3,616 Forum Posts by "Purple-Slurpie"
Indeed.
Actually, i have been reading more this summer. I read one book... that's more than i read the last 3 summers combined.
Actually, it wouldn't be a rap, because rap is consistant of 1/2 rythm, 1/2 poetry. (note RAP, rythm and poetry)...
So without the rythm, it's just a poetry contest.
Lost Planet.
You all suck at this
This next one should start with a T.
The Chronicals of Narnia.
THe next one should be an A
Fuck that. I want Sammy Jackson.
SPIN THAT WHEEL MOTHAFUCKA
Good writing bonus. I like.
When and where will this be... I will camp out.
At 7/18/07 05:52 PM, simsam114 wrote: What about fall out boy? Those emo dipshits...
Fall out boy isn't as gay as PATD. Atleast FOB used to make half decent songs... oh, how they have changed.
You know, there is an audiosection for this
no, it's just becuase black people drink kool-aid more than anything. and their germs get on the powder.
it looks like a pinecone covered in hamburger meat
Fucked one of the managers. This event has really shaken the town up. I live in a small community, so Not a lot of stuff happens, so when something this eventful happens, it really makes a huge impact on everyone.
Well, first off... This girl(who recently graduated) was a manager for 4 years to the football team. No one suspected anything going on between the two of them untill late this year, when they acted "strangly" towards one another. Such as, after football games were won, they gave eachother hugs, that seemed a little more than the way a teacher would hug a student. Plus, he got her a full ride scholorship to be a manager at the state university to be a manager for the football team... and that has never happened anywhere before.
Recently at a concert, he was caught buying alcohol for the girl and some of her friends, and they probably fucked that night. Now, the coach's wife is really hot, so why would the coach want to be around that slamwhole of a highschool chick in the first place? I'm just saying, why go out for fish sticks when you have lobster at home? And to put a long and awkward story short, he is now fired and is in a stress center becuase he almost killed himself.
so I say to myself, why won't a *hot* female teacher ever buy me alcohol and fuck me? I'm just saying, that'd be pretty sweet.
Well, I think my request got lost in the pile, so here it is again.
I'd like someone to revamp my old sig, mainly that indigo purple color with slurpies on it and it says purple slurpie.
Basically my old sig but a lot sexier.
Yeah? can we get that in the states. that sounds awesome.
If someone would make me a sig that featured the Purple Slurpie and said my name, with a purple background.
I'd like it to be similar to my old one (pic included) but I want it to be a lot sexier.
THANKS YOU
Who is from the shithead state and uses newgrounds?... so far, all I know is me and Bonusstage... and I don't know if that is his name anymore, becuase I'm a lazy fuck and I don't want to check.
By The Way... my ipod > your mp3 player... I have 2438 songs, 15 full length movies, AND the all your base video... and I have mini golf.
I'm fucking bored.
Fuck actually seems pretty interesting. I want to see it. But I don't know where I could rent it at.
That's bullshit, becuase you said you came in minutes... You would have came in about 30 seconds or so. Especially if you started with a boner and it was your 1st.
And It's bullshit becuase you said "you hadn't jacked off since saturday" Everyone rubs a few out durring the week, lol.
There once was a place called google images...
It's been long since forgotten about.
Actually, I did. I had a 9 oz stirloin and 8 shrimp, plus chilli and macaroni.
BITCH GOT OWNED>
I'd shoot him and look like a hero.
then at the ceremony when the mayor gives me the town key. I'd beat off on the first row.
At 7/15/07 12:55 AM, Lagatag wrote: This is my scoring system
I would do her
or
I would not do her
Oh shit. I forgot to say...
The Moral of the story is that I'd do a 5.5
At 7/15/07 12:53 AM, Shadow0fDeath wrote: you sir are a genuis
At 7/15/07 12:54 AM, captain wrote:oh that's pathetic!
AHH, I don't know which to believe!
I have cleverly devised a system that is near flawless on the ranking of women's attractiveness. It uses the standard 0-10 scale, but there are some modifications.
1. It breaks said female into 4 basic catagories.
- Facial Features
- Breats
- Body
- Misc.
a. Facial Features
- This is given on a 0-3 point scale that ranks the face and head of said female, but not the hair... unless it is facial hair. If there is visible facial hair, that gives the girl an automatic 0, unless she is rediculously gorgeous, then she might get .5 of a point. This is the only part of the system that is really subjective... but most of us can agree on the difference between Kate Beckinsale and that creepy 50 year old bitch bagging your groceries. Here's how it breaks down. 0-1= Wow, go see a surgeon or wear a bag over your head. 1-5= Not that bad. just average. 1.5-2 A little better than average. Ie. Do-able 2-2.5 = Pretty cute. The kind of girl you'd like to marry, or be your girlfriend. 2.5-3= Looks of an Actress or model. WOW,
b. Breasts. Aka Tits aka Sweater meat
- this is obviously how they are packing under the shirt. It is worth 2 points. One point is for quantaty, the other point is for quality. But under some circumstance. quality will override quantity and either increase or decrease the score of said boobs. For Example. There could be a girl with really huge boobs, but they are all saggy and fat... this could be considered a .5 at best. Or she could have small boobs that are very, very nice, this could be a 1.5-2. Again, most men will agree on the ranking. This isn't too subjective, becuase they are right there and you can agree with your fellow man to the number that should be assigned with the jublies.
c. Body (includes ass)
- This is a 3 point category, because it includes the ass, legs, and figure... all get one point. Basically the same rules apply, any of the three may be very nice, and they will be assigned a value for the quality. Aka, no ass or fat ass = 0, decent ass = .5, Makes you drool = 1.
D. Misc.
- This category is worth 2 points, it can be anything that doesn't fall into the other three categories, such as hair color, or clothes, or something called a personality. And you can debate on the rewardment of points, such as... She is a blone, but she is a total bitch... One point. or. She seemed really confident, but she had "Dyke Spikes", 1/2 point.
I hope this made more sense for you than it did for me. I made it up myself, so It is probably full of spelling errors becuase I can't find spell check on my browser, and I'm tired.
atleast if this article did anything for you... it wasted a few minutes of your time. NWA UP IN DIS MOTHA FUHKKA!
That'd look sweet on my broomstick
No. It's for pedo's trying to bag some kids.
Well, you should have only made one in the WI/HT in the first place.
