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The oldest trick in the Stoners Handbook is the fabric softer + paper towel/toilet roll. Use your logic before you kill off your good braincells

Thank me l8er

It's no secret that COD is a part of the los Illuminados; so are shit ton of other popular games like GTA. Basically any game/Movie that has MASS APPEAL becomes apart of it because it affects many lives on a large scale.

Know your shit

I think porn is disrespectful all around esp. in a relationship. Viewing it is like saying your partner is not worthy enough, or is not satisfy you enough to some aspect

"Women should never take sex advice, from someone they wouldn't fuck"

Some guy

At 5/6/12 12:09 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote:

At 5/6/12 12:08 PM, Xenomit wrote:

This. They want relationships to be just like in the movies.

^This idea is accurate

I drink both from Nesquik brand

Although I don't believe the gist of your post, interesting read; 8/10

and Next time just explain to the manager your dispute, and they will give you FREE movie tickets or food. Just gotta be calm brah

Yes, aliens are REAL and they our experimenting on the human species because human intellect is far inferior compared to the aliens advanced knowledge of what is unknown to humans.

Now look into my shiny pen thingy

It's very hard to offend me, but recently I got offended for another group of people when someone posted a comment saying "I wonder how many Jews you can fit in a ashtray"

Shit like that upsets me because thinking wicked thoughts like that and openly stating them serve no purpose other than fueling hatred. Some people might find it funny, but that's how Hitler's are created. People who make"jokes" like that are obviously mean spirited people who don't have the best wishes for the people they are trying to offend and overall makes them look like a racist

Some people have softer feelings than others, but imagine if everybody spoke their minds no matter how harsh ? The world would be in a far worse condition than it is now for we would hurt each other for the shit we say.

Some things just shouldn't be said

Every man has a line, and physical force should only be used if absolutely necessary if someone Xrosses it. Don't provoke a fight for that is not wise, and words don't do any physical harm and verbal abuse is usually something women fight over which is one thing most men can handle pretty well.

In a lot of situations you have to be the more mature guy, as a lot of young males are immature and are the quickest to respond to anger. Real wise guys don't need to use physical force, unless used upon them.

Alcohol often times impairs males natural instinct to justify heated situations that arise which is why bar fights frequently occur

".....And boom goes the dynamite"

Was that for a bet or a spur of the moment thing ? I laughed nonetheless

To colorful for me, they got nothing on these though

I bet you voted for Obama

Well, looks like it's time to mess with all the Caucasian bitches at my school

You will never get rid of me for I am in their lungs

Thats why we invented medicines and hospitals to perfect our imperfections

Right click album, Update Album Info >Should ad picture but you have to be connected to internet

Cant' go wrong with a beamer

Surewhynot

At 1/21/12 04:59 AM, Phantox wrote: She was probably living a sinful life and God punished her for her sins

I actually believe the opposite, once your suffered long enough on earth, I think got removes you if your in him and he is in you =)

Only the suuuper newbs go to hell

Abra, KaDabra, Alakazaam

No, but one time I was high off some shit, and kept having visions of what it would be like to get shot in the head, over and over and over again. Shit was weird

I tired to watch an episode. It had medicore humor

Its not about wether being "clean" is boring or not because thats an opinion, its about enjoing life what ever that means

I like Radeon because they use sexci female characters on their products

It's crazy I'm going through the EXACT same crisis ATM. I too have been very depressed lately due to my college classes and other things. I am waaay behind in 3 of four classes that only meet once a week but expect a ton of work. Also the more I learn things about things; the more depressed I become. The only thing that keeps me motivated now is music, and knowing that somehow all this tidious work will pay off one day.

One of my teachers recomended that I see the school psychiatrist which is free on my campus, maybe you should check yours out. Also praying doesn't hurt either.

Now thats just awfully disgusting

I still recall 7.7.07 and 6.6.06. today wuz a good day