I belive in Santa God and the Jesus Bunny. The Jesus bunny is going to appear on his magic egg and take me away to a chocolate fudge covered heaven with jellybean berry bushes and gummybear round abouts.

At 6/19/08 02:10 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Okay okay... lemme see here, hum... Interesting... Well it says here that,
You're going to die someday.

And one day, this day... I will read this thread, and I will fap. Not once, but twice. And before the cock crows twice, I shall come.

For I am the lordsauce.

At 6/14/08 11:06 PM, Minion777 wrote: Sir, as tempting as your invitation may appear, I must82282

I'd fn' hope so... drink up... drunk up.

I had some 70% Absinth.. x 5 shots...

At 6/14/08 10:01 PM, Eatsalottagrass wrote: Your the reason I installed pal-talk you black daughter with oh so many problems owner mother fucker.

I know, I can't undo the ban, Wade the god of all things paltalk kicked your ass... wtf did you do btw?

At 6/14/08 09:16 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: It's raining real hard in my area. Fuck going out.

Imma gettin' really drunk ffs... where the fuck are all of ye>

At 6/14/08 08:24 PM, VespeneGas wrote:

At 6/14/08 08:23 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: Who wants to look at a 150 page thread?

Fuck you.

And yet you are not drunk nor on paltalk... sad

i love this thread... hic

At 6/14/08 08:13 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: I have a heineken next to me and listening to spaceballs.

Fridge full of beer but drinking Absinth...

Get paltalk, get drunk and go to adult->conversations-> The Newgrounds Fan Room and be merry...

At 12/22/07 07:50 PM, CryogenChaos wrote:

At 12/22/07 07:49 PM, PureCarnage wrote:

At 12/22/07 07:24 PM, Death-Affiliate wrote: YAY! BOOBIES!

Now I am fapped out.

Yeah me too, here is my first take at this toon... let me know what you think...

Fix the diamond on the forhead, but it's looking very good.

These are just warmup sketches to help familiarize myself with the toon... Ryan said he wants her in a yiff porn, so he shall have it... I will make it so.

At 12/22/07 07:24 PM, Death-Affiliate wrote: YAY! BOOBIES!

Now I am fapped out.

Yeah me too, here is my first take at this toon... let me know what you think...

At 12/22/07 07:02 PM, masterguy-1243 wrote: Hawt. But there should be NSFW in the title.

Ah crap, I forgot! My Bad... Wade, Tom ... please forgive me!

I posted a blog with my new character that I have designed. Let me know what you think and who you think he should shabang...

His pic is here, tell me what you think.
http://purecarnage.newgrounds.com/news/p ost/60543

I am going to model the first hottie by request thanks to RyanNG who thinks this will be hawt...

Gerudo!

At 12/21/07 01:52 AM, Tancrisism wrote: I haven't ever made a thread exactly like this but clever, I don't think.

True, it wasn't clever.

OR WAS IT?

They fuckin' eat a mouse... how cool is that!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNcIUIULa fw

At 12/21/07 01:43 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: I always wondered why they bite my penis so hard.

They are trying to bite off the head of your penis, so try not to dangle it in front of their arms of death.

I love these vids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phG6QNOlU rk

Just remember that before you try to mate with one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYp_Xi4At AQ

At 12/19/07 12:31 AM, SnakeSolid wrote: But why does a website need money to maintain itself in the first place?

Let's see... bandwidth costs money.

Alexa Rank

Newgrounds is ranked 418 in the world for traffic with 6.9 MILLION unique visitors a DAY.

Bandwidth, the stuff that delivers the content...rated at 0.25 cents per GIG and each user say watches 1x4meg movie a day (6.9 million x 4Mb = 27,600,000Mb or 26,953 Gb per day TIMES 0.25 cents for GIG = $6738.25 dollars per day x 30 days = 202,147.00) And because it's in that kind of a bracket, they probably have to own thier own OC3 lines in which case its a mininum $30,000 a month plus additonal charges, they could be paying as high as $60,000 a month to cover this bandwidth you all take for granted so much. Could be more or less, but in that ball park.

This isn't Grandma's little pet poodle hotline website with 125 visitors a month... its a massive hub on the internet.

Nuff said.

A retard like you who doesn't realize why a website like this needs advertising to survive should just be shot now.

Are you paying the (my estimation based on their traffic stats) ~$30,000+ Bandwidth costs per month, the ~$5,000 server fees per month, the staff and who knows what other expenses ... give your stupid ass a reality check and STFU moron.

Ads help cover these costs, otherwise there'd be no newgrounds with the amount of traffic this site gets.

At 12/18/07 04:36 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Oh yeah. It happens to me a lot. Recently, I dreamed that my friend Matt would accidentally take two forks at lunch instead of one. Then it happened.

It can be such a mundane experience where the preconceived event is not extraordinary... what is extraordinary is that it does happen. And to a lot of people.

At 12/18/07 02:20 PM, CruzAzul-19 wrote: I remember having a dream about like 7 years ago, and afterwards I always kept on dreaming the same thing. Then one day like 1 or 2 years ago it happened. I was like " What the fuck did I just dream that a long time ago?" Yeah well I can't really remember my dream but I know that I have drempt it before. Freakiny stuff man, freaky stuff...

It's not freaky, it's cool in a thread like this when you start seeing people coming forward to talk about having these types of experience. Its an experience that should make us rethink our whole view of what reality really is.

At 12/18/07 08:45 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: Everyone dreams things that happen, they just don't remember.
Everyone does this. I've seen it happen too many times first-hand for it to be just bullshit.
It's scary shit. Like what if I dream someone dies and then they die.
I really don't want to think about it.

Why do you think it happens?

Dreams are very cool, we can have lucid dreams (dreams where you wake up in the dream and realize you are dreaming). These dreams rock because you can dream anything you want.

As for Precognitive dreams, what happens if you have a lucid dream, and it comes true?

Have you ever dreamed something and some day later, what you dreamed came true, like Deja Vu except you remember said dream?

If so, why do you think it happens?
How often does it happen?
How accurate is it?
Describe some of it.

sigh...

At 12/14/07 08:36 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

Is it disgustingly sexual? I hear that's very necessary.

Also, I have lots of fucked up (as in live quality recordings) metal submissions in the audio portal now. Nothing funny, though, although you might dig the rap tracks I put up with Mighty Quinn from Iron Mic Coalition.

I will have to take a wander over there and check said fucked up metal submissions out! Kick ass!

At 12/14/07 08:34 PM, LeeJaySan wrote: Paris Hilton IS worthless, and so are Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan! That's why I never watch movies any more! Those Hollywood celebs are making themselves a mess!

They should all wear depends.

At 12/14/07 08:30 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Uhoh....

I think Purecarnage is brewing something.

PS VAGINA SHONG

Holy Shit FUNKbrs posted in one of my threads... this damn near almost gives life meaning again.

How the hell are ya. And I am brewing something... something sic.

At 12/14/07 08:26 PM, megaman12345 wrote: you know most of your replys will be shit right?

This only further deepens me into a pit of cynical barstardness.

At 12/14/07 08:26 PM, SIXTYoneVW wrote:

At 12/14/07 08:23 PM, PureCarnage wrote: ...so just visualize it.

That'd be hard.

that's exactly what the mac guy said in reference to his Johnson.

Everything just seems so damn stupid and pointless to me now, like Paris Hilton.

My shop is gay porn with mac face giving it to pc guy, can't show it due to AUP. so just visualize it.