Hurrah!

My fellow americans. It has come to my attention that on the date of September 23, 2009, I was not allowed to go to my locker during lu-I mean, america has come under attack. Including not allowing full freedoms to its students; Sickles High School has been harboring Al K. Dah, his boss Osawma bihn Loden, and has been building wepons of mas destuctin. I say we invade immediately.

At 11/1/09 06:34 PM, JKMonkey wrote: I used to string cars, but the wind would just blow it off. Toilet paper and egg works much better.

I know, but Im not made of money! Rich assholes with your fancy
chicken eggs and non-leaf toilet paper.. Imagine if I were made of money. I would be rich, but if my arm tore off , would it grow back? And wouldnt I have no penis for cock jokes?

Im not sure, so you should drink it to test it for known characteristics.

Halloween posts reminded me of this so: What are your favorite places to string? I like many: garages are easy to string and are obvious to onlookers, it hell to get out of bushes, and who doesnt hate the stuff on your windshield?

At 11/1/09 06:03 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: 15k for the cup with testicles.

I bid twenty thousand! Sucker.

May the bidding start at 10,000 Euros apeice.

Dont you hate it when people take your posts seriously?

So I was in school (again) and I was thinking: Why does it have to be so boring? Cant they just add some strippers, or weapons, or something? Does it really have to be so moral and safe...on the surface too?

At 10/17/09 01:34 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: It's obvious why the dinosaurs died.

Every year the moon moves slightly further away from the earth, because of expansion.

At the time the dinosaurs existed, the moon must've only been a few metres above the earth.

This means the dinosaurs died from having their heads caved in by the moon.

Hurr

You poor, deluded, fool. It is obvious that terrible singing caused mass brain explosions.

Considering the known fact that dinosaurs had access to YouTube, I have created a cutting edge theory of why they were killed. See attached link.The supposed killer.

At 7/1/09 04:23 PM, Zithra wrote: One time we put a rocket in the tube and lit it, and as we ran back it tipped over and we didn't notice until we were to far away.

If fell forward.

Facing us.

So it shot off, and went right through the yard. It bounced off some peoples chairs and enetually exploded. By some miracle nobody got hurt.

A similar thing happened to me when a fountain we lit fell over at us and nearly covered us all in sparks. But rockets are more dangerous than fountains.

Since it is almost time for me and my fellow Americans to fire pretty explosives into the air, I got to thinking about past times I did this. What were your best and worst experiences with fireworks? My best was when I set a bunch of roman candles really close to eachother. I set off 1 and it lit the next one and so on in a dominoes fashion until all but the last one went off. My worst was when my dad put a mortar in the launch tube upside down. The string burnt out and then there was a silence just long enough to say "Oh, Shit." It blew the tube to pieces and the explosion left my families ears ringing. Other than a few burns from hot shrapnel and popped ear drums, nobody got hurt. Any suggestions for good fireworks or combinations too? I like to tie m-160s to these little plane things that fly up, so then it explodes in the air. We call em suicide bombers.

I overheard some christian kids saying obama is the anti-christ today and it got me thinking, what if brighthouse is the doomsday producer? If it decided to go down, half of the televisions and telephones would go down. Then the rich, bored out of their minds, would kill themselves, leaving the poor who could not afford it to rule. Since they lack the great intelligence needed to run the world, we would plunge into chaos and anarchy. That would be the most anti-climatic thing ever.

At 4/18/09 10:51 AM, Piss wrote: I was raised in an environment where my parents would always argue loudly. It took eleven years before my mother left him, and by that time I've ended up a mess who's afraid of opening up to people and making strong friendships

Are you my own clone?

At 4/18/09 11:32 AM, Digital-Terror wrote: Reading Rainbow.

Yeah, I went there.

How could you?! That is still my favorite song to this day.

Reading Rainbow! I, can do, anything! If you take a look, inside a book. Reading Rainbow!

What would you say is the worst theme song for a show ever? I would have to go for the theme song of some show my brother turned on called Bakagone. What do you think? (Anime doesnt count unless you can understand the words and think they are stupid)

At 4/3/09 10:20 PM, Exodus212 wrote: I saw through this the second I saw it.

IT'S A JOKE YOU MORONS.

Exactly. God, some people are just too serious at the wrong times.

They are trying to pass off that this holiday is about a holy religious reason, and not a rabbit that poops out eggs full of candy for children to eat. I say that their lies and slander be stopped permanently by means of a non-existent protest. That will show those blasphemous monsters who the real easter mascot is.

Where does it originate from? I mean, tacos are Mexican, crumpets are British, and et cetera, but where does fried chicken come from? (Besides Kentucky. Come on now.) Im thinking its one of those bastard foods that just worked its way into society and isnt part of one particular peoples food.

A newgrounder with no girlfriend? Wow, thats a first.

At 3/23/09 07:52 PM, MakeshiftMovies wrote: Well the reason there are so many is because that movie is so easy to make fun of.

Be that as it may, the jokes get old faster, and you can have too much of a good thing. I made a Rattlepike quote. (Get it? Shake : Rattle, spear: pike? Similies rule.)

I am responding with an echoing "what?"

A Darwinist biologist. Its not a specific job to study evolution and the like, its really a group of practices focused along his main theories. You would have to either pick one of them, or quit one after a while and do another. Confusing, I know.

I liked the first couple I saw, but it looks like its becoming one of those "every guy and his brother has one" things. (That means there is a whole lot)

At 3/11/09 08:27 PM, DearonElensar wrote: Halo sucks lol.

Where did you download it? Are you following a guide?
In other words, give us some more information please :)

I found it in a folder on a school computer. I sent a copy of the folder to a flash drive and plugged it into my computer. I clicked the file to open, but it said that I couldnt because of previously stated reason. and I have previously discovered that the school computer and mine do not have all of the same software. Im not following a guide.

I want to play halo on my personal computer for the free multiplayer, but my computer cannot upload it. It says I need a file ending with .wlld or something. Anyone able to help? (Please keep the posts about the problem itself, not your opinion on Halo)

Quick question here. Whats the point?

I am sick of that over-used movie phrase. Befor, it made you say, weird that stuff actually happens. Now that every other ghost movie says that, you dont care. Well movie directors, in the eternal words of the newgrounds general forum, Picks Or It Didnt Happen!

Change has no specific definition, and is as often as bad as it is good.