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Author Search Results: 'PulpFree'

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1.

None

Topic: Do you smoke?

Posted: 10/28/09 05:38 PM

Forum: General

I smoke tha ganja errday, but cigarettes are a luxury I only partake in if I'm tanked.


2.

None

Topic: My mom found my NG account.

Posted: 10/07/09 08:41 PM

Forum: General

At 10/7/09 08:37 PM, Snake-Arsenic wrote:
At 10/7/09 08:36 PM, The-Great-One wrote:
At 10/7/09 07:58 PM, Rastamon42 wrote: She won't let me do anything with my friends, she's making me read genesis 10 times before I get my privileges back.
But God made pot.
But what made God?

Pot.


3.

None

Topic: Potheads

Posted: 09/16/09 07:33 PM

Forum: General

An Eighth for 25 bucks means one of two things. Either
1.) You're getting a damn good deal, or
2.) You're getting some freakishly low-quality weed. Sounds like the latter to me, considering you're not really even acquainted with the guy. Enjoy your brown frown :(


4.

Expressionless

Topic: How fast can you type A-Z?

Posted: 08/11/09 05:00 PM

Forum: General

6.96 seconds. Meh. I might not be a typing God, but at least I'm not as slow as some.


5.

Expressionless

Topic: That thing to your bottom right!

Posted: 07/25/09 02:55 PM

Forum: General

To my bottom right is actually a small, heavy, brass model of an owl that my dad got on his honeymoon. I think he'd be pretty mad if he looked in the toilet and saw it poking its little head out of one of my unflushed shits.


6.

None

Topic: Your Most Hated Musical Genre

Posted: 07/21/09 09:30 PM

Forum: General

At 7/21/09 09:08 PM, XIII13 wrote: YEA!

Whoa, you actually did it? I wasn't sure if you were serious or not. AWESOME.

On another note, this is a total waste of post #100.


7.

Elated

Topic: Your Most Hated Musical Genre

Posted: 07/21/09 09:02 PM

Forum: General

At 7/21/09 09:00 PM, XIII13 wrote:
At 7/21/09 08:46 PM, PulpFree wrote: Screamo? Epic? You know, it's kind of hard to take your opinion seriously when you have the word "pie" written in your Personal Information section nine times total.
That was one of the most epic lines I hvae ever read in my life. Mind if I put it in my sig?

Not at all. Sig away =D.


8.

Expressionless

Topic: Your Most Hated Musical Genre

Posted: 07/21/09 08:46 PM

Forum: General

At 7/21/09 08:40 PM, lifeofmystery wrote:
At 7/21/09 08:20 PM, DM692 wrote: I'm waiting for a billion people to say rap/hip-hop/pop.

Anyways, screamo.
1 billion people: rap/ hip-hop/ pop
also you lie! screamo be epic......

Screamo? Epic? You know, it's kind of hard to take your opinion seriously when you have the word "pie" written in your Personal Information section nine times total.


9.

None

Topic: lay a trap...

Posted: 07/21/09 08:39 PM

Forum: General

I find that the x+y=z formula works well when setting traps, where x is some sort of soliditary, nonmoving object, y is something that is generally not applied to said object, and z is luls. For example, Vaseline+Toilet Seat=Luls, Door+Plastic Wrap=Luls, etc.


10.

None

Topic: moped

Posted: 07/21/09 08:27 PM

Forum: General

Just buy a car, man. Mopeds are kinda like fat chicks in that they're fun to ride until your friends find out. That, is, of course, assuming that you have friends.


11.

Happy

Topic: Your hobbies...

Posted: 07/21/09 08:23 PM

Forum: General

I collect hot sauce. I currently have 43 used bottles on display on a shelf in my room, 18 unused bottles hidden in my hot sauce vault for later consumption, and 11 bottles currently open in my fridge. I love the stuff. I literally cannot enjoy a dish unless it has some degree of spiciness.


12.

Angry

Topic: Your Most Hated Musical Genre

Posted: 07/21/09 08:17 PM

Forum: General

What genre of music do you hate the most and why?

Personally, I hate Screamo with a passion. You can't even tell what the guy is saying, for fuck's sake. It's just a bunch of pointless noise.


13.

Happy

Topic: Not Another Pot Topic!

Posted: 07/19/09 09:48 PM

Forum: General

I'd actually rather it be decriminalized than legalized. There's something about the fact that bud is illegal that gives it a little extra bit of magic. There's nothing like that good old feeling of knowing that even though it's illegal, you're sticking it to the man and doing it anyway. And that's not even mentioning the fact that it feels good, man.


14.

Shouting

Topic: Longest you ever held your breath?

Posted: 07/19/09 09:38 PM

Forum: General

At 7/19/09 05:50 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: 1 minute 52 seconds.
I just tried it now.

Wow, really? I can't even make it past a minute. My best is something like 55 seconds.


15.

Shouting

Topic: History spoilers

Posted: 07/19/09 10:41 AM

Forum: General

The Cleveland Show gets cancelled. O SHI-


16.

None

Topic: What you listen to when playing?

Posted: 07/19/09 10:34 AM

Forum: Video Games

It depends on what the genre of the game I'm playing is. If it's an FPS game, I'll typically have on some solo-laden metal songs. If it's an RPG, I'll most likely be listening to trance, chill-out, or something similar. And then, for hentai games, there's the mandatory Japanese Pop.


17.

None

Topic: weirdest place youve ever deposited

Posted: 07/19/09 09:48 AM

Forum: General

I was on vacation in Connecticut recently and found myself walking down to the public library every day solely to deposit. Curse you, Newgrounds.


18.

Thinking

Topic: Who`s Life would you have ?

Posted: 07/19/09 09:34 AM

Forum: General

Either Bill or Ted from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. That would be most excellent!


19.

None

Topic: How can I make money at 14?

Posted: 07/18/09 11:08 PM

Forum: General

Realistically, you could always try selling weed. Buy an ounce of really good shit for $400 and sell grams of it for $30 each. Or, you know, you could sell lemonade.


20.

None

Topic: My computer Fan won't shut the...

Posted: 07/18/09 10:59 PM

Forum: General

Two words: liquid cooling. It takes a while to install, but your computer'll be quieter than a library filled with mutes.


21.

Shouting

Topic: Giving oral to girls?

Posted: 07/18/09 10:54 PM

Forum: General

Prepare yourself, OP, because it's not going to be anywhere near as good for you as it's going to be for her. Have you ever licked a dead tuna? Because that's what it tastes like.


22.

Happy

Topic: I need your advice Newgrounds.

Posted: 07/18/09 10:51 PM

Forum: General

Just do what makes you happy, OP. This basic little piece of advice has helped to keep me in relatively good spirits throughout my life. Find something you enjoy and keep doing it- it's as simple as that. =)


23.

Shouting

Topic: If you could get a vinyl album...

Posted: 07/18/09 09:48 PM

Forum: General

Damn, Canadian, looks like you beat me to it! That's quite the collection you've got there, man. I know people who'd kill to get their hands on some of the originals you have.


24.

Thinking

Topic: New hobby or go feral?

Posted: 07/18/09 09:33 PM

Forum: General

Smoke weed. C'mon, man, all the cool kids are doing it. One hit isn't gonna hurt ya, and besides... the first one's free...


25.

Elated

Topic: If you could get a vinyl album...

Posted: 07/18/09 09:17 PM

Forum: General

I have one of the original vinyl copies of Jimi Hendrix's "Are You Experienced?" from back in 1967. Shit is sweet as fuck. I've got it hanging on my wall.


26.

Resigned

Topic: Your Best Dream

Posted: 07/18/09 09:04 PM

Forum: General

What's the best dream you've ever had? The one where you were a samurai fighting off hordes of ninjas? The one where you were being raped by your neighbor's cat? Tell it here.


27.

Winking

Topic: Back in the uterus anyone?

Posted: 07/18/09 05:07 PM

Forum: General

At 11/9/07 02:13 PM, SCUD14 wrote:
At 11/9/07 02:12 PM, RedCoin wrote: I think I might send just part of me back.
the... toe?

I'll bet you it rhymes with "moreskin."


28.

None

Topic: why popularity!?

Posted: 07/18/09 05:04 PM

Forum: General

At 7/18/09 04:51 PM, Obsessed117 wrote: you're just jellyous

all the cool kids, their moms, they fuck them every night


29.

Shouting

Topic: I haven't been outside

Posted: 07/18/09 01:07 PM

Forum: General

Your skin must be whiter than an albino's ass, brah.


30.

None

Topic: I don't have a middle name.

Posted: 07/18/09 10:06 AM

Forum: General

Mine's James, so nothing really special there...

My uncle's is Eggbert, though. His full name is Alanson Eggbert Platt the Third. Poor guy must've been made fun of so bad back in his school days.


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