05 PM, EtchASketchClock wrote:

At 7/26/07 03:06 PM, punkboy1110 wrote: here is the OFFICIAL song list for guitar hero 3

Official my ass.
Thats also where you got most of that list from, your ass.

I saw Stairway, and it wasn't the last venue.

I don't think it's real.

At 7/26/07 03:06 PM, punkboy1110 wrote: here is the OFFICIAL song list for guitar hero 3

I hope that is real.

Where did you find it? It looks, AMAZING

Fox will do anything to get viewers.

He is my hero.

Tea fo sho.

Arizona makes some good white tea.

But it's shite compaired to snapple white tea.

At 7/26/07 02:51 PM, BonusStage wrote: OF COUSE THEY DO THAT. i don't watch porn for legs or necks or upper arms, they two "professions" are completely different

the fact that you're even comparing them is absolutely idiotic :\

I know, it's just like compairing apples to dildoes. you can't do that.

Wow. I don't know what to make of this.

1. Dave 451 up, 178 down

A term used to refer to the coolest person in a group.

Oh man, I was the Dave of the party.

tags dave cool awesome amazing the best
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Send to a friend
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2. dave 108 up, 141 down

A Tucson, AZ local sexually transmitted disease, combining gonhoreah, syphyllis, AIDS, the HIV, herpes, hep, and other things that are too grotesque to mention.

Doctor - "I'm sorry, Clinton, but you have the Dave."

Clinton - "What does that mean?"

Doctor - "Your life expectancy is now two minutes."

Clinton - "Gack! (Drops over dead.)"

Doctor - "Of course, that was just an estimate."

tags dave sexually transmitted diseases herpes
by The Gunny Tucson, AZ Jan 23, 2007 email it
3. Dave 66 up, 153 down

Used as sarcasm in place of obviously

person1: the sky is blue
person2: Err Dave!

tags dave sarcasm david obvious duh!
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At 7/26/07 02:39 PM, xSoldierx wrote:

At 7/26/07 02:25 PM, Redface wrote: Noone agrees with me. What about you?

what guitar hero 3?

theres not going to be one.
Here's their next project =]
Rock Band.

it looks soo sweet.
But yeah, that song would be cool on it.

It'll be cool... minus the price tag. 200 bucks for the game, drums, guitar, and mic.

way too much for me.

A while back, I wrote out a set of laws and observations... it was about a year ago, so I am going to apply my knowledge now and add more.
And I have come to the conclusion of these ten or Eleven Laws of Purple_Slurpie
Some of these are not laws, but more like random thoughts that I thought sounded cool. Also, this is part of my attempt to get all of the characters in one post filled.

1. Chicks like guitar players, but not guitar players who brag a lot, guitar players that are talented, or guitar players that play "good" music. They just like guitar players that can play James Blunt and Girly Music. So if you play guitar and you play blues, classic rock, indie, alt, folk, folk rock, alt rock, dance rock, rock and roll, rhythm and blues, metal, death metal, emo, scremo, cock rock, Hardcore or scene, then you cannot use your guitar playing to get women. Unless you are extremely good looking and manly, like me.

2. Mr. Pibb (Dr. Pepper) is the ultimate in soft drinks. It can be drank with any snack food, or any food what so ever. Some of you may disagree with me and say that MD is the best soda, but have you ever had Doughnuts with mountain dew, or have you ever had Andy Capps with MD? So Mr. Pibb= win. Also, Energy Drinks are a great invention. They beat the hell out of coffee and they taste like the sweat of Jesus. That is a good thing.

3. No matter how hard you try, you cannot look cool in the back seat of a car, unless that car is a limo. Even in the most expensive of cars, I.E. Ferrari, Porsche, you look like a total looser just because you are sitting in the back seat. For the grace of Tom Morello, please don't try to act like a Badazz in the "bitch seat" Also, try picking up chicks in the back seat of a car, it is next to impossible.

4. "Good" Music is never popular. Popular music is never good. And when I say "Good music, I mean the sub-genre of music that you don't hear on the radio and I call it, "Good" music. It will never be popular because radio and TV shies away from bands like Senses Fail and Avenged sevenfold because they aren't what you'd classify as Family friendly. Without the use of mass media, (radio) they won't be known throughout the world as well as "bands" like the Black Eyed Peas. I have noted that Popular music is never good meaning that music on the top 40 channel is never good because if there ever is a half descent song on the top 40 radio, they over play it, then they over play it some more. For example, Black Parade it's an okay song, but I hate it now. There are examples though... Red Hot Chili Peppers and Rage Against the Machine.

5. The Internet. It is a waste of time. Nothing good ever came from the internet. The only thing that people use it for is myspace and porn. I have realized that the internet is just a place for lazy people, like me, to get together and say random shit to confuse people. What pisses me off about the internet is how it changes your life. I am a myspace addict. From other's observations and my own, I now understand that what makes myspace so addictive is the feeling of approval and constant attention that you receive from the other members of the site. It's like stepping on a slug. I need to go outside.

6. America has a holiday called The 4th of July. Everyone in America gets involved and loves it. There is a lot of action and explosions. I have found out that America views the forth of July just as the rest of the world views the world cup. So now we have an understanding of the rest of the world.

The more you know!

7. Every single movie that is out, in theaters, now is not an original idea, so therefore, if one were to create an original movie idea and produced it, then one would become a multi-millionaire because people demand new stuff not any of this namby-pamby crap that Hollywood is pooping out. And don't give me any of this crap that there are no original ideas left, because there are. If I were to make a flick about a janitor who is a really creepy dude that pulls pranks on the kids at the school, and then he gets arrested for Pedophilia, goes to jail, and gets a job cleaning the cellblock, That would be an original idea, and I would make millions, so therefore, Originality= Cash.

8. Women are hot, but they can be a pain in the ass, so I have derived a few formulas and conclusions to help solve the mysterious mystery of hot women.

Theory A. Women are always pissed off and horny. Most of the time when I'm talking to a girl, she says she wants a boyfriend, but all guys are dicks. This brings me to the conclusion that women are hornier that men. Men don't sit around and talk about having boyfriends all the time, in fact, when I'm hanging out with my buddies, we only talk about chicks when we see one. Usually it is about stupid shit, like "How could we make a car powered on watermelons." Not exactly that, but you get the idea. I'm sure that girls go into their little "girl talks" that I've been hearing of a lot lately, and nothing good can come from a girl talk. NOTHING. Unless of course the topic is about how awesome I am. Then only good things can come of this.

Theory B. Women can get whatever they want at any time, because they have what men want and that is Vaginas. So we use the transitive property to formulate that Women = Vaginas, and Vaginas = Happy Men, so therefore, Women= happy men. But then I realized that that is not always true, so Here is the fixed form of the formula, Women = Butt Sex, and Butt Sex= Pain in the Ass, so Women = Pain in the ass.

Theory C. Girls are complex when it comes to dating, so I have derived this equation to help guys out.
The ratio of how much money you spend on her to the amount of boob you can grab is directly proportionate.
We will use proportions in this problem.
Is/Of = X/Y

"Is" being of course the amount of dates you've been on multiplied by 1.5 and of being the amount of money you've spent on her minus 20. X being the amount of seconds you can hold them for and Y being the amount of Breasts plus the number of guys she's done it with.

So if you are on the fifth date with a virgin and you buy her a 15 dollar meal and then you go to a 15 dollar movie and buy 6 dollars worth of popcorn

Then 5/1= X/2

You always round up if you are above .5 so therefore, you would get to hold the breast for 10 seconds. And if you spend over $50 then you automatically deserve two minutes.

9. Pirates are cooler than ninjas, but The Grand Master Ninja is cooler than The Captain of the Pirate Crew. There really isn't that much explanation to this theory. But if there could be a Pirate that studied the ways of Ninjitsu, then he would be super cool because he would pillage, plunder, and roundhouse kick while wearing a black pirate costume and the Parrot would speak in Japanese, which would be super funny.

10. Martial Arts isn't really an Art. Except when I kick someone in the face with my Awesome Kung Fu and their blood splatters all over a canvas and it makes a picture, or when I punch people in their jaw and they scream in a certain pitch and I punch a sequence of punches are landed that composes a symphony of Pain and Misery.

11. You never realize how stupid something looks until you see someone else doing it. Such as I used to throw golf clubs, and swear angrily during video game play. Then I saw a friend of mine throw his golf clubs after he choked on a putt and it looked really immature.

12. When you are doing an undesirable task, such as yard work, or shoveling... the final part of the task will always be the most tedious, yet at first glance, it will seem like it won't take much effort. For example, I was at work, cleaning the gutters, and I had cleaned all around the entire building, except for the last little section that was only 6 feet or so, so I thought... no biggie, it'll take 10 minutes, then I climb up the ladder, all smiles on my face... then I look into the gutter. There is literally a 4 inch buildup of much covered in bird shit. It took 2 hours to clean.

Also, no matter how long you spend cleaning something. It'll look dirty

kthnxbai

Awww those puppies were so cute.

NSFW

At 7/26/07 12:23 AM, M-to-the-C wrote:

Really? Now may I ask how can this be accomplished? I ask because I gotta pay 150$US for these boots.

Stupid import tax.

See... you become number one... then you tell the boot company to give you free boots, or you will tell everyone on the internet that said boot company rapes baby chickens, and uses the dead seamen covered bodies to make the leather for the boots.

At 7/26/07 12:11 AM, M-to-the-C wrote:

At 7/26/07 12:09 AM, Purple-Slurpie wrote:
God... she has more friends than tom. I want to phish her account and delete all of her friends... she'd proabably get a hernia.

Yea, I've actually started mass asking friends when ever I'm on so I can get more then that anarexic dyke. I think I'll get 4.3k before I dont give a shit anymore.

I'll be the king of myspace and make Tila lick my new leather boots

That are coming soon...

Shit, you could get some leather boots for free if you were the number one myspacer... Number one on myspace has more power than basically anyone on the internet. It's rediculous.

At 7/26/07 12:08 AM, M-to-the-C wrote:

At 7/26/07 12:06 AM, Purple-Slurpie wrote: One seems to puzzle me the most...

can someone expain to me why Myspace is so addicting?

Because we all shoot to have more friends then that bitch tila tequila, and we hope to get chicks phone numbers, but then we find out they live 10,000km away or there a SIF.

God... she has more friends than tom. I want to phish her account and delete all of her friends... she'd proabably get a hernia.

BBR, you should get dreadlocks... you'd look real cool in dreads.