3,616 Forum Posts by "Purple-Slurpie"
Tight pants are awesome.
They make guys pants that are pretty tight. Not tight as in cool. Tight as in non-loose.
But they aren't as uncomfortable as you'd think. Plus as an added bonus, Girls get to see your crotch and how muscular your legs are. So sucks if you're tiny.
I saw those about 2 weekends ago. And It shocked me, lol.
They don't look good. At all. But then again, I'm not a coffee person. I'm a tea person.
I'll stick with the original.
At 7/30/07 09:29 PM, sirtom93 wrote: ma name is sirtom
and i love to get a hard on
its hard to type when its in my face
thats why my first rap wasnt to the quality of mase
im making a flash bout sugar hill gang
and im keen on a bang
so when i hear bob taking the stage
i get something called NG rage!
OWNAGE!
I liked the first one better.
This one was even more of a joke. Just by reading it, I can tell that you are the whitest of the whitebread. But It's not comical like Bob's... you were trying to be funny. You failed.
I wish I had that ASS stamp that they use on Conan O'brian.
At 7/30/07 09:19 PM, J1m wrote:At 7/30/07 09:11 PM, Purple-Slurpie wrote: Get Dead rising and COD 3 for Wii.I'd do a little but of research Call of Duty 3
I thought it was really fun. Way better than Red Steel.
but not as good as Resident Eveil.
But if playing Bass is sex... then playing Bass on Guitar Hero is like looking in the newspaper for the underwear ads.
At 7/30/07 09:22 PM, BadAssBob wrote: Jesus people, stop writing rap. I was joking with mine, stop being serious. If you go on Newgrounds you can't be a successful rapper.
Lol, I know.
You're was awesome. It must have posted while I was typing it.
I'm sorry. ; )
At 7/30/07 09:13 PM, Caspurious wrote: slurpie,how was it better just a question?of and yours is baron
Because I type with proper grammer and spelling. XD
and it was like 3 pages long.
Baron is another word for badass... like The Red Baron from germany. He fucked up a lot of people.
From German Scat Porn.
Look it up.
I pound your ass like a Tenderloin Steak
Smooth like a snake,
I slap you with my dick and
I Make your stomache ache
From the juice running down your throat
I give it a little stroke,
Like a gator in a moat
your broke ass is going to choke
Your punk ass ain't got shit on me
The flow flowing through your veins like it's HIV
These words are a Knife that is causing you to bleed
All becuase You fucked up and tried to spit on me.
SERVED, SERVED, SERVED, SERVED
God, I'm so ghetto it hurts.
that's just too... nerdy.
save your money.
Yeah... This guy named purple slurpie did this a while back.
and it was way better.
Like... the animal?
or like the computer thingy.
god, i'm so fucking technical.
It's not very good. Sorry. :)
maybe if I heard you say it, it'd sound better.
At 7/30/07 12:17 PM, Craven-Dick wrote: If she were my mum, I would totally incest her
This could be the best thing i've heard today. I'm going to remember it.
I'm going to get it. When's it come out.
Black holes wasn't a bad album, it just had like 2 songs on it that sucked hardcore. Most of them were good.
At 7/29/07 07:39 PM, Randominator wrote:At 7/29/07 07:31 PM, Purple-Slurpie wrote:he's injured.
Right now, he is a substitute... and Adu is better. :(
and adu isn't better...i mean he has the potential to be but definitely not atm =p
And plus adu is a little black boy, lol. Me and him are practically brothers becuase I went to a Crew/DC game and he looked at us, becuase we were yelling his name the entire game.
Lol, his mum had to drive him to practice his first season.
At 7/29/07 07:31 PM, Purple-Slurpie wrote:At 7/29/07 07:16 PM, sportingboy wrote:I didn't say grey... (look at the picture)
first he dont have grey ghost hair...
Lol, forgot the picture.
Oh god... the first site I remember... Cheat Planet.com.... i'd always look up codes for pokemon.
At 7/29/07 07:16 PM, sportingboy wrote:
first he dont have grey ghost hair...
I didn't say grey... (look at the picture)
second what he has is talen in soccer which manny americans seem to lack.....
Right now, he is a substitute... and Adu is better. :(
of course hes old and that shows that hes played soccer for so long and thats wat makes him a legend at the sport and how he makes so much money...
He only makes so much money becuase LA wants to get people going to games, so they had a huge publicity stunt.
so show some respect cuz hes helping american soccer so americans could learn one or two things about the sport...
Like that it sucks and the american players suck. That's the 2 things that I learned.
At 7/29/07 07:19 PM, BlueHippo wrote:At 7/29/07 07:15 PM, Purple-Slurpie wrote: Del tha funky homosapien is better.
however i do listen to a lot of del, and only a couple immortal technique songs :P
OMG you actually know and like Del. You are fucking awesome in my book!
Del tha funky homosapien is better.
Graphitti the outside and take pics.
He's not that good looking anymore. Get over yourself. He is old and has ghost hair. The only thing he's got is millions of dollars and a bangin wife.
What happened Beck? Seriously?
That's it? I live in a small ass town and there is about 10.
4 of them are me.
Becuase once you hit 88, the flux capacitor gets enough power to travel back in time.
At 7/29/07 02:17 PM, Cripple-fight wrote: he has a computer so he cant be that poor
nah, he goes to the library.
