At 10/3/09 11:43 PM, puddinN64 wrote: Animal Crossing
Halo 2
Tetris DS

Oh, and ALIEN HOMINID.

Wink, wink.

At 10/31/09 11:54 PM, Jercurpac wrote: I don't see what the big fuss is. All I see are two guys practicing some Greco-Roman wrestling moves.

Yeah, looks like they're ready for the snap. I really think that the top guy can break away, get his point, and hammer his opponent by shooting on his left knee.

At 10/31/09 11:42 PM, The777Demon wrote: I just read about this in game informer. They acquired the rights after 80 years in order to include a character in this game.

I thought they got the rights like...4 years ago?

At 10/31/09 10:18 PM, letiger wrote: I love it also i realized it looped XD

A lot of his flashes do that.

At 8/30/09 01:57 PM, SirNickaroo wrote:

At 8/30/09 01:54 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: you do know, that the lost levels IS mario 2, right?

Yes, and that the second one released in America was actually a duplicate of some other Japanese game, right?

Yeah, it's based on the game Doki-Doki Panic, which, oddly enough, was actually created by the original SMB team.

Anyways, I've played the Lost Levels via the Super Mario Bros. Collection on the SNES. The game is hard, but not in a good way. It's just mean spirited and a dick to you, the player. It basically killed the essence of the standard Nintendo game. I really dislike it.

Well, at least it's not Virtual Boy 2.0.

Honestly, I feel like Gamestop getting all of this pre-order content is a part of their last dying breath. Brick and mortar shops like Gamestop are finding a lot of their revenue being sapped away by digital distribution and DLC. I figure that in about ten years, stores like Gamestop will basically be dead.

So, just hold on mate. You can outlive Gamestop.

I don't want to say, because I think it'll probably end up being New Super Mario Bros. Wii.

At 10/29/09 11:16 PM, zimzap wrote:

I'm going to have to agree with the epic fail tag for this one.

Meh, maybe. I wouldn't judge a book by a book by it's cover. This might turn out to be a very good game. It sounds like it might be the sleeper hit of 2010.

I heard it for the first time about an hour ago. It's still blaring in my skull and probably will continue until next year.

New Game: Metal Slug Collection for the Wii. Pretty awesome.

At 10/31/09 10:57 AM, TomFulp wrote: Happy Halloween!

Bah, silly pagan holidays are not for me!

At 10/24/09 02:55 PM, Canas wrote: Name one good game full of black people.

Left 4 Dead 2?

He's dead.

But that's not funny...heheheheheh.

Devil's Crush?

Splatterhouse!!!

I personally hate it. It's not Robot Chicken.

Way to go Frenchies!

At 10/18/09 01:07 AM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Related video

But's that awesome. The Sonic story is just stupid.

At 10/27/09 03:04 AM, SapphireLight wrote: Diddy Kong Racing.

no contest

Holy CRAP. You are so right! I sitll can't even beat the second world!

As Newground's official retro gamer, I sanction this purchase and encourage you to buy the game.

Speaking of which...I need to go beat some Twilight Princess...

*Starts to leave*

...eh...later...

At 10/30/09 06:10 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Newgrounds is the only games site.

All other sites are LIES.

What about Albinoblacksheep!?!?!?

October 30, 2009

Dear World,

I am not some psychotic fuck or pathetic loser trying to end my miserable, piece of shit existence. Nor am I one of these pussies using suicide as a cry for help. I am not protesting anything, not mad at the world, not drunk and playing with my gun, and I am not any of the other stupid reasons people kill themselves. I have a good reason.

I just snorted not 1, but 2 lines of coke off of not 2, but 3 hookers' chests. Then we all 4 made sweet beautiful love. The kind of sweet beautiful love they sing rap songs about and outlaw in southern states. Then we washed, rinsed and repeated until we were all dehydrated. Life is good.

So, tonight I kill myself as king of the world. Literally, things cannot get better. I have reached the pinnacle of life, and not just my life, but the zenith of existence itself. Bliss, Nirvana, Utopia. I am at the top of the mountain pissing down on the rest of you. Unfortunately, the days ahead of me will never be as good as tonight. So I have nothing to look forward to.

It is truly the best night that could and will ever be, which is why my life must end tonight. Life can now only get worse. Nothing is left for me here in this world. I already won. Every seemingly joyous moment from here forward would be compared to tonight and fall miserably short. So, I'm going out on top, high as hell, feeling good, and my seed spread in and among three beautiful women.

It was good to be me.

Zach

P.S. I superglued all my orifices shut so you coroner pricks can't steal my fillings or sex up my

Dude, never question girls. They have the one thing that matters most in life.

Hopefully, a safer world for my great grandchildren to play in.

Nothing with the Nintendo Seal of Approval has ever been bad. EVER.

Conker's Bad Fur Day had a ton of movie references, if that counts.

Not only is it a loving tribute to Mario's first 3D debut, but it's also a great tune, comparable to the the original song.

At 10/30/09 06:42 PM, Gustavos wrote: There were sequels to Donkey Kong Land?

Yeah, just like the SNES games, it was a trilogy. The third game was weird in that it used a roman numeral, however.