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Hai im new hear Posted September 17th, 2009 in General

how duz theis werk id ont now ?

i liek u

Response to: Imacs causing insanity? Posted May 13th, 2009 in General
At 5/13/09 03:28 AM, Viper-Studios wrote: pointless dribble

shut the fuck up

Werd Posted November 12th, 2008 in General

(2x)
Ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass ass titties titties, ass 'n titties

(2x)
Big booty bitches thats where it gets
Come on, hoe, let's go to the easy rest
When I see ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass 'n titties.

(4x)
Ass, ass, ass, ass

(2x)
If you a light-skinned bitch that think you the shit,
I can buy you, hoe, 'cause bitch I'm rich.
I see broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes,
Broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes.

(4x)
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes

(2x)
If you a freaky-dancin' ho, keep shakin' that shit
Let's see how you shake it on top of my dick
And you'll say "Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming.
"Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming."

(4x)
Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'

(2x)
Stankin ass bitches that need to wash up
Dont get mad when i dont want to fuck
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, Soap and Water

(4x)
Water, Water, Water, Water

Response to: Favorite song: guitar, drums, vocal Posted November 12th, 2008 in General

Ass: titties
Ass: titties
Ass Ass: titties titties
Ass: ttites

I am not the baron of cheese Posted August 28th, 2008 in General

I don't know who has been spreading this maliscious rumor on NG but I am in no way the Baron of Cheese as you call him, I don't even like cheese.

Except for a sharp cheddar, maybe I do but I much prefer Heroin.

Response to: Songs about whores. Posted August 22nd, 2008 in General
At 8/22/08 04:33 AM, Ecke wrote: "The Ballad of Chasey Lain" - Bloodhound Fags (obv)
"Emanuela" - Fettes Brot
"Here In My Room" - Incubus
"Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Hell" - 4 Year Strong
"Ho" - Ludacris
"Vagabond" - Greenskeepers
"Chloroform Girl" - Polkadot Cadaver
"Maingirl" - Quasimoto
"Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too" - Say Anything
"Eminem's Mom" - SPM

9000 internets for you good sir for this beautiful contribution to the whore song thread

Response to: He treats it like a damn drug Posted August 22nd, 2008 in General
At 8/22/08 04:31 AM, ImlunchBoxx wrote: you cant have fucking cookies for breakfast you fiend

I BEG TO DIFFER GOOD SIR

In this world.... god and logic have no foothold... YOU CAN HAS!

NOT EVEN GOD CAN SAVE YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!! *portal*

Response to: He treats it like a damn drug Posted August 22nd, 2008 in General
At 8/22/08 04:20 AM, DavidTheSandslash wrote:
At 8/22/08 04:19 AM, Pulkmog wrote:
At 8/22/08 04:13 AM, RyanPridgeon wrote:
At 8/22/08 04:01 AM, Pulkmog wrote: Being addicted to heroine I can say it is not cool to make fun of drug addicts.
YOU FUCKIN SKAGHEAD
no you
Wow, it'll take a while to recover from that one.

no u

Response to: He treats it like a damn drug Posted August 22nd, 2008 in General
At 8/22/08 04:13 AM, RyanPridgeon wrote:
At 8/22/08 04:01 AM, Pulkmog wrote: Being addicted to heroine I can say it is not cool to make fun of drug addicts.
YOU FUCKIN SKAGHEAD

no you

Response to: Songs about whores. Posted August 22nd, 2008 in General
At 8/22/08 04:09 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Charlotte the Harlot by Iron Maiden.
22 Acacia Avenue also by Iron Maiden.
And finally, From Here to Eternity by Iron Maiden.

Iron Maiden seem to love whores.

Good ones basically what I was looking for thanks 9000 internets for you

Songs about whores. Posted August 22nd, 2008 in General

Well for some reason I am extremely fond of songs about whores I have no idea why. But anyways I was hoping NG can help me list some songs about whores.

She's Like heroin SOAD
Roxanne The Police (i think dont flame me if im wrong please)
Hot Child in the city

any other good ones help would be greatly appreciated and rewarded with 9000 free internets

Response to: He treats it like a damn drug Posted August 22nd, 2008 in General

Being addicted to heroine I can say it is not cool to make fun of drug addicts.

Response to: We must take action! Posted April 20th, 2008 in General

Let their government take care of it... save the fucking starving children in EU and U.S.A we have aids here too. in b4 troll

Ale Posted January 29th, 2008 in General

Hello NG another rough day in ye olde pub, causing of rabble of course. Whos with me for a pint of ale before I retire? HUZZAH GOD SCREW THE QUEEN!

Response to: Give me libirty or give me death. Posted January 29th, 2008 in General
At 1/29/08 09:49 PM, Sapphirekirby wrote: ok first you say we should dump their tea in the lake. then you say if they dont drink tea then we are skrewed. so wouldnt it be better if they did get their tea?

I meant analy with no lube.

TO ARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO ARMS!!!!!

Response to: Give me libirty or give me death. Posted January 29th, 2008 in General
At 1/29/08 09:48 PM, deafeningsilence5 wrote: God..

shut up.

God? God would not allow this.

A POX ON YOU!!!!!!!!

Give me libirty or give me death. Posted January 29th, 2008 in General

Hark! Fellow newgrundlings too long have we been oppressed by the foul moderators of old. There comes a time in a forums life when there is need to overthrow the chains of a tyranical modshipness!!!

COME !!!

LET US DUMP THERE TEA IN LAKE SUPERIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If they don`t drink tea were screwed

srsly

Response to: Kroger: scam artists Posted November 16th, 2007 in General

So I guess im the only victem of there trickery lol

Response to: I'm Bringin' "Nifty" Back. Posted November 16th, 2007 in General

cool

Kroger: scam artists Posted November 16th, 2007 in General

So I bought this new fangled grapple for 6 bucks its supposed to be an apple and a grape hybrid.

So when I see it im thinking... "ZOMG GRAPPEL!L!L!!L! APPLE + GRAPE = FRUIT FRANKENSTINE ROFFELCAKES" So I go ahead and buy it.

Now im sitting at home with 4 plain apples that smell like grapes... god damn you krogers

Response to: Dead rising Posted June 26th, 2007 in General

thanks for the help [i want that damn lazer sword]

Response to: Dead rising Posted June 26th, 2007 in General

It says that I have to complete all of the cases and then talk to isabella at 12:30

Response to: Dead rising Posted June 26th, 2007 in General
At 6/26/07 11:14 PM, StealThisAlias wrote: that game was so easy, i beat it and the extra hours part, you haven't been trying hard enough

I`ve been trying plenty hard It`s my 3rd time through the game I`ve killed all the pyschopaths and got the real megaman buster. So what am I doing wrong?

Dead rising Posted June 26th, 2007 in General

This game is so damn hard. I`ve been all over the interwebs [ign and other game sites]. To figure out how to get an A ending. Ive done everything the sites said and can only get a lousy C ending. Surely someone amoung NG has gotten an A. Please divulge your secrets.

Response to: A Fucked Up Day!! Posted May 28th, 2007 in General

I ACCUSE OP OF TROLLERY!!!!

srsly... troll gtfo

Response to: This is NG's Cassandra warning. Posted May 19th, 2007 in General

I choose you pikachu!!

Response to: Sonic Glitches Posted May 18th, 2007 in General
At 5/18/07 03:17 PM, VeinDigger wrote: You think that someone with over 1000 posts would have learned not to be retarded.
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God damn... Seriously give up on life become an hero for the good of newgrounds.

You are the cancer that is killing /newgrounds/

Response to: Need help in Gaia Online! Posted May 18th, 2007 in General

GB2 /Gaia/ this is the cancer thats killing /newgrounds/!!!

Response to: general age of newgrounders? Posted May 17th, 2007 in General
At 5/17/07 06:12 PM, TehreTard wrote: Users who are 14 years old and younger seriously need to fuck off here.

The real problem is not 14 down its the dang 3mo olds posting

Response to: I beat LOZ ocarina of time. Posted May 17th, 2007 in General
At 5/17/07 06:11 PM, Crusty-Wiwuh wrote: I hope so

loli zelda is quite teh secks

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